Pros of Having a Rectal Prolapse

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    • #58851
      Acneska
      Participant

      Pros of Having a Rectal Prolapse

    • #58860
      baked
      Participant

      yeah, I’ll pass

    • #58887
      Acneska
      Participant

      You’re probably right:

      Prolapse

      • #59044
        Aegrescit medendo
        Participant

        If we are ever invaded by aliens I imagine that is what their ships will look like.

    • #59188
      Sadistic
      Participant

      Just saw the word prolapse and thought “NOPE!” That is one of the few things that makes me cringe. Just the idea is so fuckin nasty. Funny pictures though @acneska. The second one looks like not only his ass but his entire undercarriage has problems.

    • #59463
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      Is that a bong or a penis pump in front of his dong? Maybe he took a killer bong and coughed his asshole inside out.
      Poor poor rectum.

    • #59667
      steaknsidneys
      Participant

      Thats disgusting. Thats how all these porn stars are gunna look after a few years of getting pumped up the arse.

      • #59668
        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        It’s not just his ass that is off-putting, his dick, his balls, and even his heels look disgusting. How could you bear to wear clothes against that puff ball? I would like to touch it, with gloves of course. I like gross body stuff, as long as it’s not my body. Maybe this is the aftermath of sausage removal, from a few posts back??

        • #59671
          steaknsidneys
          Participant

          @illegalsmile55 Haha Your right all of this guy looks rotten. i wouldn’t like to touch it but id sure like to punch it like its a speed bag, but i guess this rotter would get off on that. The things people do hey.

    • #59669
      Theluvmuscle
      Spectator

      It looks to me like he stuck that penis pimp on his asshole and sucked it out. See the white ring where the pump was attached. One of these times he’s gonna suck out his intestines.

      • #59670
        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        Hmmm, maybe, that would be a tight fit. I was curious about the circle above his ass thingy. You could be right!!

        “Penis pimp” that’s funny.

      • #59705
        alicatt
        Participant

        Maybe he was trying to clean his butt out of all that nasty green alien sputum….. you know instead of an enema…. cos they can be so messy….pfft

    • #59673
      steaknsidneys
      Participant

      It also looks like a queen Xenomorph laying eggs.
      Kill your self while you still can you dirty cretin.

      • #59675
        steaknsidneys
        Participant

        Somebody get ripley on the blower theres one left.

        • #59691
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Bwaahahaha!!! You made me spit!

          It takes all kinds..

    • #59676
      JShoot
      Member

      Blow it out your ass

    • #59681
      alicatt
      Participant

      Ewwwwe there is some kind of alien goo hanging out of it…. *hurl*

      • #59683
        JShoot
        Member

        You know the facehuggers from Alien? Well, I think this chestburster took a wrong turn inside the body

        • #59685
          alicatt
          Participant

          No kidding….. must have just ‘spewed’ a big load of alien goo

        • #59687
          JShoot
          Member

          That sounds hot. I’m going to watch some facehugger porn now

        • #59692
          alicatt
          Participant

          It kinda does doesn’t it? Hmmm… shall have to dig out my alien collection…

    • #59698
      Theluvmuscle
      Spectator

      I wonder what he’s trying to achieve by doing this? That would be funny as heck if that thing just stayed that way and didn’t return to normal. He seems to be trying to transform himself. The whole thing looks pretty disgusting.

      • #59704
        alicatt
        Participant

        Yeah think of the excitement for him when he gets older and has to wear a bag…

    • #59706
      Theluvmuscle
      Spectator

      @alicat Lol. Made be bust out laughing at a picture of that. Plastic or paper. sir?

      • #59707
        alicatt
        Participant

        Some people are just plain old idiots eh? Like c’mon now, let’s attach this pump to my ass so I can mutate my anus into one of those plants from that game… wtf is it called…. plants vs zombies or plant eating zombies or zombie eating plants…. all I can envision is this little toy of a plant with big lips and teeth…. reminds me of this dudes ass

        • #59711
          Theluvmuscle
          Spectator

          @alicat Yeah, I bet all his friends are doing the same thing so they can chase each other around, naked in a field somewhere and ‘tag’ each other with their mutated assholes… “you’re it now, Misther. Try and catch me now, guysthh” HEE hEE.

        • #59808
          alicatt
          Participant

          @theluvmuscle yeah ….and your ‘out’ if you step on another players prolapsed rectum….. let’s hope they don’t attempt kissing tag..i wouldn’t want to know what exactly they would be kissing ….

    • #59708
      Theluvmuscle
      Spectator

      Yeah, And he’d definitely have to carry around one of those donut rings so he could sit down without squishing it. Or buy some chairs with holes cut in the seats.
      What if this guy is going transgender and , per Obamas order, goes into the girls shower at the gym?

      • #59809
        alicatt
        Participant

        I bet the holes in the seats would work wonders for stretching or elongating those prolapses…you know with gravity and all

    • #59721
      steaknsidneys
      Participant

      I wonder if you put him in a bath tub of water and then squeeze his belly would it suck up all the water like a dropper cap? if so he can vacuum the floor when hes done aswell.

    • #59724
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      Wow! We’ve gotten some milage on this thread.
      I’ll bet he has a custom made, purple velvet bag that he keeps it in. I bet anal sex is painful at this juncture… wouldn’t be prudent..hahaha

      • #59732
        Aegrescit medendo
        Participant

        @illegalsmile55 Wow! He’s gotten some mileage on his hershey highway.
        I don’t think you can dive into this kind of hobby without collecting a few Crown Royal bags.

        • #59741
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          I would require major narcotics to dive in this pool.
          His rectus is looking more and more like a nasty snuffleupagus.

        • #59742
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          And who was his best friend? Aren’t you a long legged bird?

        • #59744
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          I’m a dirty bird..

        • #59746
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          I bet you coo like a pidgin 😉

        • #59749
          illegalsmile55
          Participant

          Mourning dove would be closer.

        • #59753
          Aegrescit medendo
          Participant

          Anything as long as you don’t clack! 😀

        • #59759
          Theluvmuscle
          Spectator

          I was just thinking, instead of a bag to cover that thing, it looks like a dog food can would work pretty good.

      • #59745
        Theluvmuscle
        Spectator

        @illegalsmile55 Nah, he’s probably got calluses all over that thing by now…Looks like he’s been working on this for awhile. Just a plain old paper bag like @alicatt said above.

    • #100918
      Road Pavement
      Participant

      It sounds like prison romance gone cartoon ape shit

    • #59665
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      @petey,
      So, if you were about to get laid by a beautiful lady, she strips her undies off and that’s when you see pig snout ass…what do you do?? Say you left something in the oven? Fake a “message from mom” and you have to leave? Or just start puking and say nothing as you back out of there?
      What’s the thingy hanging out of his thingy? Why do I want to know that? Too many questions…
      This dude has been around!
      If that’s the result of anal pounding, count me out..lol

    • #59702
      Theluvmuscle
      Spectator

      @illegalsmile55 Well, if she was really beautiful with a good personality, maybe I would just stay away from that thingy or ask her if she’s been to the doc to see what could be done. Now, if she says it’s a surgical enhancement that she had done for better sexual pleasure with anal sex, I would ask @Sadistic or @steaknsidneys if they wanted to try it first… Lol. What if it has teeth?

    • #59720
      steaknsidneys
      Participant

      @theluvmuscle Never if that was a girl and she whiped that out she would be in a taxi home before she could put a tube sock back over it.

    • #59723
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      @luvmuscle,
      Are you having a brew or two? I know how you get when you put your goggles on… personally, I could not do someone whose rectum had dropped so spectacularly. I probably wouldn’t be able to stop laughing. I’m horrible like that…lol

    • #59734
      Aegrescit medendo
      Participant

      I would dip it in a pan of ice water and see if it folds up like an accordion.

    • #59739
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      “Shrinkage!”

    • #59740
      Aegrescit medendo
      Participant

      That would have been a better episode of Seinfeld, George’s prolapse. But I was thinking more along the lines of doin the polka with her.

    • #59743
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      Ha! Roll out the barrels!

    • #59752
      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      @re-pete, I hope Petey is nice..lol..

      I would not, even for 20 lb. Of See’s! That thing is covered in kooties, even his pubes ran away!

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