The Day After A Stray Cat Followed This Man Home, He Got A Visit He Never Saw Co

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      Road Pavement
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    • #115458
      Lord Wankdust
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      Then they had man-cat sex. He had tried this before on a Hamster with disastrous results (he was careful to use sellotape and elastic bands to help consolidate small creatures after the Hamster splitting incident). The cat didn’t appear to like man-cat sex, and certainly didn’t have any cat orgasms, but put up with it for the Kit-e-Kat snacks and a warm basket.

      The End.

      • #115459
        lady-lexis
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        As a homeless little street cat, she had been used to an inch and a half of backward-facing, spiny cat love-rods. You can imagine how this guy was a total disappointment to her.


        @lord-wankdust

        • #115463
          Lord Wankdust
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          @lady-lexis

          So true, so true. I hadn’t quite plumbed that depth at which you swim so comfortably. Now you have dragged me down there, I can imagine the wretched disappointment which that little creature endured at the merciless sticky end of Darth Vader’s throbbing Yoghurt Warrior Helmet.

          Poor creature. No happy ending.

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