Very Lame Question: What is Your Hogwarts House?

Best Gore Forums Chill Out Zone Everything Else Very Lame Question: What is Your Hogwarts House?

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  • #141928

    Ramsay Bolton
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    Mine is Slytherin. I think 90% of this website’s users would be in Slytherin.

  • #142028

    ᎾSAMHAINᎾ
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    Had to Google that shit. I’m glad you think so highly of 90% of us.

    • #142029

      Ramsay Bolton
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      Scratch that… every BestGore user aside for the pointless heroic “omg this website is so disturbing but im curious lets see whats here” piece of shits.

  • #142042

    Danaconda
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    I have a split level ranch with a detached 2 car garage.
    The fuck are you talking about?

    • #142046

      illegalsmile55
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      Who’s Harry Potter? The old guy from MASH?

      • #142053

        Danaconda
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        @illegalsmile55
        His real name was Harry, huh.
        I wonder if Hot Lips ever let Frank slytherin?

      • #142115

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        She was overated! Those other nurses were much sexier!
        @dan-a-conda

      • #142118

        illegalsmile55
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        When I was a young woman, many people would tell me I looked like Hotlips, the movie one, Sally Kellerman. I never thought so…but we are blonde, have high cheekbones, and a big mouth… so there was some resemblance.

        Frank slid it in all her holes. Fucking ferret face. 😀

      • #142174

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        Haha. I can see why they would say that but you would have been leaner and less pudgy. I am still laughing how your mum thinks you are part black because you could put plates on your backside! Haha ,a proud arse I say! Wasn’t your mum the Texan?

        And Houlihan was a whiny annoying bitch. She would have gotten short shrift from me.
        @illegalsmile55

      • #142114

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        I loved that old bugger and his horse too.

        I modelled my life on hawkeye!!

        @illegalsmile55

  • #142048

    itsplaster
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    Slytherin is a pretty badass house so I’d be cool with that. Although Ravenclaw has the coolest name. Hufflepuff is obviously a terrible name.

    • #142324

      Ramsay Bolton
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      What perplexes me:
      1. Why is the Gryffindor symbol a lion (that looks uncanny to the sigil of House Lannister)
      2. Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle?

  • #142566

    Lord Wankdust
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    My Hogwarts House would be either Dunwankin’ or Dunpumpin’. These two long-forgotten Hogwarts Houses were shut down and fucking bricked up a few years back, with the last members trapped forever between the impenetrable walls. I hear their quiet screams of lonely despair alongside my own every night.

    The whole incident is dealt with in Chapter 3 of “Hairy Pecker and the Endless Porn Vortex of Despair”. The book was quickly withdrawn and all remaining copies pulped. The author then changed her name and the main character’s name and we all know who they are now.
    Original copies go for vast sums.

    Here’s a link to a scan of my own copy… I don’t know how to get the picture up here to see.

    https://ibb.co/crub9z

    Hairy Pecker

    Hairy Pecker

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