WHAT ARE THE TWO STRANGEST,OR THE WEIRDEST SONGS THAT YOU EVER HEARD

Best Gore Forums Chill Out Zone Music WHAT ARE THE TWO STRANGEST,OR THE WEIRDEST SONGS THAT YOU EVER HEARD

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  • #115398

    thedre
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    Here Are My First 2 Pics Below, Enjoy!

    These 2 will be quite hard to beat, but i am very curious on what the Younger Generation will dig-up,,, as this Old Man Is Not Very Well Educated on Today’s Stuff/Music, And Only Because There Is So Much Of The Newer Generation’s Music Out There Today That It Is Almost Impossible To Keep-Up.

    THE WINNER GETS TO COME-UP TO OTTAWA, AND SMOKE THE BEST, AND PUREST LEBANESE HASHISH WITH THE DRE. AS IT’S ON ME πŸ™‚

  • #115404

    Vincit Omnia Veritas
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    Anybody remembers this one, lol:

    • #115414

      thedre
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      Fuck dude,,, i’d let her go down on ME,,, Son πŸ™ lol, on Friday, cause she gotsta get Dowwwn on *Fry-day*

    • #115415

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      I think I have you beat with this one @thedre
      The revolution was very creatively weird, but this one is just fucking weird!
      https://m.youtube.com/watch

      • #115416

        Hamburger Bob
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        Invalid video??? Fuck that, just look up “They’re coming to take me away”
        It’s one of the worst and strangest songs I’ve ever heard.
        @thedre

      • #115534

        karmen40
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        @hamburgerbob
        I remember that song WELL.
        I actually had the 45rpm single – on the “B” side was the same song, yet played in reverse.

    • #115438

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      @happy probably the most disturbing video you posted ha!

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      @happy hah that seems like a song about young people written buy a middle aged man

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    • #115433

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      This is brilliant @hamburgerbob ! I think you might be winning with this one because although @thedre ‘s selections were definitely much weirder, this is more like music! I could actually have a dance to this one!

      Kinda reminds me of this also kinda weird but less angry song below; literal version included for guffaws.

      • #115530

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        @ladylexis

        I have to agree with ya Girl as Hambergerbob’s his Entry, is definitely more of what people would consider to be real music, being that you can Jive/Dance to it. That Beatles #9 should be in a class of it’s very own, being so strange, lol.;)

  • #115418

    lady-lexis
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    How does one actually go about uploading a video in a forum thread? I should have asked this years ago…

    @happy I could have lived the rest of my days blissfully happy if you hadn’t reminded me of that song!! Too evil!

    • #115419

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      @lady-lexis

      YouTube videos are embedded automatically. You just paste the full link to the video and that’s it, the rest is done automatically. But you need to use the full link, not the shortened version, ie it needs to contain youtube.com and not youtu.be

      For example, if you paste this code into your forum post:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nozsqxjxchs

      it will do this:

      • #115420

        lady-lexis
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        Much obliged Mark, thanks! I’ll go off and have a think about this one now!

      • #115451

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        @laldylexis,
        lol, i looked up, and saw that you had already uploaded one duhhh, lol. Way to go girl,,, Well Done! πŸ™‚

    • #115449

      thedre
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      @ladylexis

      Do you know how to copy, and paste like Mark said hun, or do you need a hand with it?
      Let me know if you do, cause i too could not do it right at first. πŸ™‚

  • #115436

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    Maybe not weird, but appropriate.

  • #115439

    Deathdew
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    This one always disturbed me…in a good way.

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  • #115444

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    1. Maxwell’s Silver Hammer by the Beatles

    2. My own family’s quasi-Gregorian …song (chant?) sung on long car trips in four-part harmony…”Worm, Wormy, Wormy, Worm”…and “worm, wormyy, wormy, Worm” (ad nauseum, ad infinitum) were the only lyrics. Ohhhhh….those were the days. Sometimes we still sing it to freak out new victims….We like to sing Maxwell’s Silver Hammer too but it was not, of course, part of our original Trammell family repertoire.

    Favorite family memory: OK, so I don’t intend make everyone jealous, but my sister and I had to coolest parents EVER. Dad was getting his PhD in geology in the late sixties/early seventies and for several years, all summer long we were camping way out in the boondocks of Montana with him as he did his thesis fieldwork. We slept in tents, backpacked and were BROKE so we ate the trout and sometimes game and picked huckleberries…yeah…ANYWAY, there were these extremely long trips in our ancient behemoth station wagon and we took our cat with us. Fog the cat was a great camper! When we were driving he had a cat box placed against the back window of the station wagon. One hot, dusty afternoon were stopped at the single traffic light in this tiny, tiny town with the windows open (no air conditioning of course) and our cat was taking a dump in his box and we were all deeply into a rousing chorus of “Wormy, Wormy, Worm” and suddenly noticed the folks around us in cars and on the street were DYING laughing….Good Times.

    • #115446

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      @laura Great Job @laura. πŸ™‚

      The Beatles Maxwell silver hammer, lol,,, Great Funny, but weird tune none the less hun. πŸ™‚

      BANG! BANG! Maxwell Silver Hammer Came Down On **HER HEAD**
      BANG! BANG! Maxwell Silver Hammer Made Sure That **SHE WAS DEAD!**
      ,,,lol Great Classic Morbid Tune, This Is.

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    • #115450

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      @felipes

      Now ThaT!!! is fucking weird Man, lol, And super funny, lol, I Put my something In Your Socket, bwa, ha, as he thrusts himself her way, lol, with his fake mustache and all! πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

    • #115452

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      @felipe-s

      I remember this guy! He is an an Australian comedian and this is obviously a comedy skit. Weird all the same! Haha😄

      • #115454

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        Hello bro,,, did you like number #9 Beatles ??

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      • #115457

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        Yes @thedre . I love the Beetles . Always have and they have fantastic songs . Right now off the top of my head i love Norwegian Wood and Eleanor rigby. They were a great band!

        @thedre

        @itsplaster responded to one of my comments. So she is back then!!

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      @illegalsmile55

      Aw Yes,,,Weird Tunes from Good Old Zappa The king of Weird Himself,, (while performing) that is. A Weird, but extremely good dude he is in real life.

      Great Job Sis. πŸ™‚

  • #115474

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    This was my entry level to Zappa. An old pal lent me Uncle Meat back in 1979. I was never the same again. From Suzy Creamcheese, the King Kong Variations through to Dog Breath (in the Year of the Plague)… I had been Zapped. From the first note to the last… Dog Breath is my firm Zappa favourite.

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    Now this one is a classic!

    • #115480

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      @schlomo,
      Nice seeing you again brother. Hope that all’s been well with you.
      This is actually pretty cool, and weird also,,, good stuff little brother. πŸ™‚

      • #115485

        @thedre

        Oh yeah, I was away for a few days. When calling me you should say @eraserhead-2 since that’s my original name when I signed up to Best Gore. Btw, this is a great post you created.

      • #115488

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        @eraserhead-2

        Got t brother, and thank-you for the compliment. I Like to create these Forum Topics that bring-up the good old stuff, & the good new stuff, funny, weird, or just cool altogether. And with my last couple of threads, i thought that i would post something that would work, in order to bring the Young & Old as a community & Together, instead of dividing us. Glad you made-it over bud! πŸ™‚

        P.S. I do miss my brother @theprotocolsofzion has he been doing ok? cause i was quite rough on him because of some earlier posts πŸ™ and i hope that he also joins us in these thought proving, and Fun posts? πŸ™‚

  • #115482

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    I cannot remember the last time i heard a weird song but the following was weird and yet i liked it…still do!! Haha!!

    @thedre

    • #115484

      @hopingfornemesis

      Ca plane pour moi means “everything’s going well for me”.

      Not really weird, except for the guy on the cover. Nice little french punk song.

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        The clip adds to the weirdness. The lyrics are not bad at all.

      • #115491

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        @eraserhead-2
        More French stuff, you guys are too funny, and so is he, lol, . Good job bud! πŸ™‚

      • #115518

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        Of course the weird thing is that it isn’t even sung by Plastic Bertrand. He never even sang on the record. It was released under his name but it wasn’t him.

      • #115577

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        @lordwankdust

        That was Elton Motello originally wasn’t it? “Jet Boy Jet Girl.” Then a string of other punk covers including The Damned, which is who I first heard perform the song.

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        Solomon a.k.a shlomo, you are a Francophone? Native or learned it later in life? I have forgotten all my schoolboy French and German and i was fucking good as well!.😩

        @eraserhead-2

      • #115588

        @hopingfornemesis

        No, I don’t speak french and never had french in school or took any french language course. I have great admiration for the language though, it’s pure art, and for french cinema since I’m a movie buff.

        I considered learning french but I’m just going to learn a third language if I plan to live in the country where that language belongs. France is going down the drain, so I wouldn’t go to France. Although the french countryside is beautiful and White as snow. Most people that think of Paris when France comes to mind, but France has a lot more to offer than that.

        As for german, I have great admiration for that language too as well for German history and culture. But just like France and Sweden, Germany is going down the drain so…

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        You will laugh but i was thinking of learning Hindi,Russian or Chinese at one stage. But im too old, too lazy and have better things to do. I love the Romance languages apart from Portuguese;those fuckers sound like burping drunk Martians!
        I thought of Italian but that is too faggy so i reckon i will concentrate on Spanish. I actually got to a decent stage and got lazy ,had noone to practise with and slowly atrophied.

        Yet i reckon i will go back to it as i love Spanish Cinema…and French!

        Like you i love Languages!

        Like you i entertained the thought of going and living in France as i liked its mix of capitalism and socialism but now i have lost faith in it .It is now the Bumboy of the Fritzes and the Uncle Sams and what arse they leave the fucken’ mahdis will stick it in! Every country has been globalised-Zio/ Uncle Sam -fucked apart from China ,Russia and Eastern Europe. Those fucking Magyars are a boring ,cruel bunch though and will turn for coin in time.

        Anyway,enough of my musings young man! Lovely to talk to you. We will do it again.

        @eraserhead-2

      • #115626

        @hopingfornemesis

        Russian is definitely in the top of my list! I listen to a lot of russian metal bands, especially russian folk metal bands, and I think the language is simply beautiful. The fact that they have an alphabet of their own adds to the charm. I’m into russian cinema too, they have a lot of good movies.

        Now regarding the political situation, yes, Eastern Europe is being praised by Right-Wingers and freethinkers in-between (true ones, not cuckservatives) for quite some time for their ability in preserving their racial and cultural heritage. Some countries in Central Europe are doing the same, like Hungary and Poland. Have you ever considered learning polish? I did and perhaps I still might, but it seems to be an extremely hard language to learn especially in the pronunciation.

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      @Nemes

      That was quite funny seeing that he drinks his Beer in a Rubber Mug, lol, and he’s The King of The Couch, good catchy beat nonetheless. Good, and Very Different for any other Frenchman out there that can understand-it comme mois mon ami @hopingfornemesis πŸ™‚

      P.S. Did you see my E-Mail Message to you???

      • #115510

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        i did see it brother . At least i saw one about twelve hours ago. Yes, i love plastic bertrand. Rubber mug?? Quirky , i like it! You get get fucken’ drunk and not break it when it rolls off your snkring burping pot-belly!! Hahah!!!

        @thedre

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      @mosdeth

      What??? you did not want to include Me, Just those 2 other Dudes ?? πŸ™ lol. πŸ˜‰

      I Love Hitler Too, ya know, lol, Cause he truly was a good all around Man who only wanted justice for his people, and the world, for that matter. from the Evil Clutches of Jewry. Cool Song, catchy, but The Picture,,, Priceless. Well Done! πŸ™‚

    • #115511

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      There are certain things Hitler did well. I will grant you that but he and his Nazis caused a lot of pain to my family and no we are not Jews or Gypsies.

      Very witty cartoon ! You know i love you too right! You are’nt also going to call me a cunnus out of the blue as well are you?😵

      @mosdeth

      • #115541

        Mos Deth
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        I was just amused by the conversation between you and Wanky in the other thread regarding the burying of the proverbial hatchet. I don’t really know why but it was funny to me.
        As for the Elvis Hitler song, the title is relevant to the hatchet bit and the picture I thought was appropriate for this site.
        All in good fun. Also I will not call you a cunnus out of the blue but instead would seek to warn you well in advance of such an event taking place. Peace out my nigga.

      • #115542

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        I was just amused by the conversation between you and Wanky in the other thread regarding the burying of the proverbial hatchet. I don’t really know why but it was funny to me.
        As for the Elvis Hitler song, the title is relevant to the hatchet bit and the picture I thought was appropriate for this site.
        All in good fun. Also I will not call you a cunnus out of the blue but instead would seek to warn you well in advance of such an event taking place. Peace out my nigga. @hopingfornemesis

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    From The Land of Milk and Potatoes I bring you β€˜My Lovely Horse’ by Fr. Ted Crilly and Fr. Dougal McGuire

    • #115523

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      @O-YoMumaJacksie
      That Was Hilarious man, lol, i had to watch-it twice, because the people laugh so loud sometimes that it would drown the words out. But Weird, & truly funny, this is! Well Done. πŸ™‚

    • #115524

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      Well, on that note @1purple8

      • #115535

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        @lady-lexis
        “RubberBandits” have made a LOT of strange and weird songs, as im sure you know.
        The first one i Heard (Indeed, the first time i became aware of the band/guys) was when watching “trainspotting 2″… there was a scene in which Renton & Simon are watching “Dads Best friend” by Rubberbandits (definitely a song thats worth a google).

        After this I saw the guys (band members) interviewed on a few shows by a few people… STILL in “character” as far as plastic carrier bags on their heads!

        I was surprised to find that the “Rubberbandits” are extremely intelligent young lads, well versed in politics and current events – as well as having their own, very interesting ideas regarding goverment, and the way in which society is evolving today (if “evolving” is an appropriate word?)

      • #115536

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        @karmen40
        Yeah, they’ve done a load of comedy sketches and songs for RTE but Horse Outside really blew them up. In fact, I think they pretty much went on record as saying they wish they’d never recorded it because it got them totally the wrong kind of audience; they didn’t want to be known as the clowns who did the horse song!

        Blindboy is a bestselling author now and I hear his podcast is amazing though I haven’t gotten around to listening to it.

        Another of my favourites:

      • #115682

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        Ah.
        So, (Guessing, by your reply) are you from Eire @lady-lexis ?

        I Liked the “Danny dyer, Fukin liar (put ‘im in a headlock)” song. Funny as fuck

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      • #115707

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        @karmen40
        Ive not heard that one, I’ll have to look it up!
        I’m from Northern Ireland so yes indeed, I’m from the north of the island of Γ‰ire. Are you from around these parts?

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        @lady-lexis
        Im from England love, so…. kind of “these parts” – on a relative scale ! πŸ˜‰

        I got the title wrong – the song is called “Liar Liar Danny Dyer”

        It certainly Sounds like you know MUCH more about “The Rubberbandits” than i do.
        Are THEY from the Republic, or from N.Ireland? OF COURSE i could google this – but more fun to craic on with you. πŸ™‚

        P.S. Sorry for late reply – I DID try the other night, but for some reason – although i COULD sign in to BG, I couldnt comment or reply.
        Some glitch/gnome i guess?

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      • #115871

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        @karmen40

        Yes indeed they are from the Republic, from Limerick I believe? Again, I could look this up but it’s much more fun to speculate and guess like we used to do in the golden days πŸ˜€ Great accents down there; musical, lyrical, impossible to fucking understand! I used to work for a client that had two major call centres, one in Belfast and one in Limerick. Not only could the customers not understand us in Belfast, but the folks in the two call centres couldn’t understand eachother either. We’re only 200 miles apart! That was a venture destined for failure!

  • #115545

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  • #115547

    Mos Deth
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    I can sum it up wit one word. PRIMUS

    • #115574

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      Now ThaT,,, was Fucking weird dude, like really weird. well done @MosDeath πŸ™‚

      **And the #1 so far, Me Thinks!**

      • #115587

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        Hard to dance to but I like em.

  • #115549

    Mos Deth
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    You bet ya.

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  • #115576

    Death Pod
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  • #115578

    Death Pod
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    Since others were posting goofy satirical vids as well…

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    Rick
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    Kung Fu Vampires- “Dead Girls Dont Say No”

    Puscifer- “cuntry boner evil robot mix”

    Both on YouTube. Guarantee strong contenders in this contest.

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      @rlee36

      I will have to check these out, and post them for sure, if they are as weird as you say they are brother.
      Thanks man! πŸ™‚

  • #117126

    Rick
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    Im gonna hold you to smoking some of that good hash you guys have up there. I think I got this contest won Lol. Good to hear from you brother!

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      thedre
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      @rick,
      Good to hear from you too brother, and if you ever decide to take a trip to Ottawa hit me up a week, or so before, and I would love to share some of my 100% Pure Hash with a B-G Brother. πŸ™‚

  • #121084

    Marky Ramones Wig
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    Nirvana – Moist Vagina

    The Toy Dolls – Nellie The Elephant

    Both cool tune but rather weird I think

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      @MarkyRamones
      I try to imagine how any new NIRVANA Albums would sound, and have been like if Cobain was still around, as I am sure that they would have been epic, to say the least! It’s Sad man, being that he was such a brilliant songwriter, and so bright with a great future ahead of him, only to succumb to the heroin that he took in order to ease the pressures of life in the music industry, or, just life itself πŸ™

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    I loved this band in the 1980’s. They were from Cork. They produced some superb pop moments and some utterly inspired left-field, semi-psychadelic streams of unconsciousness like this.

    “Can we sleep alone?
    My wife is a horse.
    Poor old sailor boy
    Beached forevermore…”

    If you can get a hold of any of their CDs – then DO! They are all quite brilliant. Faves are Crooked Mile and The Clock Comes Down The Stairs.

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  • #121784

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    @LordWankdust
    Too cool and like you said semi-Psychedelic stuff for sure! Good find brother. πŸ™‚

  • #129584

    illegalsmile55
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    Truly one of the strangest musicians, ever.

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      @illegalsmile55
      Now That,,, is some fucked-up shit right there Boys, & Girls lol. Well Done Sister,,, Well Done!

      You do know that i will never stop or give up, until you agree to come down to Ottawa with pooch for a Free Hashish inclusive getaway. My wife, & i would love the company. So get yo asses down here, cause once here we will take care of the rest my Veteran B-G Sister, as we live so close to each other. My Wife, and I would enjoy spoiling you both.

      We would be totally thrilled to finally get to meet you in person, and we are just an hour from the Ogdensburg New-York Border crossing. πŸ™‚

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