Words Every Man Who Likes Intimacy with Women Should Live By

Best Gore Forums Societally Relevant Gender Studies Words Every Man Who Likes Intimacy with Women Should Live By

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  • #147112

    Vincit Omnia Veritas
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    Words Every Man Who Likes Intimacy with Women Should Live By

  • #147128

    lYUNGHITLERl
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    lol

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      thedre
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      Yes Indeed, lol, as that was,,, or, “is” Quite Funny Mark, well done! 😉

    • #147154

      thedre
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      Splash that Snatch,,,
      Then Stash Your Cash.

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    itsplaster
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    And this why I’ll never divorce. Okay, I like being with him. But I also have no urge to date again. The above sayings cement that.

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      Hoping for Nemesis
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      What do you mean? I don’t believe you. If your husband was not in the picture, you would date again . I doubt you would remain celibate from such a young age. Sorry .

      P.S. above quotes?

      Many women follow the same policy. They just do not admit it or verbalise it.

      @itsplaster

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        itsplaster
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        @hopingfornemesis Maybe there are women who only want a one-time thing. I don’t know any. Actually, ones that say they’re cool with just casual are usually lying. And I would not want a “pump and dump” – huge waste of time and too much risk.

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        Hoping for Nemesis
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        Of course @itsplaster but you said you would not “date”. I assumed that meant seeing guys which i also assume means sex as well most times.

        I was not intimating you were only going to be interested in sex.

        I misunderstood. Maybe “date” is a euphemism for “having sex with “in the US. Maybe a diff in nuance between Aus and Us? Anyway,So you are really saying you would not be interested in just sex on its own? Fair enough.That makes sense with your age and personality.

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        itsplaster
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        @hopingfornemesis I was just in the wrong mood for the joke. You know us women and our hormones.

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        Hoping for Nemesis
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        No probs. @itsplaster

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    illegalsmile55
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    Release the dump, then Forrest Gump. Lmao! I would add, “and don’t let the door, hit you in the rump”

    • #147940

      lady-lexis
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      @illegalsmile55 The one about ‘getting her waxy’ was interesting. Something tells me that particular one was written by someone who doesn’t have a lot of experience of intimacy with women.

      WAXY??

      • #147942

        illegalsmile55
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        Huh, I thought the same about, ‘Pee and flee’ ?!?!
        I totally laughed out loud on the Gump one, I immediately thought of the scene where Forrest makes the sex noises at the school guy on his way out the door…. He dumped and gumped.
        @lady-lexis

      • #147945

        lady-lexis
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        Hahahaha, I missed Pee and Flee. Wtf! Who is doing the peeing in this scenario and what are they referring to as pee?! Back to Reproduction 101 for that goober.

        I liked where they were going with Forrest Gump and the running and all, but doesn’t JENNAAAAY pump and then dump HIM in the movie? Y’know until she gets AIDs and decides he’s good enough to look after her…Perhaps it’s best not to analyse these too much.

        @illegalsmile55

      • #147964

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        Forrest Gump is one of my favourite movies. I love it. It hit absolutely no bad notes with me.
        @lady-lexis
        @illegalsmile55
        @itsplaster
        Pee and Flee? Trump’s antic’s with whores in Russia? In Obama’s suite?

  • #147955

    I lost it at “Penetrate and defenestrate”. A scene of the guy being done with her and then hurriedly leaving through the window played in my head. Everything went downhill after that and I laughed hard with the others too.

    This is pure gold, Mark. Pure gold. I’ll be saving this one.

  • #148173

    ᎾSAMHAINᎾ
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    Mash the Gash and dash in a flash.

    She pretty but when the fuck done she ugly.

    • #148185

      illegalsmile55
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      I thought of this today, Give her the baby batter, then fuckin scatter. 😛

      How’s it going buddy? Partying tonight? I have some sweet sweet fresh weed I’m enjoying. I’m so loaded with it, I’d give you a bag full and say Happy Birthday. A few friends have gotten qt. canning jars full this week, I’m like the weed Santa. Ho ho ho.

      • #148189

        lady-lexis
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        @illegalsmile55 LOL!

        Pound her beave then take your leave.

      • #148191

        illegalsmile55
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        I like where this is going. 😀

      • #148192

        lady-lexis
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        Fill up her maw and then withdraw
        Part her frills and head for the hills
        Get in her mound then go underground

        I can’t stop!! Hahaha!

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        Hoping for Nemesis
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        You are on fire girl! Ihave to remember those ones!
        @lady-lexis

      • #148198

        ᎾSAMHAINᎾ
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        ‘Scatter,’ I love that word ! Looks like we’ve been spending thought-time trying to think of shit that wasn’t covered in The Chief’s montage.

        I’s good, you know I party everyday in my own way. Smoking good and drinking. I’m sure your ganja is damn sweet. There’s always the postal service ! 😜 Ya keepin’ well too I hope.

  • #148193

    illegalsmile55
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    Fill her with snake spray, and be on your way.

    Spew a mess, then egress.

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    lady-lexis
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    Punch her core then go for the door

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    ᎾSAMHAINᎾ
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    Batter her and scatter ! 😉

  • #148202

    ᎾSAMHAINᎾ
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    Gore her and ignore her.

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    thedre
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    Smoke a Big Blunt,,, then Plays with Er Cunt,,,
    Then when You Cum Down,,, Off To The Next Town.

    • #148511

      ᎾSAMHAINᎾ
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      Still lulzin over “off to the next town.”

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    thedre
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    Run Like “Forest” Gump,
    If done With Da-Pumps

  • #148224

    despy
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    lmao this list was absolutely fantastic. tried to pick a favorite and I can’t.

  • #148500

    illegalsmile55
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    Slip her the wank paste, then vacate in haste. 😛

  • #148503

    lady-lexis
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    Go balls deep then escape in a Jeep

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    ᎾSAMHAINᎾ
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    skedaddle, lest you hear a baby’s rattle.

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    lady-lexis
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    Jump her bones then make like Indiana Jones
    giphy

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    Just_Another_Guy
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    DON’T BE A WUSSY
    CUM IN HER PUSSY

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    Suqh Mahdiq
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    Fuck her til she shits on you. Then fuck her mother. Never pull out. NEVER.

    Eat a couple of White Castle double bacon cheeseburgers somewhere in the Bronx afterwards. Them joints are delicious.

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    Lord Wankdust
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    If her twat’s a bit stinky
    Then stuff it with a Twinkie ©

    Don’t wanna eat her clam?
    Rub it with some ham.

    Pump her so full of jizz
    That her clunge starts to fizz.

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