Merry Christmas – Take Time Off from Worrying About the Shitiness of the World

Santa in GazaMerry Christmas - Take Time Off from Worrying About the Shitiness of the World

I wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Christian or not, have yourself a great day and surround yourself with positive vibes. Everyone deserves time off from worrying about the shitiness of the world.

I know this is easier said that done – thousands of people from Gaza, for example, can’t have a Merry Christmas after the Zionists mass murdered their relatives and destroyed their homes. Similarly, Mark Marek, founder of Best Gore, is being held hostage by police state Canada, which makes for anything but Merry Christmas.

Nonetheless, I wish all the peoples of the world, regardless of race, gender, age or social status, a year with no more war, torture, lies, kidnappings, rape or looting.

I’d like to take this opportunity to distract you all from all the negativity of the world, and introduce you to music that caught my attention this year.

The unlikely fusion of J-Pop with Death Metal produced Japanese band Babymetal fronted by three teenage girls. They sing in Japanese, with occasional English word thrown in here and there, and while the band has an overall feel of being just another “Japanese Idol” thing, down-tuned guitar riffs coupled with heavy double-kick drumming make for a really cool and attractive audio experience. It’s as if you were listening to Meshuggah and Slipknot while watching Japanese porn.

Notice that Babymetal girls often form a hand gesture that looks much like heavy metal horns, but isn’t. The difference is that while the index and pinky fingers are stretched, the tip of the thumb is held together with the tips of the middle and ring fingers. The resulting gesture resembles a fox. These girls are Japanese kitsune.

Check out Babymetal below. Lead singer Suzuka Nakamoto is 17 year old now. Her sidekicks Yui Mizuno and Moa Kikuchi are 15. Their whole self titled album, which was released in February 2014 kicks ass. My favorite songs are Doki Doki Morning, Ii ne, and Megitsune. The first two are in the video in that order:

Christmas themed gallery of a few pics:

Author: Acneska

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77 thoughts on “Merry Christmas – Take Time Off from Worrying About the Shitiness of the World”

    1. Hey, i for one thought this was an interesting change from the norm. I like the change up. Kinda like having the same sex day in day out gets old but, throw in a new partner an try some new positions and hey, its interesting again! Keep up the great work

  1. and oddly enough I came to best gore hoping for some gory christmas surprises. Since when are gore and violence “negative”? Has bestgore lost sight of its original purpose, to turn the oft-considered negative into the amusing sanguine?

  2. Christmas day is officially over and now it is Boxing day here in Canada…our version of Black Friday. Stores will be opening as early as 6am so that crowds of people can trample and beat the shit out of one another to grab that item they want but don’t really need so that they can save a couple of bucks.

  3. Christmas is the season of giving, bonuses,sumptous meal in every home and never ending drinking sessions.. I guess its enough reason to be happy even for a day.. forget everything! Just worry bout your empty pocket later.. 😉

    When I visited my cousin in Nagoya.. we watched a concert like this.. I need to go out just nearly half of that gig!.. my ears were nearly busted and still ringing after 15mins or so.. maybe not really my kind of thing.. 😐

        1. @cheeky, never ever, ever trust a suspicious fart. If you don’t need to push it out you should be ok. Otherwise, run to the toilet, and take your fartshit.. Follow my advise, or one day you’ll have a wet dookie in your pants!!

      1. Blame it on the dog ,broke. That food combo set you up for either the silent assassin fart or the it was only supposed to be a fart, but turned out to be a shart that runs down your leg releasing an oder that will clear the table out, leaving you alone to figure out how to fix your gravy stained tighties

    1. @ilovemygramps, trust me, if you could understand what they were saying you wouldn?t think they were talented.

      The lyrics are usual J-POP rubbish, utterly childish and pointless and yet get young girls to sing it and the audience goes crazy for it.

      Mix those terrible lyrics with heavy metal and the end result is a painful one to behold.

  4. Merry Christmas. …I’m glad it’s over, though. I can’t wait until New Years is over, too, then we can get back to my favorite days of the year. The normal Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, etc., where everyone just acts like themselves. The average days of the year that define who we really are. When shit like Christmas cheer isn’t pumped up our asses by watching the 10,000 different movie versions of A Christmas Carol and by watching bits and pieces of A Christmas Story all night long. Ralphie got the gun… Now he’s having one of his fantasies… Now he’s getting picked on by Andy Dalton… I never watch it straight through. I just catch it at whatever part it’s on. Anyway, we’ve almost survived the year. Sweet. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves. Take care…

  5. I don’t enjoy Japanese music at all but hey, this one is not bad at all.

    Merry Christmas to you as well, Acneska. And to other BG fans all across the globe. Though I think my greeting is a bit too late. Lol.

  6. Fuck yeah!!!! Thanks for introducing me to BabyMetal, imma be downloading some songs by them. The 5,6,7,8s they’re not. I never was a big fan of Japanese speed metal or really any of it, but I’m warming to it thanks to bands like these. Not to mention that schoolgirl s gear..then I have to remember that they’re just 15. I’d wait a year for the lead vocalist. She’s hot as fuck and almost 18. She reminds me of that hot Japanese girl with the mace ball. Ooof. I used to only date latinas, but a lot of Asian girls i’ve been seeing lately are smokin hot. My sister in law whom I saw tonight at family supper is a neo natal doctor…she’s philipina, tall, slender super cute and super cool, except she’s married to my bro in law, who also is a general practice doctor. Their kids are gonna be smart as hell more than likely

  7. I have to say I’m glad Christmas is over. If I hear one more Christmas song I’m gonna kill someone.

    I think it’s good that for a short time every year people put in an effort to not be complete assholes 24/7.

    I’m greatful that these last couple of years, I’ve learned who my real family is. The ones who love you unconditionally and support you in your time of need. Not greedy, backstabbing assholes who only care about themselves. It’s always good to get the poison out of your life.

    Hope everyone had a good holiday!

  8. Like Enter Shikari on helium !

    It’s Boxing Day everyone, traditionally the day of recuperation in my house. Those Lindt chocolates are very moreish, so much so, I do believe some scoundrel scoffed a whole box yesterday. ” My choccy Woccies “

  9. Even though I couldn’t understand a single word they were saying, it’s like they could see directly into my soul and were singing and strutting their little asses off just for me. How old are those girls again??

    1. Not old enough @amnyc. Not for the man on the street. Never stopped Bill Wyman though, he was with Mandy Smith when she was 13, thirfuckingteen !! Old pervy bastard he was, but he was a Rolling Stone so he got a pass.

      1. Jerry Lee Lewis one upped Wyman, he married his third wife when he was 22 and she was 13, and she was his first cousin once removed to boot! And they’re both still alive and on the prowl as we speak. Only the good die young but fucking pricks live forever. Hide your teenage daughters people, there’s evil out there and they play the rock and roll music.

          1. Had to be from a crazy State.
            You like Christopher Walken hey @Nextie, great actor, especially the scene in True Romance where he questions Dennis Hopper, and in The Deer Hunter too. You ladies seem to like older men from a young age, or at least many do. There’s acceptable limits though, on both sides I’d say.

          2. @ewe The only sane people from Louisiana are me and Britney Spears. Christopher Walken is great in everything he’s in, especially True Romance. It’s that sexy accent he has.

          3. Strange goings on down in the bayou, if you ask me it’s all that damn alligator meat those people eat. It’s funny how men and women are different, when I was 13 I wanted to marry Mariah Carey, but now I think she’s fucking gross.

          4. Wow @Nextie, if Britney Spears is classed sane, the rest must be pretty loopy ! 😀 ,
            @Pinch. Don’t recall ever seeing it, but I’ll check it out. Bound to be a good ‘n if he’s in it.
            @amnyc. Diane Lane always did it for me, still does. Not sure where she’s from.

  10. Next life I want to be panties on a dancing girl….being rubbed alive
    Against a sweaty pussy. ….and spat at with smelly juices…..and no where to go ….other than to take the beating…..without a whisper…..

  11. Best wishes for the New Year and a huge thank you to all the posters, contributers and commenters who have kept Bestgore up and running while Mark’s constitutional and human rights continue to be abused.
    And at this time of goodwill to all men a great “FUCK YOU” to all corrupt Canadian public servants (goy puppets).

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