Belorussian Extreme Paraglider Ivan Krasovsky Impales Shoulder on Pine

Badass Won't Let a Little Splinter Get Him Down

Belorussian Extreme Paraglider Ivan Krasovsky Impales Shoulder on Pine

Belorussian extreme paraglider Ivan Krasovsky survived crash into the woods with a nasty impalement on his shoulder. He was rescued and taken to a hospital with a rather broad pine trunk embedded in his body.

The fateful landing happened near the “Stalin’s Line” – a historical and cultural complex founded in commemoration of soldiers who died in World War II outside the city of Minsk in Belarus. Ivan Krasovsky was on a hang glider with a parachute wing.

The Ministry of Emergency Situations of Belarus issued a brief press release about the incident stating that “The pilot-man injured his shoulder, his condition is satisfactory” – no shit!

Ivan Krasovsky is known in the paragliding circles as “pro-extreme”. He has been doing extreme sports for 15 years. He is one of the few in the world with balls to perform “Infiniti Tambling” – a continuous cycle of dead loops.

The exact cause of his crash has not been clarified. Ivan was brought to Minsk Regional Clinical Hospital in Borovlyany where he underwent an operation to remove the log. The doctors reportedly promised to give the log to Ivan as a souvenir.

Props to Best Gore member @weeper for the pics:

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91 thoughts on “Belorussian Extreme Paraglider Ivan Krasovsky Impales Shoulder on Pine”

  1. Crashed into the woods, and vice-versa, literally.
    Marvel Studios have finally gotten their perfect cast for Incredible Hulk
    Or they can create another one – “Wood Man”, “Incredible Wood”, “Wooden Hulk”, …
    whatever, this guy is perfect

    1. Maybe someone was tired of his hypocrisy. He starts the video stomping a teacher then hanging a little kid. He goes on to moralize about how hatred is wrong.
      Yeah… hypocrite.
      Then again, maybe he owed someone $$. Maybe he fucked the wrong dude’s daughter. Maybe… just maybe… he was shot by another jungle bunny.
      Either way… no great loss.

      1. Thing is this rap and the videos do have impact on the young blacks who are too dumb to know they being played. i just wish this was that snoop dog, i can’t stand that man and that p diddy, all fakers and little shits

    2. UPDATE
      The Broward County Sheriff’s Office confirmed XXXTentacion’s death. It is suspected he was killed in a robbery, whereby two black assailants in a dark colored SUV opened fire at him and stole a Louis Vuitton bag from his vehicle.
      That’s the update @african-angel. Not a pinky in sight.

          1. What wit!! I pine to have with like you .
            Yet i still have to teak a back seat to yew two. Maybe one day i maple to be better than i am now. It is hard enough to spruce up my puns and to sequioa your attention whilst i lumber up with my wooden delivery . After all this joking around is high stakes .
            I would not want to be considered an aspen.

            @carnage-2
            @xsookiex

  2. He got the chip off his shoulder by paragliding. BUT… as a result, he got a literal chip on his shoulder to take off! He said he is going to ‘log’ this event in his diary. ; )

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