Impaired Russian Impaled on Spiked Peak Fence

Impaired Russian Impaled on Spiked Peak Fence

Naked Russian man, not drunk (surprisingly), but under the influence of drugs impaled himself on a spiked peak fence after slipping and falling attempting to go home. While high under the influence of narcotics, the arrival of rescuers sobered him up and quickly began to realize the reality and pain of his situation. Too bad he was rushing to get home or all this could have been adverted. Lucky is him to not have fallen on the bigger spike on the fence.

85 thoughts on “Impaired Russian Impaled on Spiked Peak Fence”

  1. He’s Not Impaled at all. He’s constipated, and crouched-over in pain trying to pass a Massive Logger caused by of the narcotics that he’s on. Poor @Brokeback, & I go thru the same hell when we go for a dump due to our pain meds also! I go about once a week, and almost blow-out veins in my forehead when doing-so. The Only difference is that we brokeback & I decide to not do it in public by climbing a fence to do-so, lol. 😉

      1. @brokeback

        My wife just purchased This New Stuff Called Restore-O-Lax at the Pharmacy Yesterday bud. And the good thing about it, is that it’s Clear, Odorless, & Tasteless. And the Bonus, is that you can Also mix it with Gatorade, Fruit Juice, or just about any other cold liquid you desire.

        And This stuff supposedly is,,, The best on the market, cause it works fast but very gently, by softening your stools within 24 Hrs. and keeping you regular, without the fear of having to be 10 ft. away from the closest toilet.

        Butt the best part, is That you will never have The Sheer Terror of having to experience the Fear of Having *To Never Trust A Fart Again*, in case of a Sudden, & Unexpected Bowel Explosion, cause unlike Ex-Lax,,, There Is No Chance Of Diarrhea.

        So you should also give-it a try Broke, but either way,,, I Will Start-It Today, and let you know how it worked. And Our Pharmacist gave Us A 100% Money Back Guaranty that It Will Work. And because he is my Pharmacist,,, He is well aware of all of the heavy Narcotic Medications that i Have been on for close to 25 + Years, and he “Now Knows” Cause (i never spoke to him about it before) just how blocked/Backed-Up I Truly Am.

          1. Yes, my wife did say that it was like 29 bucks, or so for a bottle. I Would gladly Purchase and ship You A Bottle with Canada Post express mail Bud, seeing that since your Accident, & subsequent Back Surgeries, you are now on Disability, and a fixed Income.

            Although I Am in the same boat as yourself, My Wife is making over 125 Grand a Year,,, so we are doing alright financially because of it. So, if you want contact Mark, and ask him to send me an E-Mail with either, Your Address,,, or to Provide You With my Home Phone number So we could then work something-out, as I Would be honored to help out a B G Brother in need. So just Let me know brother. 🙂

          1. Yea,,, beans do work well, but my problem is Cheese man. I Love that stuff so much that i can easily eat a quarter of a 700 gram block of that shit literally. Then,,, here we go, or “Don’t Fucken Go”,lol, yet again!!!

  2. Old Vlad there oiled up that wrought-iron fleur-de-lys railing and slid his quivering ringpiece over it. He sank deeper each time, with his athletic arms lowering and raising him back up. He was now thankful that his Russian Grandmother had spent the family savings on gym classes for him where he learned to lift his own weight on the ropes, rings and the pommel-horse.
    His raising and lowering of his well-lubed arehole on and off the sexy knobbled ironwork was all going fine. He was teasing his hot anus until some arse juice and lube slime trickled down and first one hand slid off the top of the wall. Then the other! It was kablammy! He sank arsecrack-deep. It was “a fall on *sphinctered girders”. His arms hung uselessly as he was impaled through his own sexy desire for the ironwork.

    He was wedged on like a glove puppet, his arse-juice and lube-slimed hands unable to gain purchase on the slippery wall-top to take the weight off and raise his quivering butt off the erotic metalwork.
    Please let this be a lesson to us all.
    (see what I did there folks… “sphinctered girders”… it’s a reference to “I walk on gilded splinters…” this is a very elaborate pun on a reference to popular culture). I should get an award for this one.

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