The bit of the language in the video sounds Russian to me. The man in the video was probably a construction site worker, or otherwise farted around a construction site and fell onto a rebar with his ass.
The video shows him naked on a hospital bed, with the rebar entered into his body through the crotch area, narrowly missing the family jewels. It went all the way across his upper body into the upper chest, where it is clearly visible under the skin.
Props to Best Gore members @african-angel and @13lunt420media for the video:
Who want some his KEBAB?
I’ll pass
What? You don’t like eggplant?
OR Fanta???
Or corn on the cob…
Or penis…
…or “la Corona!!! woop-woop-ha-ha-ha!!!”
Slightly seared please. Add extra sumac and extra naan bread.
… Or cASSava…???
A double headed cassava…the best kind. 😀
Taking a shit is gonna hurt like a motherfucker for the next 6 months, that’s for sure!!
I dunno..he’s now got two exit holes. Might be able to expulse shit twice as fast.
You notice the strangest things, doctor.
I noticed that his balls were wayyyy to big for his dick, poor man. Mercifully the camera didn’t dwell on that.
I’d like to play “Moscow Nights” on his domra. And then tongue punch his fart box.
“Hey look it’s a penis but smaller !!! “
Damn,,, Those Homemade Crotch Rockets!
It didn’t hit nothing serious considering it’s close to the skin area he’s fine…
It probably punctured his intestines.
It could of.. but that doesn’t mean it’s fatal
No, but definitely fecal.
Ha! This dude should know that is NOT the way you score brownie points.
Lol good one…
HK 🙂
That went right through his taint. Taint is the bridge between life and death.
Ah. Maybe that is what the rod is for. He was camping, and tried to pitch a taint.
Could have given him an early prostrate check.
So this is what the hokey pokey is all about. Not coo. Count me out. Anyone seen nigga turtles on YouTube? That shits funny.
Back when I was a kid I would have called him a fucky Lucker
he nearly fucked ass to mouth.
No & wtf?
Not interested in a taint poke?!
Oh grow up, you cunt. All the kids are chipping teeth on ass rebar. You sound like a squeaky wheel.
Shiiiit!!!
Shit?? I don’t think he will be taking a shit for a while…
https://youtu.be/YXrPpWYH_HY
Slow painful death by sepsis !
I doubt it was a slow painful death he is clearly conscious and alive in the video so he didn’t die he will be out of the hospital in a few days considering what country operated on him
I don’t know. If this is how the medical staff prepares the patient for a full body scan, his future is in doubt!
I want to see that video!!
https://youtu.be/6BBx8BwLhqg
Technically he wasn’t impaled across his upper body he was impaled through his lower body up into his upper body…
Vlad would be proud.
He would be Vlad indeed.
So would the Turks! It was their fave punishment method for uppity Christians. Vlad only payed them back in their own coin.
Very true. I fucking loved all of Vlads scenes in the Showtime series, The Borgias.
Hmmm.. Now WHERE have I seen something like this before???…
At least this guy doesn’t have to deal with splinters AND he gets to keep his nuts uncracked.
As Sphinx would say, he should count his lucky scars!
Only hear on best score plenty of impalments
There is a few similar posts on here although they weren’t so lucky. One was a tree impalement.
True I have seen plenty on here not so fortunate..
Like somebody falling on a fence or a construction with rebar sticking up completely dead
I was thinking of the caption photo contest dude, with the stick goin threw his nut, lol.
Haha
Brokeback is gonna love this post
First off… Why is this not a caption contest?
Secondly… Izat a goochkebab served with shwHARMa balls..?… I’ll pass…
Ha! You immediately thought of the same thing I did, lol.
Guess it’s only cause we got video for this one, Sphinx!
And YES, indeed it is!…… And NOOO, tank chuuus!! 😀
Lol.. Fuk that’s right.. Still… No tankgooch indeed..!
Gay bar, you’re doing it wrong, yet still kind of right.
Ha!… Well, they told him it was a dive.. So he dove in..!
Gay bars, drive-ins and dives… I’d say this guy had one crazy fucking night!
Seein that he’s Russian… Do we call him a rebear, or do we just keep rebar …?
Rebear!… Also, I want to see Khabib wrastle him!!
https://youtu.be/XDdDQQ8uLhY
He’ll naw… This dude gets Khabib in an armbar.. It’s over.. He knows it.
HA! Guess I should’ve saved my number one bullshit redirect, for this comment! Good shit as always, Sphinx!
I bet he was YELLtsin when it happened.
everyday that goes by, these fetishes get more and more creative. I applaud you, good sir. good for you thinking outside the box. An even better idea is to not take it out and leave it as a souvenir. You’ll be the life of any party
Clearly a carelessly work related accident…maybe if he wasn’t Russian(get it, rushin’) he wouldn’t have suffered this injury.lol
Wwss? … “They’re probably going to reinstall this fucking homo back onto the faggot carousel he came off of… Back to fucking work!.. Faggot!”
Haha! He shouldn’t even be all that sad about it either, I’m sure he can still find love, I’ve seen it before!
https://youtu.be/Z-yiyRQkj0c
What a freak show!
LOL…That’s some funny shit, but do you think that’s something Svarg would say?
Svarg would be standing there with a can full of gas asking for a match.
Svarg will be cumming to comment soon.
Ha! I was wondering what that meant(wwss). It sounded odd coming from you. Now that I know, YES! Spot on!
Haha! Same, I was wondering why “she” was so homophobic, lol. Then he said is that something svarg would say? I was like woops, I fucked that one up, maybe I can save it by saying svarg would burn the whole fucking, faggot carnival to the ground! 😛
She married a Heavy Metal star and we all know what junkies they are.
@Honkeykong… Nice… Thanks.
@caRnAGE… Lol.. You’re a virtuoso w/ that YouTube shit.. Fukn maestro…!
@DocUndy… Yes, they are a RODDY bunch..!
I’d like to play “Moscow Nights” on his domra. And then tongue punch his fart box.
Stephen?… Is that you?
The things gay guys do to themselves these days. Am I right?
Yeah… They call it tripoding…
Please tell me you’re gay. Otherwise you don’t get to name the disgusting things we do. Just last night, I made dog food from scratch when I got home from work (for my 2 pitties). Then when my husband got home, I screamed at him for 20 minutes because he is ex military and used to be with a woman, so apparently that’s what straight guys like. Then after we ate dinner, we laid in bed together, and did the most horrible things. We watched tv and snuggled with our dogs. And then fought over the remote control.
God damn us all to hell.
Yeah, but you do tripod though, right?
???…. Inquiring minds would like to know, don’t leave us hangin’ like this!
sorry to disappointment you.. @dirtyshrimp..I not the gay… but I make-up names anyway…
Reminds me of a shish kabob
https://youtu.be/iFZYPY8_CQw…
… Well, that explains that.
Lmao! Bitch
Where is this agin?… Slovasstopole, Sibaria…?
It looks a little bit north of
Krasnoy-arse-k.
Hanging around a construction site in the nude. What the hell did he expect would happen?
He was hoping they would nail his foreskin, but they ended up giving it to him long and hard.
Bahaha! Too bad he wasn’t opperating a jackhammer!
He was a pipefitter and he was off a lil on his measurements, butt still Casual makes a great point…!
Pipe fitter, Ha!
Smh… Too good. 🙂
He was setting the bar for new civil engineering standards, Casual.
Whew. I thought I had a micro-cock. Thanks loser
That’s whatcha get for stroganoff on the job… Am I right?
If your not gonna to wear chain mail undies, you’ve brought this on yourself!
Looks like that OTHER gore site tried to copy bestgore’s cover photo, but fell short again.
Nobody seems to be able to get the damn pipe/stake through their mouth. It’s actually quite frustrating to see all these attempts, that come up juuust short.
These crazy Russians. Always obsessed with alcohol. Hes trying to be a human Martini….
Nice!… He’s still got the olives but it seems he’s accidentally collapsed the canopy of his umbrella. Tarbender, a fresh umbrella for the gentleman, stat!
Lol.. caRnAGE.. You stupid.
HEHE! Thanks, Sphinx! Ikr? :P.
The irony of this is.. This is his third workplace incident, he’ll be barred from the jobsite..!
Another irony is the iron bar up his ass.
Yes!
This fukr’s definitely a member of the Pole’it Bareau…
Must be into Poler BEAR porn, as well.
In Russia these days, if you rail against the government… You’ll end up gettin it Putin your ass!
O’ dude-man… OUCH!! But you look cool as a cucumber. WOW! It’s just another day at work for ya…..!?! Wanna different job now?
He’s Russian, he’ll be back at work next week
Google ‘pain in the ass’ and this guys picture pops up.
He’s got that look on his face that sez… This is gonna END up on Bestgorski idnit?
Russian he may be, butt he’s emBARassed…!
Correction Sphinx… em – BAR – ASSED
Thanks Doc…
Lol, those three dots tell a story. 😉
What do you think he’s more emBARassed of, the accident or knowing the world is gonna see his baby dick?
‘I keep feeling this stabbing pain in my ass, Doc.’
‘Well there’s your problem, you’re getting too much iron in your diet!’
Ha!
This looks like some sexual deviance… If that rod is oxidized, then I think our friend succeeded in performing a Rustki Venture..
Just like having a splinter.
wahahaha
Now that is a real goocher.
Taint !
Put the Boogie in your Butt
-eddie murphy
He will be shitting out blood until if fully heals
Russian on a stick please. Medium rare….ummmm.
Ha! Apparantly he didn’t have a safe word either, Gia! 😉
The Kremlin will deny any involvement in this incident.
Have him airlifted to my private quarters immediately. I have some special ointment that will sort him out.
LOL! Hey, if you ever need any help, I’d be more than happy to lend a hand, sKels! Just look me up in the yellow pages under Cletus Kasady. 😉
1 guy 1 rod – when there is nothing else to do in Russia.
At least he wasn’t stoned or hammered during the act, that could’ve turned out much worse for em.
I know it’s a bit late but do you think there’s a Rod stewart joke in there somewhere ??
A really kinky, gay guy would look at this video and say, Some Guys Have All the Luck 🙁 …
Only on a downtown train…
If you want my body,
and you think I’m sexy,
c’mon and impale me now..!
Lmao! You wrong for that one, Sphinx!
Where he is already on the operating table, they can remodel the opening to a vagina. The position is okay. Without ovaries and without menstruation, just for the fun…
Feeling delicate, sir?
If the nurses tickle his balls, he’d make a good weather vein.
Lol, or a useless compass that only points north.
hahaha
Lol.. Sweet!
Not my usual porn but I’ll take it for today.
That feeling when you shave your balls for nothing…
Ha! At least if he survives passing the bar, he’ll have his law license, so there’s that…
There’s a thankful nurse in that equation.
I hate when that happens! …. @BubbaRay
If he were a Transformer, I think he’d be Rodhimass Prime.. Or Upthimass Prime… Cause he just looks like a leader…. No?
Roddy Roddy Piper….?
A genital piercing, the russian way.
¿That hurt?
i bet it does
Naaah…He’s Russian, it’s expected…
So hes the person you want to stand next to in the public showers…confidence booster right there.