As of today, it’s possible for everyone who has an account on Best Gore to add their own profile picture (aka choose their own avatar) form within their account. As you know, previously this service was taken care of by Gravatar – a third party cross blog service – however since unrelated gore posts were being abused by idiots who’d stain the comment section by breaking the ongoing discussions with unrelated questions about how to change their profile pictures, I decided to update the way it works and implement a new rule that everyone who, instead of discussing topic at hand makes a comment on completely unrelated post asking how to choose their avatar, would be punished by having Gem stab him/her in the nuts/cunt.
For all of Best Gore’s decent members and commenters – I would like to recommend each of you to upload your own avatar using the new option within your profiles. There are several reasons for that:
- On Best Gore, you can choose a gore or otherwise adult oriented avatar without repercussions – something Gravatar may not guarantee
- You’ll be able to easily maintain and update your avatar locally, instead of having to log in to a third party site
- It has been proven now scientifically that members who upload their avatars locally sport sexier looks and attract good fortune
- Texas has more cows than Ohio has people
Hope this solves the internet’s biggest dilemma since Spiderman crossing the road. Now stop asking about it for fuck’s sake, will you? Duh!