Wimpy Kid Gets Splinter Removed from Leg

Wimpy Kid Gets Splinter Removed from Leg

Kids these days – they still know how to play and get splinted in their extremities? I thought all they knew was how to play Nintendo, and… that’s about that. Running around, exploring and playing Cowboys and Indians seems so uncool nowadays.

Kid in the video somehow managed to get a large splinter embedded in his leg. The video shows him getting it removed by a doctor. The removal was accompanied by wimpy whining, even though he clearly had the locality of the wound numbed with anesthesia.

Props to Best Gore member Little Foot for the video:

74 thoughts on “Wimpy Kid Gets Splinter Removed from Leg”

    1. ya and I don’t think the kids in the wrong for crying on this I’ve had a piece like that in my arm one time and just ripped it out and I can say from experience they HURT LIKE A BITCH. That inclues my high pain tolerance to boot.

      He got his in the leg just behind the knee fucking hell that place is filled with nerves and from the looks of the pieces they didn’t numb up a large enough area thinking it wan’t that big.

      props to the kid i’d say for not screaming

      1. I had a one inch piece of wood from a skateboard injury that i found a week after the incident.. i thought i was pulling leg hairs out of my scab when low an behold i found pretty much a one inch pencil downward in my shin.. it pussed for days…

    2. I was about to say “splinter my ass that’s a friggin railroad crosstie” did something similar to this young fellow at 3 AM one morning walking through the house to get a drink of water someone had dropped a bamboo toothpic in the floor so do to the fact I was dragging my feet I drove the sharp end 2″ into my big toe!!!!

  1. They should have left the splinter in, in order for the wound to infect so that he’d be subjected to an awesome, stimulating amputation and therefore fulfill his lifelong dream of being a pirate. Peg-leg lives on…

  2. The little dude isn’t a wimp. I’m surprised he didn’t freak out more since he’s a kid. Wimps are the grown men and women who come into the ER and are crying their eyes out because they got a papercut that just needed for me to put a bandaid on it. And that actually happens.

    1. Mom would’ve pulled that thing out of me with a pair of rusty salad tongs while not even taking a break from making dinner. Followed up with a shot of dads whiskey to prevent infection afterwards and then a loving “now get the fuck out of my face”.

        1. This sort of injury would’ve called for a rusty nail. 3/4 oz. of Drambuie, 1 1/2 oz. of whiskey, served on the rocks with a twist of lemon. Then hand me them salad tongs. : (

    2. lol same goes for ambulance calls… I remember 4 yes ago a woman calls for an ambulance saying her 12 year old daughter started hemorrhaging…. My partner and I get there he’s talking to mother while I check on the girl…. The girl had started her first period nothing more.. We tell the mother this and the hysterical bitch refuses to listen not believing a girl could have her period before the age of 16 I’m not joking so she drives the girl to the hospital er only to be told the same thing and of course she reacts the same way again… Some people who seek medical treatment need only to have their damn heads checked because they are to stupid to know their head from their ass.

  3. I have to agree with others, I don’t think he was a wimp at all, the first bit he didn’t make a noise. Knowing what was coming for the second one though, which was worse, would be enough to freak anyone out. I think he was pretty brave, even the doctors were shocked at the size of the second bit and had to really poke around.

          1. You.. Gentle? *holds back laughter* btw @LF was this your first contribution? I don’t recall ever seeing one from you before, though I sincerely apologise if I’m wrong

          2. @Jack

            Lmao I can be gentle if properly motivated ๐Ÿ˜€

            And yes this was I tried before but I don’t think I uploaded the video right (I’m really handicapped in that area) but I think I’ll submit more if I find some good ones.

    1. I wouldn’t like that under my finger nail… or my foreskin come to think about it ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

      However, my hat goes off to the little chap for being so brave… I would have probably broken the docs nose if I was in his feet;

  4. thanks for video. ^^

    give me fucking back memorie when this happen to me as a child. (for me was at the sole (foot) , not big as that but still pain (2-3cm))
    fucking pain shit piece of fuck dat little shit under the skin !

    alluuuuuuuuha woodbar !

  5. That was really deep. Locall typically does not affect that deep. I’m guessing no one knew how deep the second one was. But the doc was certainly digging around in there. Poor kid. Looks like a piece of wood fence.

    1. Hmm metallic splinters? That sounds interesting I’ll have to look into that. Once I got a huge chunk of a wooden bench stuck in my ass cheek it was probably about half the size of that first piece in this kid’s leg. Hurt like hell lol.

  6. This poor kid will have much more than mere physical scars on his hands from being impaled with wood. ๐Ÿ˜† At school, all the girls will want him now because of the scars and drugs he has, and all the boys want to be him because of that, just as soon as they all finish laughing at him for being impaled with wood :lol:, which could take years. At least that’s what happened at my schools during such situations.

    The verbal punishment this kid will take because of how many inches of wood was removed from inside him, and how he squealed, and how he whimpered “Is it out?” will make Mean Girls seem like Strawberry Shortcake. That’s just the way it is.

    In conclusion, we get that old standby of logic and reason.

    Best Gore Life Lesson #18: Let the other kid get impaled with wood. ๐Ÿ˜†

  7. Little Foot, Little Foot, Little Foot…first off, thank you for the contribution.

    Second, you’ve proven me wrong. over the months, you have shown yourself to be a worthwhile member of our community. i know we got off on the wrong foot, and i didn’t expect you to last, so let me just say;

    congratulations, you are a full-fledged SOB.

    1. Thank you @Obli I really appreciate that. And yes we did get off on the wrong foot which was my fault and I am very sorry for that. I have a lot of respect for you and the others that keep this site going. I’m all for learning lessons and moving forward so I’m glad we can do that.

  8. What a little bitch. And what’s with that “AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAhHhHhHhH!!!!” when the “splinter” was being pulled out. I was gassed 6 times and didn’t whine like that little twat.

  9. the “brown” around the wound isnt what you think. its ionide solution for desinfection. ๐Ÿ˜‰ and from the looks of the “splinter” i bet they did not numb enough of an area.

    props to the kid. such a “splinter” in such a position would leave many men in tears.

    he will grow balls the sitze of melons ๐Ÿ˜€

  10. Dumb ass doc only gave a few shots of surface Novocaine. In this case the pain is real.

    Most likely did not do an ultra-sound or x-ray to see how deep,

    In a real hospital this would be done with spinal block or at least a shot of iv morphine.

    Most-likely the kid is a county free clinic where he was given at least something. If this was some poor-arse picaninny I would doubt get anything for pain

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