Are you serious??? Watch this

Yeah fuck work at the moment. Working too much.

And thank you for your service my fair civilian.

Surprisingly I haven’t seen any until now. Have I really been gone that long???

She’ll definitely have to go back to driving school for that offense..maybe parenting school? Would that be required if the kid is dead? Just kidding but funny to ponder.

That music though…did they have to put that zen enya type shit behind the video? It gives it an ASPCA Sarah McLachlan feel to it.

Hahaha @icecreamlair that was just straight up lame huh? Also way to deny that pussy pass!!! *pats on back*

Wow I never thought I’d see the day..something out of Brazil and it isn’t a murder??? Something seems off…

Apacha his scalp be missing

What… I thought the Apaches were extinct…

Thank you num num indeed nem nem

He laughs his ass off on here, He isn’t active but uses vicariously through me. kk TTYL nem nem num num

Ooooh You even remembered I am from Texas. Nice.
I will tell the upside down one eyed flying purple people eaters you say hello. That’s what I call em. 😀

Good to be back. Ditto 🙂

All American’s get in terms of gore is nigger slayings, no different than the 50’s except they aren’t turned into pinatas anymore…
Shut down all the popeyes’ chicken franchises and tell em to fuckkkkkkk off.

Travelin’ chillin’… Killin’

Carrots for good eyesight I’m guessing? You jealous nemesis? Well it’s not a very romantic story but we met on Facebook, I went to Australia, he came to America, I went back to Australia, I went back to America, I’m going back to Australia, we’re in love were married and that’s how it happened.

Haha good one.

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