BigBoySlims

  • It’s something guys are gonna make fun of you for but in reality I think its something the majority of guys go through. Rejection fucking sucks and repeated rejection makes you feel almost insane, almost like you’re not human like everyone else. Freshman year in college, I would be thinking about sex 100% of the time, not in a way that would make…[Read more]

  • I had sex in the woods and it was INCREDIBLE. I was able to get as loud as I wanted and I have a really deep voice so it sounded like I was a lion roaring. The girl said it was the sexiest thing she’d ever heard.

  • I believe all is preordained and there is literally nothing we can do to know what is next or to change anything. Think about how many times you adamantly tried to stop doing something and inevitably came back to it. Think about how many thoughts ideas, and fantasies you have had and compare it to where you objectively are. Can you really say…[Read more]

  • I don’t care about any personal goals I’ve ever set for myself anymore. My new goal is to make it out without feeling the inescapable need to kill myself. I’m actually terrified of ever getting to that point. I’ve been there before and I NEVER want to be there again. EVER

  • Amen to that. For someone to say that I went a day without weed would be a grammatical error.

  • Amen to that. For someone to say that I went a day without weed would be a grammatical error.

  • Amen to that. For someone to say that I went a day without weed would be a grammatical error.

  • And every day a kid at my lunch table always had an egg salad sandwich in a plastic bag which his mom had packed for him and that he never wanted. I would fill it up with water, go in the bathroom and launch it at the wall. We also had these gross mashed potatoes that they’d served to us in styrofoam bowls with some really cheap wierd looking…[Read more]

  • And every day a kid at my lunch table always had an egg salad sandwich packed for him by his mom in a plastic bag that he never wanted. I would fill it up with water, go in the bathroom and launch it at the wall. We also had these gross mashed potatoes that they’d served to us in styrofoam bowls with some really cheap wierd looking gravy on it,…[Read more]

  • Back when I was in the 9th and 10th grade (like 13-15 years old) I had a teacher that had a huge butt like so big that when she would write on the chalkboard, the top of her butt would jiggle over the top brim of her pants ♡♡♡, like honestly so big… and she still maintained an hourglass/pear figure. I literally couldn’t pay attention, my heart…[Read more]

  • When I was I 9-10th grade I had a teacher that had a huge butt like so like big when she would write on the chalkboard, the top of her butt would jiggle over the top of her pants, like honestly so big… and she still maintained an hourglass/pear figure. I literally couldn’t pay attention, my heart rate would hit like 140 b/m just staring at it. I…[Read more]

  • I hope I haven’t compounded anyone’s stress or pessimism to life. Shit is inevitably going to suck for everyone in life; no one needs another motherfucker putting them down even more.

  • Wow, seeing some of the stuff I’ve posted on here the past week has made me realize how frustrated I am with my life. I have reasonable cause for my frustration and an impetus to take action but how ever its come to this, I’ve remained relatively stagnant in life and ya, its turned into some antisocial thoughts. It’s one thing when its just…[Read more]

  • Wow, seeing some of the stuff I’ve posted on here the past week has made me realize how frustrated I am with my life. I have reasonable cause for my frustration and an impetus to take action but how ever its come to this, I’ve remained relatively stagnant in life and ya, its turned into some antisocial thoughts. It’s one thing when its just…[Read more]

  • Wow, seeing some of the stuff I’ve posted on here the past week has made me realize how frustrated I am with my life. I have reasonable cause for my frustration and an impetus to take action but how ever its come to this, I’ve remained relatively stagnant in life and ya, its turned into some antisocial thoughts. It’s one thing when its just…[Read more]

  • I’m ambivalent. I either want clear all debt and earn a sizeable sum of money to leave with my mother and live out in the middle of nowhere farming or, if I’m unable to do that before something cataclysmic happens, I will wreak as much havoc on humankind as is possible before my anorexic starfish ass kicks the stinky shitty f*cking bucket. Fuck…[Read more]

  • I’m ambivalent. I either want clear all debt and earn a sizeable sum of money to leave with my mother and live out in the middle of nowhere farming or I will wreak as much havoc on humankind as is possible before my anorexic starfish ass kicks the stinky shitty f*cking bucket. Fuck this big euphemism for hell we call life.

  • I think women with really big butts are foolish people. Not that I don’t like really big butts because I love them but its like big booty women don’t know what they do to a man’s mind when they wear what the do and walk the way they do. A woman with a jiggly booty could graduate cum laude from MIT and bring me mathematical proof of a paral…[Read more]

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