I agree; I read it as Thallium until I put my monocle back on.

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I…[Read more]

Some music to accompany the video:

A toothbrush?

Come back and impress me when you graduate to a toilet brush.

Ooops, splinters!

Vihaan Lazarus has arisen.

I was half-expecting the head to spin back around like a propellor on an elastic band.

Meanwhile:

Well, it was either going to be drowning, electrocution or falling out of a window.

White flip flops are safety rated for use with, and up to, industrial electrical supplies.

Available from Kwik-E-Mart.

Some pairs with minor conductivity issues available at reduced price.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon da Silva Ph.D (Caltech)

The amount of energy stored in a tyre varies according to the inflation pressure, temperature, and the surface area of the tyre. A sidewall of a typical commercial vehicle tyre has to withstand around 34 tonnes of force from compressed air before additional carriage weight is taken into account.

If the tyre fails, explosive force can be…[Read more]

@polluted; borrow this from your local library, if it hasn’t been closed by your government:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Poorly-Made-China-Production-Paperback/dp/B017QQP65O/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_14_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MM96JDCWDRAD2QZDGW34

@LordWankdust; I love parsnips. Roasted with olive oil and Rosemary.

@polluted; Friday and Saturday nights were the nights that I baby sat for my neighbours.

Full access to the drinks cabinet and, typically, a Hammer Horror at 11 pm with that little bit of nudity, terrible acting and the screams!

nastypersuasions
a.k.a. The Abominable Dr. Phibes

@LordWankdust; see my post below. The eel, bored with the rectum and colon, ate it’s way out and was in the peritoneal cavity.

There appear to be several baby eels in the medical imaging; I guess it was a mummy eel.

@ChrisP.Bacon; trawling the news sites reveal that it’s a man in China who inserted the eeel through his anus in an attempt to cure constipation:

Eye-watering X-rays reveal an eel that was removed from a patient’s STOMACH after he put it up his backside

The eel appears to have eaten it’s way through the…[Read more]

@Sphincterpiston #59535; he’s dead, completely dead.

@KillThrill; He’s not a man. He’s the Holy Half-Dead who has seen the Underverse and returned with powers you can’t imagine*.

*Lord Varko, The Chronicles of Riddick. 2004.

Personally, I like a little ultraviolence when it’s deserved.

I thought they might have been related; ‘Hey Johnny, I locked ma self oot the hoose.’

Essential reading if you want to understand the intelligence of the different cultures in the US:

https://lesacreduprintemps19.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/the-bell-curve.pdf

I believe that the government in the UK attempted to ban the book when it was first published.