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The only thing that could have improved the outcome here would have been crocodiles.

Never accept boiled sweets from an elderly person.

Those toes have been ‘Frenched’ to perfection:

https://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/50/2019/04/Crown-roast-of-lamb-620×391.jpg

@Emptysoul; my comment below was intended to be in reply to this comment.

Despite the privileged backgrounds of the defendants, both from wealthy Cheshire families, they spoke and acted like “middle class gangsters”, said Mr Webster.

Calling each other “Bro” and “Fam”, the defendants smoked cannabis, listened to rap or drill music and Boy A posted videos on social media posing with his “shanks” or knives, the jury was…[Read more]

When Deliveroo fails to deliver.

Seriously, those bikes are pretty light weight. The riders need to get them up on the kick stand, with the rear wheel over the victims head, for maximum tyre chaffing acceleration action.

Now that is very interesting:

‘Early English common law considered suicide a crime and a person found guilty of it, even though dead, was subject to punishments including forfeiture of property to the monarch and being given a shameful burial’.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felo_de_se

Thanks!

Akin to rescuing a drowning person; as that train careers towards them, there’s a point when blind panic will set in and you’ll run the real risk of being pulled off the platform onto the track.

Natural selection at its finest.

It’s been nuked already:

I’m guessing that she was expecting it to stop.

Instead of paying attention to the simple and practical aspects of momentum physics in class she was, probably, texting on her phone.

I did a double take on reading it.

I’m looking forward to the usual New Year’s list of the most popular names for boys and girls. I’m anticipating:

Perjury
Larceny
Arson
Defamation
Embezzlement
Conspiracy
Sodomy
Bestiality
Incest

Reminds me of this:

Robin ‘Holy Rheostat!’*
Batman ‘To the Bat-rickshaw’

*’Ma Parker’ Series 2 Episode 10; 6 October 1966.

Batman and Robin are trapped in electric chairs; Robin shouts out a the reference to a device that controls electrical current with variable resistance (also known as a potentiometer).

@TheCaptain

Good idea but, according to the eBay description, it doesn’t come with a battery or charger.

A little background.

As stated this occurred in the coastal town of Mangalore, in Karnataka, on the south west coast of India.

The 20 year old woman, named Deeksha, had been returning home from college in the late afternoon when she was attacked by 22 year old Sushant whose overtures had failed to excite Deeksha’s interest.

The pair w…[Read more]

I’m a scientist studying the effect of bestiality on animal psychology.
If you have any questions, you can find me in my lab.

It’s absolutely fine; they were her cousins.

Welcome to the machine:

I wonder if the bags to the right of the belts contain other ‘redundant’ workers?

@TheCaptain

I think you have answered your own question.