@nastypersuasions
active 4 months, 1 week ago-
nastypersuasions commented on the post, Four Indians Celebrating Ganesh Visarjan Fall Due to Crane Failure 5 months ago
Ha ha aha ha!
This makes me laugh everytime I play it.
It was always going to end in disaster; if the crappy cable hadn’t snapped, it would have unwound from the drum, the crane would have toppled or the jib would have made contact with the power lines.
All that’s missing is Bugs Bunny’s ‘That’s All Folks!’.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Bubble Bulb Used for Masturbation, Extracted from Vagina 5 months ago
It’s much easier to plug the bulb into a socket and pull it out with the electrical cable.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Tulsa, OK, Police Body Cam, Man Tased to Death 5 months ago
They could have used a shovel.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Thailand Dashcam Captures Motorcyclist Catapulted at Mach Speed 5 months, 1 week ago
I agree; I read it as Thallium until I put my monocle back on.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Thailand Dashcam Captures Motorcyclist Catapulted at Mach Speed 5 months, 1 week ago
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here aloneAnd I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Man Dangles Out Window Waiting For Rescue With Ladder, Falls on Ground 5 months, 1 week ago
Some music to accompany the video:
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Toothbrush Removal From Male Urethra 5 months, 1 week ago
A toothbrush?
Come back and impress me when you graduate to a toilet brush.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Man Dangles Out Window Waiting For Rescue With Ladder, Falls on Ground 5 months, 1 week ago
Ooops, splinters!
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Train Reverses Off Man Stuck Under It 5 months, 2 weeks ago
Vihaan Lazarus has arisen.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Criminal Faction Twists Head Off Dead Rival After Failed Decapitation 5 months, 3 weeks ago
I was half-expecting the head to spin back around like a propellor on an elastic band.
Meanwhile:
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Three Year Old Almost Drowns After His Floating Device Flips Backwards 5 months, 3 weeks ago
Well, it was either going to be drowning, electrocution or falling out of a window.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Brazilian Man Punished with Electrotorture 8 months ago
White flip flops are safety rated for use with, and up to, industrial electrical supplies.
Available from Kwik-E-Mart.
Some pairs with minor conductivity issues available at reduced price.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon da Silva Ph.D (Caltech)
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Truck Tire Explosively Explodes in Face of Mechanic in China 8 months, 3 weeks ago
The amount of energy stored in a tyre varies according to the inflation pressure, temperature, and the surface area of the tyre. A sidewall of a typical commercial vehicle tyre has to withstand around 34 tonnes of force from compressed air before additional carriage weight is taken into account.
If the tyre fails, explosive force can be…[Read more]
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Truck Tire Explosively Explodes in Face of Mechanic in China 8 months, 3 weeks ago
@polluted; borrow this from your local library, if it hasn’t been closed by your government:
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Surgical Extraction of Eel from Stomach of Woman 8 months, 3 weeks ago
@LordWankdust; I love parsnips. Roasted with olive oil and Rosemary.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Brazilian Camera Guy Gets Unexpected Surprise from Assassin 8 months, 3 weeks ago
@polluted; Friday and Saturday nights were the nights that I baby sat for my neighbours.
Full access to the drinks cabinet and, typically, a Hammer Horror at 11 pm with that little bit of nudity, terrible acting and the screams!
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Surgical Extraction of Eel from Stomach of Woman 8 months, 3 weeks ago
@LordWankdust; see my post below. The eel, bored with the rectum and colon, ate it’s way out and was in the peritoneal cavity.
There appear to be several baby eels in the medical imaging; I guess it was a mummy eel.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Surgical Extraction of Eel from Stomach of Woman 8 months, 3 weeks ago
@ChrisP.Bacon; trawling the news sites reveal that it’s a man in China who inserted the eeel through his anus in an attempt to cure constipation:
The eel appears to have eaten it’s way through the…[Read more]
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Texas Oilfield Worker Is Dead, Completely Dead 8 months, 3 weeks ago
@Sphincterpiston #59535; he’s dead, completely dead.
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nastypersuasions commented on the post, Texas Oilfield Worker Is Dead, Completely Dead 8 months, 3 weeks ago
@KillThrill; He’s not a man. He’s the Holy Half-Dead who has seen the Underverse and returned with powers you can’t imagine*.
*Lord Varko, The Chronicles of Riddick. 2004.
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