Brazilian Bandit Shot in the Nuts While Fleeing Police

Brazilian Bandit Shot in the Nuts While Fleeing Police

Two police officers in Pavuna, North Zone of Rio de Janeiro, state of Rio de Janeriro, Brazil, were having coffee at a bakery when they noticed two men on a motorcycle driving suspiciously. After watching them, one of the officers noticed that one of the men had a gun on him and identified the men as suspects in a recent robbery. The officers then gave chase.

When the suspects on the bike noticed they were being followed, the one with the gun began to fire shots at the officers. The bandit driving then lost control of the motorcycle and one of the men fell to the ground and was struck and killed by a car. The other man made it off the bike and took to the ground running, when the officers then opened fire on him and took him down with what appears to be a single, well placed round to the nuts. Disabling the threat, while keeping him alive…let’s see an American cop pull that off – “Oh shit, he put his hand in his pocket!” bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!

Props to Best Gore member bungle1 for the pics and story.

83 thoughts on “Brazilian Bandit Shot in the Nuts While Fleeing Police”

        1. Me too obli…Gingers too!! I’d love to screw Allison Hanigan or Katy king from the Wendy’s commercials. True gingers in LA are a rare commodity, but I’m down if I meet one. But no one turns me on more than a hot Latina. I’ve only had relationships with Latinas for the last 18 years. Britches be jealous and crazy acting sometimes when you puss them off, but the pussy is bomb!! Nice booties nice tits and for the most part, the panocha is nice and tight..mostly. I love it when a Latina screams “Matador” or calls my piece Platano Gordo while she’s trying to cover her mouth so nobody could hear her yelling. I feel bad, cause after the 3rd time I boned her, she came out and said ‘te amo. I never saw her again, but I fucked up by giving her my real #. She kept calling.me over and over. sucks that I was getting back together with my x at the time. I had to let her go because my X wanted me back. I’m. Kinda regretting that move, because. My X was.and is a crazy Fuck. This other
          girl would do anything for me and my penis. Damn, I still loves me some. Freaky Latinas. This girl made sure I was fed.well. her Chile. Rellenos made me. so happy. The last time I saw her, I took her to my place to get that pushy. But I took other streets around where I live.to confuse her so she’d. have no chance to stalk me or tell me I”d knocked. Her up because I nutted. In her pussy a lot. We had crazy. sex that night and in the morning, I was Awakened by a nice BJ….I paid her back with my tounge.,finger and then my cockpiece.
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          1. Peskyvarmint>>>>>>> Yeah, gingers definitely got a weird smell about them. It’s to put people off shagging them, so that the ginger mutation would die out.

            Obviously doesn’t work that well if Mr Slider gets off on ginger muff. Keeping freakish mutations going.

          2. Lol fucken slider.
            Them bitches are passionate when a man wants them.
            No star fish on the bed and pussy is always hot and ready to go whenever, wherever!!!!

          3. lol what possessed you to write all this? I mean, obviously it’s lies as it’s told in the classic lying way, but you really put a lot of hard work into it and I respect you for that

          4. I for one did not see the relevance in Sliders post since the photos have nothing to do with Gingers per se. But it raised a dry smile and so decided to run with it.. never fails to amuse when someone lets you in on their sexploits no matter if its true or not..

    1. Goddamn that was funny Gentlenature. Please cops, stop shooting Latin American criminals in the nuts. For every one of them who is shot in the nuts there will be 8 fat bitches looking for dick. I’ll do my part but I can’t do more than 3.

  1. That dudes balls are all fucked up looking.
    His fuckin balls are out of the sack and bobbing for air.
    I would be mad as hell to get shot in the nuts like this.
    But you know what, It beats getting riddled with bullets here in the States and dying cause you failed to raise your damn hands fast enough.

    1. He might get lucky and have a working set when all is healed. He’s gonna be real tender for a stretch.
      Question remains….where is the bullet..?
      Where did it end up..? It had to go through his balls into something else. I see a wounded thigh, could be.

      1. Yeah ,replace a nut for a slug!! A friend was being all macho one time and put a 38 revolver into his pants and the gun went off, so did his ball so we started calling him copper nut Kelly. Ba ha ha

        1. And then my ex brother in law put some 22stinger rounds in his pocket with some change and a couple AA batteries. Bullet stayed right there in the pocket but the shell exploded and ended up in his t bag.Ha Ha lmfao! Good thing his ol lady was two months prego cuz now he just shoots blanks:) . I suppose Mr Dasilva will be doing the same

  2. He’s obviously not Jewish. Perhaps if the doctors can’t save his testicles they harvest and freeze his sperm. It would be a shame if this Da Silva is not able to pass his superior genes on to another generation.

  3. That dick will never work again… the corpus corposum is shattered.. that’s the two tubes that get engorged with blood during arousal… Also, you gotta figure all the nerves from your dick have been destroyed.

    Bend over buddy… It’s all your good for now..

      1. A male hooker ? I don’t think so, not for this girl friend! A real man has big hairy bawny thighs…..
        This is the most effeminate pair of pins I have ever seen on a bloke? Does he shave them or what? I mean what the actual fucking fuck is going on with this one? Does he usually do the local drag show? Or is he just a closet woman’s panties wearer?
        Something more then strange going on with this……

    1. and i thought you were gonna be like a little baby obli i could mold in my own image… 🙁

      i know you think we just talk shit all day long…like, you want to see me and Acneska shoot up a police station or we are just pussy ass keyboard warriors. violence is not the way. information is the way.

  4. Officer Mike Faulkner right here in Virginia Beach, VA (My own hometown) was picking up a stranded driver to transport to a service station when, after running the guy’s ID, was drawn upon and retaliated faster, firing one not only through guys nuts, but also his femoral artery. He got what he deserved. He bled out in minutes in Mike’s cruiser.

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