Cunt Neck Gets His First Blowjob

The Caption This Video Contest #3

The Caption This Video Contest #3

…And the results are in:

*************And The Top-Spot Goes To,,, @svarg26 ***************
“cunt neck gets his first blowjob.”

The First Runner-Up Spot Goes To,,, @SandalSniffer
“That’s not how you use a dick pump.”

The Second Runner-up Spot Goes To,,, @WhyYouNeedToKnow “So
that’s where they hide all their stolen goods at….”

Third Runner-Up Goes To,,, @xsookiex
“And in future episodes don’t miss – ‘watering my hair to make it grow’
and ‘101 ways to prove the earth is flat’ *runs and hides* ”

A Side note about @xsookiex comment below regarding( The Flat-Earth)
This was indeed Funny, & now you all know that i do have a good sense of
“HAPPY HUMOR” 🙂

The Caption This Video Contest #3

This happens in Nicaragua during the anti-government protests that left hundreds of people killed by the dogs in the service of the regime. This was on April 19th, 2018. I would call it “Brain dead police repressors doing their thing against students in Nicaragua”

Thanks @themotherficker for that tidbit and Congratulations @svarg26

You have much strength! @thedre thanks for being the Best and for picking the best:

Zero-Decibels ®

85 thoughts on “Cunt Neck Gets His First Blowjob”

  1. “Monkeys escape from the zoo!
    Beta monkey, H. Kong, was seen molesting a Transsexual Gimpback Simian known by its handlers as S. Pinkter. Carn Vag, a Retarded No Dick Marmoset was seen hopping up and down while flinging feces at passers by. All three then violated a Spider Monkey, identified as Ill Eagle, in a banana tree before skipping off into the forest.
    Oh, and a video of some dead guy on a dirty floor somewhere or whatever. More at 6.”

  2. This actually happened in Nicaragua during the anti-government protests that left hundreds of people killed by the dogs in the service of the regime. This was on April 19th, 2018. I would call it “Brain dead police repressors doing their thing against students in Nicaragua”

    1. Hey, no problem svarg. I Did so (pick you) cause it was truly hilarious, and i probably would have said the exact same, (or really close) to what you have said. Funny how we think alike, lol. And i did not pick you simply because we are buds, & tight, as some i am sure will think, i picked you cause you deserved-it. God Bless You Always. 🙂

          1. @SrbijaBgd
            While i was out of consciousness ?? You are funny, as usual my good dude, & B G Bro. And being bored is cause you don’t spend enough time on here with us sick fucks me thinks 🙂

  3. As a certified rescue diver (PADI) I was glad to see the poor bastard dead given what a piss poor job of CPR they were doing. It was so bad that shooting the guy in his belly button would have been more helpful. Well maybe not, but it would have been kinda fun to watch.

Leave a Reply