Darwin 2019 Winner – Soldier Stands in Front of Mounted Gun in Truck, Gung-Ho Comrade Shoots One Off Killing Him

Darwin 2019 Winner - Soldier Stands in Front of Mounted Gun in Truck, Gung-Ho Comrade Shoots One Off Killing Him

A Sudanese soldier mistakenly kills his friend, the victim was on an army vehicle facing protesters near the military HQ.

The demonstration is the latest in nearly four months of anti-government protests that have plunged Sudan into its worst crisis in years. What initially erupted late last year as rallies against a spiraling economy quickly escalated into calls for an end to President Omar al-Bashir’s 30-year rule.

In a joint statement on Tuesday, Norway, the U.K. and the U.S. backed the protesters’ demands, urging Sudanese authorities to “deliver a credible plan” for political transition.

“Failing to do so risks causing greater instability. The Sudanese leadership has a grave responsibility to avoid such an outcome,” they said.

On Monday, for the first time, leaders of the protests called on the military’s leadership to abandon al-Bashir and join their call for change. And on Tuesday, they invited military leaders to meet with their representatives to “discuss arrangements for a transition” in Sudan.

“There are parties trying to exploit the current situation to create strife between the components of the security system in the country,” Gen. Awad Mohammed Ibn Auf, the country’s defense minister and vice president said.

Footage circulating Tuesday shows some Sudanese troops seeking to protect the protesters and guarding the entrance to the sit-in area. Heavy gunfire can be heard as protesters seek cover from the descending security forces. Other video clips show burned police vehicles used as trash dumps.

There was no word from the army on the latest military death.

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86 thoughts on “Darwin 2019 Winner – Soldier Stands in Front of Mounted Gun in Truck, Gung-Ho Comrade Shoots One Off Killing Him”

      1. Coon Coon.
        Black Baboon.
        Brutal, Worthless, Thieving Goon.
        Often High Thrives in Jail.
        His Welfare Check is in the Mail.
        Some 40 Offspring have been had.
        None will ever call him dad.
        And Yet he Hollers Day and Night
        “I Blames De White Man Fo My Plight,
        It’s Him Who Spreads Trash All Around My Shack,
        It’s Him What Makes Me Smoke Dis Crack,
        He Push My Kind To Burn and Loot,
        And Sends De Po-lice Dat We Shoot.
        But Inch by Inch we Taking Hold
        Like When De White Bread Starts to Mold
        We’ll Overrun Yo Homes and soon
        Dey Only Be Fit Fo De Blackassed Coon

    1. yeah how dumb was darwin, having the audacity to prove life evolves and isn’t just magically created by your fairy god father. If only u could hop into a sane person’s mind for just a minute and see just how truly stupid u sound lol. I envy u tho i truly do, life would be so much simpler with a simple brain like yours 🙁

          1. It’s his thing, kinda. He thinks he’s funny by spamming a lot of random insults in every post, because he has a very, very sad life. He still has a hope that sometime, something will change for the better. But no, his whole life is literally sitting home and spewing shit all over the internet.

            Oh, look, he’s going to call me a gay nigger cunt faggot, or a combination of thereof.

          2. “i just checked your profile and you are gay as fuck and triggered. hooaah!”

            Wooooooooooah, cool down with the roasting there, dude, you know some people kill themselves over these blazing, insane internet mic-drops such as yours, right? Fuck, dude, how many people have you driven straight to the fucking rope just by delivering these level of poetry upon them? 12? 20? 50? Only God can tell!

            Jeez, I don’t even know if cyberbullying is real, being honest. But if it is, you must be the Biff Tannen of this entire web, fucking incredible!

            And fuck it, man, I’m actually fucking LEAVING this entire website rn: with this fucking fire-breathing, three-headed beast people call svarg26 (so savage he doesn’t even capitalizes his nickname) out here I don’t think I (or possibly my entire family) am safe from the carnage this man is holding here. I’m off.

          3. Svarg I cringe every time I read one of your comments, that’s says a lot ay? Also you’re gonna have to come up with some better insults than that. You sound like a sad, suicidal 11 year old calling everyone gay. Go cut your wrists yeah, have someone document and post it here. That’ll give you some purpose at least.

          1. @svarg26
            Not everyone can spot a raging homo from another continent. You have a gift and it would be a sin to squander that shit.
            The last homo that I stomped divided into two separate homos (spinkter and honkey) right under my foot.
            I’m afraid this will happen with SuperKingFruitSoup and his gay shirt as well.

  1. Just fitted him out with a new oxygen intake system. He’ll be good to go and better than ever once the initial work settles down.
    Bonus creative artwork on the hood of the military vehicle…like a Jackson Pollack masterpiece. Prolly worth $6 million at a Sotheby’s auction.

  2. Sigh…. It’s all fun & games, till someone gets shot up their arse by a vehicle mounted heavy machine gun.!
    I’ve seen it a thousand times… Don’t come crying to me when you’ve accidentally killed one of your mates.
    …… ……
    But do make sure BG gets the footage please.!

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