Drug User Partially Decapitated in São Caetano, Brazil

Drug User Partially Decapitated in Sao Caetano, Brazil

A 23 year old man was found on a farmer’s property in rural São Caetano, state of Pernambuco, Brazil, on the morning of September 24th, 2015. The body was identified as that of José Allyson da Silva, aka “Zé do Caixão” (Coffin Joe). He was found still in a state of rigor mortis with a savage neck wound, possibly done by machete and almost severed the man’s head (machete’s are fucking awesome).

Coffin Joe was a known drug abuser who had left his home two days prior to his murder. At the scene was found a soda can along with some alcohol. It is believed the man was drinking and possibly getting high on the property before he was murdered, possibly by a companion. Although no suspects have yet been named. Interesting to note is that only two months prior, Coffin Joe had been attacked by individuals wielding machetes. Military police are looking into that incident again to see if their may be a connection.

Well…now he literally is Coffin Joe. What the fuck, was he a grave digger or something? hmmm, feel free to speculate.

84 thoughts on “Drug User Partially Decapitated in São Caetano, Brazil”

          1. yes. go into your profile and set a nickname. in your case, “Coffin Jack”. then select to display that nickname publicly. you will still have to sign in as Jack Doe and your avi will be the same you have now, but your name and comments will appear on the boards as “Coffin Jack”.

  1. “Z? do Caix?o” (Coffin Z?) has evolved to… “Z? no Caix?o” (Z? in the Coffin). 😆

    But hey, “caix?o” can also refer to a very big box… so there’s that. They killer must have had a very decent aim to kill him with just one blow, theres no defensive wounds elsewhere on his body.

          1. I’m still fascinated after all these years my penis can pee in two different directions in the morning after a “long night” with my wife… 😉

      1. @tas tiger
        as you speak and the scientist debate about P rex there are hard evidences of unearthings of its fossil remains . penisaurus ——-where The word “Penis-” is the latin word for “Tail” and the term “rex” is also from the latin word “king”. Hence “Penis King”

        tas there are some startling revelations that it was some beast that lived 230 and 65 million years ago in Mesozoic Era .It had the world’s largest 5 inch penis which means the tail . It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

          1. @tas tiger

            to me also it seems exaggerated though but have to agree there cause What has been incorporated in my post are few of the findings by notable paleontologists, scientists and fossil hunters and I assume they have facts to their substantiation.

  2. Perhaps the name Coffin Joe is the Brazilian version of the American ?Joe the plumber?, a Mr average citizen as it were.

    Considering that murder and death seems to stalk the average da Silva I would say that Coffin Joe is a rather fitting catch-all term for them.

    Best Gore should use the term “Coffin Joe” for all da Silva related deaths if you ask me.

  3. Rigor! You know rigor mortis causes some problems in the meat industry, chilling meat straight after slaughter, causes the muscles (the meat/flesh) to shrink, up to 30%, and toughen significantly, so they electrocute it somehow to stop this. The meat we eat starts to rot as soon as the animal is dead, we slow it down of course, with refrigeration or freezing. Mmm steak!

      1. Eep! Roo meat, no ones hardly eats kangaroo over here, we should, it’s a near fat-tree meat. Kangaroos are in plague proportions on farmland (they love cleared land, because of all the grasses) we feed them to our pet cats and dogs, it’s sort of a waste!

          1. That is exactly why, plus it is a very red meat (does that put people off?) and is slightly ‘gamey’. Hundreds of thousands of kangaroos are killed each year, many are skinned – lots of tourists like to buy a kangaroo skin, but I think much of the meat goes to waste. It’s the sort of industry that just can’t get it together and make sure nothing is wasted. I know Adidas buys kangaroo ‘leather’ to make shoes, ‘roos are extremely tough animals, their hide is ideal. I don’t like it, but if the animals have to be culled, don’t waste them.

        1. @tas tiger
          I’m kinda surprised as to why these policies are formulated by the Australian government to have them slaughtered by the dozens .
          Are you telling me that they are some sort of threat or pests or there are simply too many roaming the farmlands .But the name kangaroo is endemic and that ‘s a national animal to Australia .

          1. @blucon, the Eastern Grey kangaroo, the Red kangaroo and the Western kangaroo, those are 3 of the species whose numbers ballooned out of control with agriculture, kangaroos love grass, cleared land is usually ‘grassy’ so they multipied due to the farmland we now have in Australia. I think it might be necessary, though it seems a shame, as long as it’s done humanely (a shot to the head, instead of, say poisoning – animals can die a long painful death with poisoning).

    1. @tas tiger

      But more than kangaroos I think Koalas and wombats are pretty cute to look at . are these an endangered species there ?
      And do you see them leaping and hopping around arounf the place where you come from beside are they some kinda menace other than competing for food resources against sheep and rabbits and destroying the crops .I think they only to eating grass .

      1. @blucon, koalas and wombats haven’t done nearly as well since European arrival 🙁 most of our animals are endangered, apart from the largest kangaroos that I mentioned. Our country is full of feral (non native) animals now rabbits, cats, foxes, camels, donkeys, the cane toad, water buffalo, wild horses, many invasive bird species AND the original invader, the dingo, which killed off the Tasmanian Devil and Tasmanian tiger on the mainland. This occurred before white arrival, but bones are found of those 2 animals which are only 1000+ years old so their disappearance coincides with the dingos arrival (the dingo is just an Asian type wolf).

        1. tas are there no measures in place to protect these endangered species by your Government as yet. Australia I know is a beautiful country
          and brings envy to its Asian neighbors .Its calm serene and breathtakingly beautiful . You are really lucky to be born and brought up there .

          Talking of the animals you seem to have a fair amount of knowledge of native and
          non native animals of your loving country

          There you missed telling me about the roos whether they roam in your close proximity or stay far from the place where you stay and what about Koalas and wombats ! Do you see them often?

          1. @blucon, we have a mob of about 350 kangaroos that live right in my town! Much closer than I do to the central shopping centres. I live 250 km from a capital city (Perth) so I sort of live in the country, I see kangaroos EVERY day. My part of Aust. doesn’t have wombats or koalas (I live on the West coast) but of course I have seen and held them in wildlife parks. Ok I will tell you I live in a place called Busselton. Yes I am lucky!

  4. – hello ! police !
    – yes ?
    – we are thousand peoples in middle of nowhere and we have find an dead body , come on here quick !
    – gibwsfbsibsifbse (cant finish my donuts coconuts) oh right, in our way

    10mn later…

    – here he is, dead for sure
    – someone have info ? something ?
    (flies bzzzz)
    – ok, someone clean this shit and we go home finish eating that damn donuts before the da silva quarter time

  5. Knick knack paddy whack money in ma pocket
    ?t was stacked had that booze got some snooze
    Click clack hic hic it got me slack
    Fuck me up fuck ?im up Smack smack
    I got smacked MARESIA polo it had no tack
    MARESIA polo it had no tack
    Get that casket I got attacked
    I was pew pew uhh uhh I?m coffin Joe
    Coffin Joe fuck ya all go with me slow
    All I say don?t ya step on ma toe
    I am coffin Joe . coffin Joe
    fuck ya all go with me slow

          1. Well now you see why I attacked him the way I did on the other post. How many more pages is this idiot gonna be allowed to shit all over before something’s done about it?

  6. Don’t you just hated when a drug user only gets partially decapitated? Where is the thrill in that? I like to see my drug users fully decapitated. Is that asking too much? So, Mr. Killer, for your next Da Silva drug user. please take your time and chop it all off! Thank you. I owe you one.

  7. @thevulvaeater I am all for decapitation of a druggie but you’ll have to wait until this gets fixed up as there’s no one ready as yet…..
    they say you gotta moot a proposal …is that fine with ya?

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