A man was stabbed to death in the city of Agrestina, Pernambuco – Brazil this past Monday the 14th of April. 36 year old José Luiz da Silva (this is starting to get spooky), known by locals as “Biu do Sebo”, was killed in front of a big crowd, in the middle of the street.
According to locals, the victim was drinking alcohol with his 46 year old friend Valdecir José da Silva (any more doubts this name is cursed?), known as “Bebinho”, short for “little drinker”, and after a big argument, because Biu do Sebo touched Bebinho’s ass (no joke, this is really on the news report I read), Biu stabbed his good ol’ friend to death.
The murderer didn’t even try to escape (I doubt he could given the look on his drunken face) and confessed the crime when police caught him. He just claimed his drinking buddy had been disrespectful towards him by touching his ass. The poor man was trying to defend his masculinity, while the other was trying to get rid of his. They say alcohol reveals who we truly are, and this sure seems to prove this theory right.