Facebook Live Captures Street Beef, Man Shot in Head, USA

Call The Amber Lamps

Call The Amber Lamps

Story Time With Uncle Dan: Call The Amber Lamps!

A chaotic seen, somewhere in BRA (black ruled America)

A dispute between black and brown folks, results in several shots being fired and one dead homie. What was the dispute about? Who knows and who cares. Perhaps tempers flared, when they realized that Popeyes was out of their coveted chicken sandwich or someone drank the last grape soda.

The camera mans work, was shakier than the Blair Witch Project, but one thing is clear, the shooter hit his target and the shootie doesn’t need an ambulance, just a slow ride to the morgue.

“Call the amber lamps!!!” Well, you do have a phone in your hand. *rolls eyes*

Props to Best Gore member @megansharkeisha222 for the video:


My name is Dan, I’m an uncle and I like to tell stories ©

173 thoughts on “Facebook Live Captures Street Beef, Man Shot in Head, USA”

          1. Don’t get too big headed @greaser. She’s is calling you a Hun. She knows full well that’s English for barbaric heathen, unless she’s really a nigger in which case it means honey. So what are you @emmamonster ? a nigger or an English Queen

        1. nigger poop with fake fingernails. imagine losing those nails up a nigger’s ass. No wonder those bitches never work. The only jobs they get is in admin and they can’t type with the fake nails…nigs are dumb as fuck. they only ever get rich when they ride on the coat tails of a white man

    1. Pretty much yes. Finding an intelligent nigger is like finding a pretty niggette… you just dont see them anywhere, ever. If there is one thing I dont like about america, its all the street niggers, curry niggers, sand niggers, and baby nigger boons that run amuck and make a mess of everything.

  1. think one can say if you see 3 new videos on here (and no doubτ they look messy, the knife in the head one or the ones without head, however)
    and don’t give a shit anymore like to much watched this shit specially here, but a few worthy ones, consider it a few “golden” classics seems to be lost, sad some seems to be lost I heard about one “stomp.avi”, were a guy jumps a few times on a girls head, I only saw a small gif, but never this video

  2. There is something extremely upsetting and intolerable about witnessing and hearing a low IQ nigger chimp-out ape babbling in their own usual baboonish ways to call “da-amber-lamp” and proclaiming “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit” to every monkeyshine etc and it is made far far worse by the fact that they are surrounded by expensive cars as if niggers as a race are successful and moneyed or some shit.

    Niggers kill each other over anything and everything. Usually fried chicken and watermelon I might add. But also the avoidance of any and all responsibility. Which is why they produce such pathetic, baboonish violent monstrosities.

    Fuck niggers and fuck their calls for “da-amber-lamp”.

  3. Whoa, black betty (am-ba-lamps)
    Whoa, black betty (am-ba-lamps)
    Black betty had a child (am-ba-lamps)
    The damn thing gone wild (am-ba-lamps)
    She said “I’m worrin’ outta my mind” (am-ba-lamps)
    The damn thing gone blind (am-ba-lamps)
    I said oh black betty (am-ba-lamps)
    whoa, black betty (am-ba-lamps)

  4. Perhaps 3 seconds, no, 2, of the video contains what it is about. Why not just edit out the rest? Makes no sense, just shaky fuzzy nothingness, and of course all looking through a tiny narrow slot. You can be sure also that the “cinemaphotographer” had the latest multi-megapixel thousand-dollar iPhone. But, hey, instructions books are to be read only by white people, and maybe not even by them.

  5. “CALL DA AMBALAMPS! CALL THE AMBALAMPS!” Says the spear chucker that obviously had a working phone, but thought it was better to film his thriving intelligence for mediocre publicity than it was to call the ambulance himself.

  6. 99% of the people I’ve met in 4 decades who use the word “nigger” as a racial epithet are despicable people as well.
    Clearly, the dipshits in this video aren’t worth a fart from my asshole, but to judge an entire ethnicity based on the actions of the loud ones just isn’t logical.
    And anyone who would debate that isn’t using logic to do so.

    1. @gutsackflayedagain

      “to judge an entire ethnicity based on the actions of the loud ones just isn’t logical“.

      Actually it is very logical from the perspective of self-preservation.

      When getting it wrong once can result in death it is logical from the perspective of self-preservation to judge all as one. To broad-brush as it were.

      You wouldn’t enter a lions den on the belief that most lions are misunderstood and misjudged based upon the actions of the “loud ones” now would you?. Sure, there probably is nice lions out there somewhere but you wouldn’t take the chance to find them when one wrong turn results in death and the same thing applies to niggers and for the exact same reason.

      When one ignores self-preservation in favour of projecting and defending external viewpoints that undermine the former it ceases to be a logical argument and becomes an emotional one.

      1. Nobody is talking about lions, dipshit. And thankfully I don’t follow your willfully ignorant behavior, because after your very poor argument, I’d have to spend energy hating every other idiot on Earth, too.

        You know there are thousands of white people who kill other white people for nonsensical reasons, right? Yet you don’t go around hating on caucasians on a grand scale, do you?

        TL;DR: You’re an idiot, and your argument doesn’t hold water.

        1. The lion was an example and does not undermine the broader context of argument. Perhaps I should have used a bear or a tiger or a non living but equally dangerous thing as an example such as electricity etc but I doubt it would ever matter because you are clearly low IQ and academically challenged which is probably why you defend niggers so much. Birds of a feather and all that.

          Anyway. To answer your silly little point. The reason why I pick on blacks and not whites is because of a little thing called “per capita” (look it up as I am sure this is the first time you are seeing it) and it is very important when dealing with pesky little things such as statistics odds and probabilities.

          Now herein comes bad old Mr Lion lol. Mr “aint nobody talkin bout no mutherfuckin lions dip shit” lion is an example based upon its per capita ratio of violent attacks and when ones takes into consideration that high ratio one is left with the logical conclusion that lions are to be avoided rather than approached and befriended and this applies to niggers as well because they have a similar per capita ratio when it comes to violent attacks.

          The last part of your comment was the funniest though, lol. My argument doesn’t hold water with you and only you, silly little man-baby. You don’t speak for the world libtard no matter how much you think you do.

          1. The fact that you keep trying to insult me through your entire rant just shows what kind of person you are. The kind that doesn’t really care to do anything but spread hatred. But you failed. As I would actually have to care what you think of me for your insults to land. You’re just throwing punches underwater here.

            Funny though, how hateful people in 2019 still use intelligence quotient as a basis for an insult.
            Even if one’s quotient were below average, that wouldn’t have any bearing on their ability to retain information. The only difference between a high quotient and a low one is the rate of speed (and “ease”) at which information is absorbed.

  7. These are rival “Doo-Wop” Groups who happily perform Negro Spirituals and Cottonfield Worksongs while giving out free blowjobs and wanks on street corners in return for Fried Chicken-based snacks. Everything was fine until one of the Vocal Groups got offered a slot on the “Chitlins Circuit”. That meant getting elevated to performing indoors on restaurant stages and getting paid with a plate of food at the back door of the restaurant after the gig. This “Chitlins Circuit” and is THE Prime Motivator in Black Negro Culture in the USA today.

    The enraged rival vocal groups could not take the pain of that other Doo-Wop Group raising themselves up above their fellow Ghetto Bruddas. It could only end in one way… and that was a “Harmony Sing-Off”, then an orgy of BJs and wanky spunk jets followed by a shoot out at a local Fried Chicken outlet.

    The man who was shot in the head was called “Big-Lips Angelthroat” and he wasn’t called that for his vocal talent. The Music Business is a cruel mistress, a nagging wife and a nasty girl.

    Word to yo Mutha!

  8. Look here democrats, I’ve solved gun violance in America; just ban tar babies from owning any kind of firearm. Sure, they’ll still stab each other with knives but if only humans are allowed to use guns … well the old proverb goes something like: “don’t bring a knife to a gunfight”

  9. call an ambulance !
    call an ambulance !
    call an ambulance !
    call an ambulance !
    call an ambulance !
    call an ambulance !
    call an ambulance !
    call an ambulance !
    call an ambulance !

    bro ! you the one with the phone yo ! stop filming and use your phone as it should be by calling the freaking ambulance yo !

    what the fuck bro !

  10. Shhheeeiiit mofo, ma nigga be dayed – DAYED bro !!! ! He be as dade as ma broke dick dawg – you know what I be sayin jack???Too late fo a motha fuckin amblance! Shhheeeiit mofo. I be gittin me some a dat KFC- and a oran soda! Shheeeiiit holmes.

  11. I feel some measure of pride as an American. Our niggers are superior to other countries’ niggers. Tyrone became upset and demanded medical attention for his fallen troop member, as opposed to the casual and unhelpful reactions of foreign niggers in similar situations commonly witnessed. Also, note the lack of flip-flops.

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