The Caption This Photo Contest #102

The Caption This Photo Contest #102

Don’t be afraid, give a shot at Captioning This Photo if you dare; here’s mine: “too bad the homos didn’t wear a maxi-pad”

Thanks to our previous title WINNER!!! Sometimes You’re Better Off Catching A Tractor To Work@svarg26 in the Caption This Photo Contest #100 and for selecting the Best Captions for last contest:

Winning Caption!!!

The Fat Guy’s Trying to Ignore Jose’s Body Language. Jose’s Trying to Say, “No Homo”@xavior99

As the winner, you get to choose the Best Caption for this contest and 4-5 Best Runners-Up. Shoot or tweet me a message with all your choices in week-s time. Good Job on the title!

Runners-Up!

The New Wailing Beaner Wall, keeping America Safe from the Mexican Jews@casualobserver

How to El Chapoff a Head@fred1212/ Dil Doe

Next Year, I Will Also Come As a Dead Homo@sandalsniffer

Nacho Libre Isn’t Scared… He Has Chins of Steel@xavior99

Props to everyone who gave it their Best! Now, it is time to do it again.

134 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #102”

  1. This isn’t even that good but this is my first try ever at these so:

    “One was a Blood, the other a Crip. The Star crossed faggots couldn’t handle not being able to be with each other.”

          1. I mean, at least you have good grammar, but a hella shitty attitude, wouldn’t be surprised if I saw you on this website getting shot up within the next 3 months or so.

          2. Old svarg has been around for a long time, and he will be staying around til the end.
            Best thing to do is take your hit, smile and move on, and so will svarg .
            He’s kinda like the stray mutt that takes up residence under your porch. You hate him, and kinda love him at the same time.
            Svarg if you read this you’re a complete gaytard, homosvargual!

  2. Finally a remake of my two dads. Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter – who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way.

  3. Ass holes ,first up for the two of us its just the head dip ; the next will see our asses rip , thereafter , our souls would be on a hell bound trip . what say ya ? is there a way to skip ??.

  4. Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout
    I’ll tell you a tale I know nothing about
    The admission is free so pay at the door
    Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor

    On one bright day in the middle of the night
    Two dead boys got up to fight
    Back to back they faced each other
    Drew their swords and shot each other

    The blind man came to see fair play
    The mute man came to shout hooray
    The deaf policeman heard the noise
    And came to stop those two dead boys

    He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
    In a two story house on a vacant lot
    A man with no legs came walking by
    And kicked the lawman in his thigh

    He crashed through a wall without making a sound
    Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned
    A long black hearse came to cart him away
    But he ran for his life and is still gone today

    I watched from the corner of the table
    The only eyewitness to facts of my fable
    If you doubt my lies are true
    Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

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