Woman Bumps Her Tits Into Assassin Opening Fire at Bar Owner

Woman Bumps Her Tits Into Assassin Opening Fire at Bar Owner

Near the Praia de Iracema beach in the city of Fortaleza, Ceara, Brazil, the owner of the Bicho Papão Bar was shot dead by an assassin. The establishment’s security cameras captured the exact moment the hooded man arrives and shots Xico Canuto.

The incident happened at dawn on Monday July 3, 2017. Remarkably, a woman patronizing the bar bumped her tits into the assassin just as he was pulling the weapon out to shoot his mark. She went quickly from thinking here’s another beta she can extort free drinks from, to oh fucking shit.

According to Xico Canuto’s brother, traffickers operating across the street from Bicho Papão Bar have disliked his brother for a while, because he wouldn’t allow for his business to be used for drug deals.

Xico Canuto was shot three times in the head and died on the spot.

Author: Vincit Omnia Veritas

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84 thoughts on “Woman Bumps Her Tits Into Assassin Opening Fire at Bar Owner”

    1. The lovely lady could have knocked out the guy with one punch or grabbed his gun arm and twisted, disarming him and thus saving the noble Xico.
      But I guess only The Bride
      or Steven Seagal could do that.
      Maybe I would have tried. If I had the guts at that moment.

  1. If only she was packing double Ds. Something tells me he’s not the first guy to prematurely shoot off a few rounds in the vicinity of those beauties. As my old dad would say ” you don’t get many of those to the pound”.

      1. Eh, it’s no wonder why great Brazilian footballers get the fuck out of Brazil,and play and live in Europe. Live a beautiful peaceful life with millions in bank account,swank mansion,euro supermodel girlfriend AND wife. Good luck trying to have that anywhere in Brazil…they’ll kidnap and kill/hold ransom a family member if your famous or have “too much” money.

          1. Yea by then they lived the life we could never live in 10 lifetimes. …and they usually get a specially built home with security and have bodyguards and make a big donation and start charities in home city and for favalas so not to get robbed.

        1. Very poor technique. He needs to use his 2nd hand to brace his shots, and if he used a military stance before shooting, the tits chick would have been knocked back on her ass.
          If the shooter was close enough he could have hit him 3 times in the head.

  2. Am I the only one to notice 1) she was looking behind her and didn’t see him before bumping into the gunman? Yeah, she should watch where she’s going, but it wasn’t deliberate. And 2) the stupid gunman dropped his gun and had to bend over to pick it up. Not HIS normal position for taking it in the ass? But it was for the innocent woman. WTF….

    1. Of course you’re not. I was like “that bitch wasn’t even paying attention”. But I already started trouble once, I figured I’d let it slide – but since you mentioned it. Pretty much anybody who’s not blind knows that was an accidental titty crash. Still quite funny though.

    2. I caught that, too- but as far as picking something up, I thought it was a pair of flip flops. If he’s an ‘upscale’ assassin, it might be an actual pair of real shoes. If that’s the case, he probably took them off before shooting, since the shoes would stick out like a sore thumb in a world of flip flops. Taking shoes off helps him to blend in.

    3. No Lucy, I noticed that too. That woman was looking in a different direction. But then she’s normally used to bumping into beta bux without much effort.
      Yes the gunman was a bit of a klutz. And agreed, the gunman is probably a closet homo who has been in prison a few times, he probably was hoping someone would pop their dick up there when he bent down for a second.

  3. bitches get very aroused by hitmen. even though kuklinski was in his 50’s when he was jailed, was old grey and 300lbs plus he got tons of female love letters. he said most of them with their ‘legs that were spread so wide you could see their tonsils’

        1. @hopingfornemesis A definite guilty, Jodi Arias, gets so much mail, it takes her weeks to respond. She has many guys asking to meet her and such. I wrote her quite awhile back in hopes she might answer some questions. She wrote back and sent me a Christmas card. So, I have a Christmas card from a convicted murderer. Very odd.

  4. There’s prolly a good chance they’ll bump in to each other again…he should definitely chat her up,go on a date. Then months later they’ll be having some pillow talk after fucking,and they’ll have a huge laugh when she tells him in confidentiality of the incident,and he goes wait…? No fuckin way!? that was you who’s tits I bumped into when I killed Xico?

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