Bloater Found on Side of the Road in Caruaru

Bloater Found on Side of the Road in Caruaru

On the afternoon of Saturday, April 9th, 2016, the badly bloated body of a man was found on the side of a road in Caruru. The man has not yet been identified and authorities have not determined if foul play was involved in the man’s death.

Oh, come on! It’s Caruaru. Foul play and Caruaru go together like peas and fucking carrots. All in all, a nice bloated greenie! And I’ve got a bloater of my own, ladies. 😉

39 thoughts on “Bloater Found on Side of the Road in Caruaru”

  1. He’s got that Aaaarrrhhhh I’m a scary monster pose goin on.
    Discarded like an old recliner chair,or garbage on an old disolated road. I recall in “Stand by Me” 4 youths go on a hiking adventure to see a rumored dead body in the woods. If it were set in Brazil, they would have just walked 100 yards in any direction.

  2. Yikes! This guy is a mess! The tongue is creeping me out, and normally I like them. And those blisters are screaming to be popped! And what the heck is going on with his crotch? I think something has taken up residence in his tighty whiteys! He’s just all kinds of gross.

  3. Peas and carrots don’t go together – just ask my 4yo grandson. You give him peas and he’ll beat the living shit out of you while screaming the house down. Give my 8yo granddaughter carrots and she will eviscerate you on the spot with her dinner-knife.

    So, no, peas and carrots don’t go together – never fucking ever. 😉

  4. Obi at least your boater in ya pants is useful…imagine mounting that dead penis & it Cumming off in side ya! But I guess for a short while it’s the stiffest joystick on that dirt road for all the scanks in the area..

  5. Ha ha @illegalsmile55, yes indeed we do. Hokey pokey is I think what you guys call honeycomb, the stuff that helps to prevent dentists from starvation. You make it with golden syrup or treacle or some other sugar syrup, and bicarbonate soda. I think we did it in science class too.

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