Motorcycle Rider Brainless and Heartless in Colombia

Motorcycle Rider Brainless and Heartless

Motorcycle Rider Brainless and Heartless

In a Spanish speaking country, a motorcyclist wearing no helmet or Kevlar vest dies after colliding with large vehicle.

The man is missing his brain that is only a heart beat away.

This gnarly aftermath footage is to die for.

Chunky brain matter and a still living heart is all that any loved one would want as a token of appreciation.

His Valentine can use the backpack the man is holding onto to carry his once prized possessions as a token of his undying love.

UPDATE

This happened in Colombia last year, in the roads of Valle del Cauca/ Cauca Valley. There was no official background info about the crash. People in the video are discussing if they should grab the guy’s documents to call a family member and let them know of the crash.

Thank you @magstheonlyone/Ben Dover for the update!

Props to Best Gore member @honkeykong for this early Valentine’s Day gift:

145 thoughts on “Motorcycle Rider Brainless and Heartless in Colombia”

          1. You’re naughty too…I was wondering what the hell happened to you until I saw your comment to seraphim-serenata the other day. Welcome back! I missed you, and not just because we need your ability to speak Portuguese here..but it helps. 😛
            @masterplan

          2. As our friends say… all they say are “buceta, caralho, puta, porra, nao fui eu, ahhhhh!!!” I’m struggling with internet, can’t be here too long… but it’s wonderful to hear from you again 😉 hope you are not freezing…. 10c and I’m in Antarctica. Too bad I can’t have a splif with you 🙁

            @illegalsmile55

      1. I can’t play them either, I thought they all got erased because best Gore was hacked a few years ago, or the douches that provided video upload deleted the whole lot of them. Blah blah blah computers, idk

          1. Yeah, Hitler was a closet homosexual, but a very out and proud morning time IV crystal methamphetamine user (he swallowed his barbiturate tabs at night time to sleep) – meaning he was the worlds first uppers and downers junkie, as meth was synthesised by Nazi scientists. The same german chemists also synthesised methadone, because the worlds opium poppies, that were needed to convert codeine into morphine and diamorphine or heroin, was very hard to come by because the allies convinced opium growing countries to sell it all to them for US, british, aussie, NZ, Canadian, French and Russian soldiers and not to the Nazi’s. So Germany just came up with their own synthetic opioid painkiller for their soldiers. Hitler also was suffering the terminal 3rd and last stage of syphillis (tertiary syphillis) which was very well known for causing abscesses (big boils full of pus) and necrosis (tissue death) of the brain. If you think its remotely possible brain pus and dead, black, stinky brain tissue may cause in the victim, a lil bit o psychosis, a few interesting thoughts, a controversial decision or two and the occasional appearance of subhuman behaviours, you may well just be right…..

          2. Hitler wasn’t gay. He’s my hero. I just wish i was born in 1900 in Germany. I might have fought in the two wars and had the honour of having a leader like Hitler. now who do we have, merkel, tusk, teresa may, fukkin weak liberals who allow young men to do nothing with their lives roaming the streets. i just checked the local rag on the internet. my street just had one murder, three sexual assaults, two stabbings one death by motor car…again ….and all in the span of four weeks and that’s just the ones that were reported. I’m not joking that’s just in the 200 yards from my house to the station.

  1. And the gold medal of the super hurdler of all time goes to heart-less Johnny Fong! Or Johnny Fong able to leap hearts and brains in a single bound ? Oh that villain Johnny Fong braking hearts and spilling brains whenever he feels like it!

    1. Yes @S.S., thanks for reminding me about Valentine’s day… the one day of the year when I feel sad and lonely for not having a significant other in my life.
      That’s okay though cuz I’m happy as a pig in shit the other 364 days.

          1. Ms. Smiley will be HopingFor… only a BrokeBack if and when she meats up with all 3 of your guys’s honky”KONGs”.. 😛

            @honkeykong I think we were meant to be a team this whole time, now if @masterplan was back he’d have our back… You graciously pass the ball to me and I run with it .. we are equal parts to this Best Gore team!

          1. @BB – don’t take it too hard noone responded to your question. Just take a deep breath and try to push the deep burning painful hurt of rejection out of your mind best you can, and carry on mate…….it may take a year or two of daily long-winded emotional and very teary breakdowns, but you’ll be fine, eventually…….no worries champ ! Glad to help!…….

        1. @honkeykong

          …and to re-word what ya said but in a non plagiarizing way 😉 in my own point of view: We both share the “all for one and one for all” motto for this society… Long story short.

          …. long story longer.. to keep a society maintained and thriving, one has to work together as a team, eliminating all the bad infectious apples along the way. No gray line philosophy bullshit.

          Our team and any other team is strong with all its members contributing 😉

          PROVERB-It’s better to give than to receive. Cause.. what goes around comes around..

      1. I don’t have a significant other either but it doesn’t bother me. I’ve been in enough shitty relationships that it’s a celebration of not having to deal with yet another bad decision I’ve made lol I always buy myself something nice, this year it’s going to be a double horizontal nose piercings. Maybe another finger tattoo also, I’m not sure if I want to get that done now or wait until I have some time off work for it to heal before I have to wear latex gloves over it all day.

        1. @igotissues – oh no! Why ? What happened when you wore your shiny, black, complete head covering, zippered mouth latex mask all night long in such a steamy humid and unhygienic bed with all those men, over the top of your new full facial tattoos???

  2. Technically he is not dead yet, only brain dead until that heart finally stops beating. Perhaps someone should kick it into the path of moving traffic in order to speed things up so that they can call it a day and get the flock outa there.

      1. @xieniheno – if there happened to be a medical practitioner at this accident scene witnessing what is in the video, they couldn’t technically or legally declare/pronounce/report death (clinical death) if the patient’s heart is still beating unassisted. It would be a clear case of fraud and professional misconduct…….(who knows that heart isn’t going to beat another 2 or 3 minutes ? Could cause big problems if it was 11.58 pm on the night before his 21st birthday, and his recently deceased, very rich mining magnate father’s will stated very clearly, the family’s 23 billion dollar estate would go in its entirety to the father’s 23yo gold digging whore mistress if his son dies before his 21st birthday…….what! It could happen!

          1. @illegalsmile55
            I remember those red snappers. Haven’t had em in years though… prefer me either Nathans, Kosher or there was this other brand I had before, think they were called Old New Brunswick or somethin’ like that but they’re kinda hard to find… Although there’s nothing like a nice steamed hotdog straight outta those street carts, imo.

          2. I agree. We had these 2dollar steamed dogs here at seven eleven shops and choc donuts that were to die for. Sadly American Crispy Creme came to Aus and introduced shittasting donuts and my hotdogs disappeared! Damn Americana! The young people love those weird glazed shit ones! Yukk.
            @illegalsmile55
            @carnage

          1. It was marlon brando said “Guilt is a useless emotion” you are right honey, it just gets in the way. I say fuck like dogs and don’t be in love.
            Didn’t the bible tell us about Samson and Delilah? His cock stopped working.

          1. @carnage-2
            Finding that wet spot may not be as hard as you’d think. In addition to that buried stink ditch, there’s pus, open sores, infection, meat sweats and incontinence. That whole fuckin blob of a bitch hasn’t been dry in years.

          2. Fuck! Great, now I won’t be able to eat for a week… looks like it’s a liquid diet of whiskey n’ cigarettes for a lil while, for me. Thanks, asshole… shit, I can’t even say asshole without my stomach turning now… shit, I said shit. I gotta go vomit.

  3. Court Number 1. Old Bailey London. Man on Trial for Double Murder.

    Judge : You are accused of the wilful murder of your wife and daughter by battering the victims to death with a Claw Hammer. How do you plead?

    ‘Shouting from a man at the back in the Public Gallery’

    Man : You evil bastard!

    Judge : That man in the public gallery, SILENCE or I shall have you held in contempt of Court!.

    Judge : The Defendant is accused that on the evening of 10th January 2019 you did murder your wife by smashing her skull in using a hammer and that you did also murder your daughter on the same evening by smashing your daughter’s skull in also by way of using the same aforementioned hammer. How do you plead?

    Man again shouting from the public gallery.

    Man : You fucking lousy cunt!!

    Judge : Silence!, Silence!. That man once again – I realise this trial is unpleasant to listen to by its very nature but I will not tolerate shouting out and the use of foul language in this Court. What do you have to say for yourself?

    Man : Well I lived next door to that bastard for 20 years your honour and every time I asked him if I could borrow Hammer he said he didn’t have one.

  4. This video titillated my body in ways it really shouldn’t have, lol. I’ve seen lots of beating hearts outside the body on this site, but never have I actually heard it continue to try to live. This video is an audio orgasm to a macabre girl who’s also keen on music. Very stirring. Thanks for the magnificent upload 🙂

    1. Really?? 102 ?? Fuck, I’m starting to hope its all over by 52. I really, really, really do not like the idea of my face and body becoming so saggy, wrinkled, yellow toenailed, bad breathed, off coloured, denture ulcered, sun spotted, hairy, bitter and so completely foreign to me, that I can hardly recognise myself in a mirror. Not to mention the arthritis, gout, angina pain, prostate enlarging so it takes 45 mins to piss and not giving a shit that you are wearing a gray matching top and bottom tracksuit out in public. All that shit starts at 53, so yeah, checkout aged 52 works well for me….. (Dear God, please don’t take this comment as gospel and jinx me for when i turn 52 yo, coz we both know it’s quite possible I’ll think differently later on, and change my mind, just like I did when I said these kinds of things for the ages 12, 25, 33 and when I turned 38 as well, just last week…..)

  5. And the Beat Goes On,,, & On. Amazing Organ Our Heart Is, being able to continue beating on it’s very own without receiving signals from the brain to do so, like the other organs in our body. Just goes to show just how electrical our bodies truly are. As every heart beat is set-off with a very low current of electricity, and this is why when our heart stops completely a shock will oftentimes get it beating again.

  6. Research shows that neurons in the brain and spinal cord continue to fire until every available molecule of nearby vascular oxygen has been eaten up, which could be as long as 5 mins AFTER the heart has ceased beating……
    Reference – me, coz I’m pretty sure it’s right……

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