Bike Crash Aftermath, Mexico

Bike Crash Aftermath, Mexico

Bike Crash Aftermath, Mexico

Funny video, allegedly from Mexico, of a pair of men who wrecked their bike. It looks as if they ran into the tree seen in the video. But this could also be from a game of twister gone wrong. One man lies still in the background while the “hairy one” rocks and rolls in agony over his snapped knee. As he leans up and back, you can see some blood covering in his face and left arm.

Their spanish sounds Mexican. And I see Mexican military but their branch is unclear.

A man and woman are advising him “Don’t move, don’t move. Your foot is broken, don’t move. The ambulance is coming “.

Then the voice of a woman comes in and calls another woman, “Call the mother of the Peludo. He has a broken leg and mouth”.

In spanish, Peludo means “The hairy/fuzzy one”. So basically she’s saying “Call the hairy guys mom”. I’m guessing that the woman knows one of the men and she observes that
not only is his leg is broken, but that his mouth is broken too.

The man with the broken leg looks pretty flexible at this point, but I’m sure he will have a long road to recovery ahead of him. I suggest yoga. There are so many puns that I could throw in, but I feel like I’m corny enough.

Props to Best Gore members @mandingo7 for the video and @beerbellydoni for the translation:

161 thoughts on “Bike Crash Aftermath, Mexico”

          1. I like the music yes, of course, but to like an artist it takes more than their music. Also, I don’t sort music by artists, categories or language. Whatever pleases the mind will do for me.

        1. That’s fair enough, I listen to just about every genre of music, but I wouldn’t say “I like hip hop” or “I listen to county” but I like some stuff from those genres as well, I even like a couple of Northern Cree songs haha.. Im too indecisive to pick a certain style and stick with it.. I don’t even know how to say that persons name, but nuvole bianche is one of my top 3 favorite piano pieces. Oltremare is really pretty too… What I would give to be able to play the piano that beautifully..

          1. wow @zeusx, I’m not sure what Sanskrit is, and I don’t even know what language that was, but the lyrics were very pretty and her voice was lovely, I like hearing women sing, very delicate.

            I also listen to super loud metal too though, haha, just depends on what mood I’m in 😛

          2. Sanskrit is quite possibly the great ancestor of English. English comes from Latin, Latin from another dialect and the chain possibly ends at Sanskrit. The world’s largest poem is also in Sanskrit. The Vedas are in Sanskrit. It for me at least is the true language of the gods.

          1. Brandi….. We would ALLLL love to see your ass in yoga pants!
            You look beautiful and edible in the face pic… I can’t imagine the yoga pants ass pic! Lol the dementions sound sexy tho…. Js…
            Im new to the site, but very vocal when I feel it’s necessary.

        1. If I saw a guy in yoga pants I would know in my heart and soul that he is a douche and inside his man bun is probably better hair than my own, which is unacceptable lol, ladies, how are you going to let your man have better hair than you XD its not fair!

        1. Omg hahahaha!!! That girl could twerk all kinds of ways! When I was in a placement in Houston all the black girls taught me how to twerk, but I don’t really consider that as dancing, like you cant just twerk and not use any other dance moves… Unless you are that chick haha!

          They used to always call each other “nigga” and I got ballsy and went to say it one time, but since I’m white and speak a little more properly I accidently blurted out “nigger!!” lmao and everyone stopped for a moment and stared. But they loved me down there, I did not get “beat the fuck up” or anything thankfully,

          1. @brand-wall
            I have to disagree with you on the twerking video. I have watched it at least 20 times now, and her pants were definitely not too low on her hips. If anything, they were too high.

            My only critique, is that she needs a bigger booty. If a woman is sitting on my face and I can still hear the stereo, her ass is not big enough.

          2. @tenhearts you are wrong, they are too low, its not flattering for her shape, don’t fight me on this lol.. High rise leggings, or any pants for that matter cinch in the waist and create a more hourglass figure:

            See, low rise leggings make her butt look weird I think..

            Much better.. @seraphim-serenata

          1. I think it was the tights, they were too low on her hips, made it look like her ass was going to fall out, but I guess it might have been on purpose..

      1. Seriously I am reading all of these comments and this is like something stupid from facebook or something. Can we just go back to crude slap knee jokes about the topic at hand rather than drooling over the power of the pussy? You guys are seriously entranced here. Just please go back to “Oh I’d fuck that, 5 minute rule!” XD

          1. @Honkeykong So, guys can twerk. BRB I’m going to make this right.

            …a week later reports and footage start trickling in about some crazy bitch running around attacking known male twerkers with a machete. Injuries included but not limited to filleted buttocks which were strewn everywhere. Buttocks could not be reattached because they were roasted with gasoline…

            Hey guys! What did I miss? 😀

          2. Lmao!! @honkeykong that was crazy haha! I have never seen so much ass in one video haha! Squats are a beautiful thing, tons of girls like cardio but if you want an ass like that you gotta do weight training…

            I thought it was funny that some of the dudes were way better than the women.. But that’s just because they have more muscle mass

            Thanks for taking the blame for this one lol.

          3. @brand-wall I don’t have a problem with yogurt pants anymore. I got a colostomy bag and a catheter, I just Hook the colostomy bag to my belt and slip the catheter in my cock hole.

            I can go almost eight hours without emptying my man goo.

            I’m pretty smart, if I do say so myself.

          1. @brand-wall, if I’m bringing twerking to the table, I think it’s only fair that I earn some tips. @userabuser, my brother has been known to twerk on a handstand at parties. The women seemed to like it. That is an exception to the rule. For the most part, male twerking is an abomination.

      1. Most just cram thier fat, greasy asses into thier yoga pants then stomp around the park like Godzilla with thier bastard kids and scare all of the single dads away.

      2. You aren’t wrong @zeusx and @dan-a-conda To be honest, the only reason I found yoga was because of women glorifying their twats on social media. But even though I joke around about it, it goes a little deeper than just stretching in tights.. I think it is absolutely breath taking. It might sound a little creepy but specifically women, look stunning to me, yes its great for your core, and over all health when done properly, it is fantastic for meditation and mindfulness, but they kind of control and focus it takes to master these forms are just so beautiful to me. I have not made it to forearm stands yet, but I can do that stuff on my head 🙂 its really relaxing, and yes the world glorifies the “sexiness” of it, but I think it is rather beautiful and this girl is very talented. It will take me years to get where she is at. And I do not do this in a park lol! I think it would be too busy to relax..

        1. Like look at how beautiful she looks, how amazing is it that the human body can do that?? And it feels really good too, it loosens up all of your muscles and personally help me not get sore.

          Not that anyone asked, and ill probably just get shit for it and called a whore lol.. But this is my progress, and I am proud of what I have accomplished, I can in no way compare to Erica ^ I cant do forearms stands or hand stands yet, but that’s okay, I still find beauty in how it makes me feel and the dedication I have shown. Its so relaxing to focus on nothing but the control of your own body. And its rewarding too.

          1. @brandi – those ‘talented’ ladies look like they have been in a motorbike accident that crashed into a tree – with their legs all bent at weird angles…..it reminds me of an accident aftermath video I saw on an awesome website somewhere – shit, where was that??…..

          2. @firstinline I know I know haha, getting off topic here on “BestGore” okay you guys caught me, I’m a gay pussy deep down…. But still, I think the talent comes from the amount of self control it takes to maintain those motorcycle-accident-looking poses, its not just pretty to look at, its therapeutic and its good for your muscles as well, complete, purity and mindfulness, okay I guess this does sound a little hippie-ish lol… So you tell us Heracles , what is yoga really supposed to be about??

          3. Yogə pronounced as yog not yoga, literally means “union” and it is meant for union of the “individual consciousness” with “the Supreme”. “Control” of all internal “airs”and circulation & thus the “mind” are it’s tools. Health in Sanskrit is svāsthya or one who is situated in the Self. Quoted words are all incorrect translations, no suitable words in English, or maybe I have a poor vocabulary.

            Also I find a well sculpted greek god like male body to be more beautiful than a woman, I’m straight by the way. The beauty perceived by me is like that of a majestic maned powerful lion.

          4. Ohh…. Okay, then yes, I agree with you @zeusx. Us Americans have ruined it, but at least some of us still understand what it is meant to be. I still think everyone should try it. It has really helped me to relax and focus. But I do see where you are coming from. Instagram is to blame!! Hehe, then again, if it wasn’t for Instagram, I and many others would even have the chance to discover it for its true meaning.

          5. Yeah… I wasn’t talking about chicks doing yoga in the park. I was talking about the beasties who stretch those pants over thier giant fat, greasy asses just because it’s fashionable.
            I have yet to see one of these barn animals at a salad bar or getting twisted up in some retarded position at the park.
            They suck Mt Dew by the gallon, shovel ham and cheese sandwiches down thier suckhole and all while having a phone welded to thier chubby fingers. They do this while thier spastic, mentally challenged bastard offspring are slobbering all over the slides and swings or doing hand stands from the top of the playground castle.
            And don’t get me started on the Easter Egg hunt in the park. Holy fuck me! These bitches need to try a few practice toe touches in a mirror before they take that shit to the park. All bent over getting an egg for little Susie Shithead and that ass pops out and expands into some nightmare lookin shit. That spandex is stretched beyond the manufacturer suggested stress loads and becomes transparent. Then you see that her sweaty ass crack is trying to eat an XXXXXLG thong that pleaded for its life that very morning.

          6. Oh my fucking God @dan-a-conda. XD I’m on my way to work right now and I think this description made my whole day. Thank you… Yes I understand what you’re talking about… Like it’s called “athletic wear” for a reason, they all have muffin tops and camel toes lmao… Built like an upside-down triangle…

          7. Haha! yes @seraphim-serenata, built like an upside-down triangle.. A girl that is overweight up top, but then has skinny chicken legs, I see those kinds of girls wearing active wear all the time and think “how active are you really??” Lol sorry you guys, I was trying to be nice, and now I’m just talking crap on a bunch of women I don’t even know haha.

            I guess I’m a hypocrite because I wear leggings when I go eat Thai food all the time lol…

          8. is it mandatory to set your phone phone up and take photos of yourself when doing yoga? I seen a girl taking these photos once. Pose,run to phone check picture reset, pose, run to phone check picture reset…. must have been for half an hour at the park choosing different back drops etc… yes looks very “relaxing” hahaha then she walked off taking photos of herself.

          9. @wwolf Its not actually pictures, I set my phone us and took a recording of my whole routine and then as I watched it I took screenshots, there is a filter over them, so I’m not going to pretend like I wasn’t trying to get a nice shot, but no lol, I didn’t run back in forth retaking photos or anything like that, I do back stretches and then, more for fun I do headstands, it builds your core muscles because you use a slow, controlled movement to raise you legs up into the air, rather than using momentum to throw yourself up and then balance, it is not balance, its muscle control.

            Also it is a good idea to record your yoga, even though I don’t record about 90% of it, because you can work on your form that way, just like working out at the gym, some times you need help with your form and this is a helpful way to do that.. since you cant really see what you’re doing while upside down lol.. That was 1 of like 3 times I did yoga in my front yard most of the time I do it in my room on a mat.

        2. Yeah they are beautiful. But imo a woman’s beauty is the harmful kind of beauty. A trap. Surely a man’s weakness or corruption in such association is his own fault, but it doesn’t change anything for them, the trap remains as it is.

          1. I agree, it a natural thing, hormonal, men should be sucked in by a women’s beauty, thats the way to insure reproduction, I think the harmful kind is when it is masked by make-up and boob jobs, those woman aren’t beautiful, just putting on a show and covering up their imperfections, while also glorifying it on TV, making it seem like you are only worthy if you have a fake ass like Kim k…….

            Have you guys seen SouthPark

            “Wendy, I am on the phone with the Jelly schoo, they have an opening..”
            “That’s not a school, thats a Dunkin’ Donuts….”

          2. @brand-wall What is not natural? Everything in nature is natural. If you mean the way it is meant to be for the sake of reproduction, then it is quite clear that it’s not there just for reproduction. If it truly was there would be no problems at all, no jealousy, no marriage, no vows and no promises. Surely reproduction can’t be a trap nor can marraige or vows. The real trap is the dependency, attachment, and the aversion to reality as a result thereof. I don’t mind reproduction, I don’t think anyone would, but I want it to be by my will not nature’s will, not imposed by another. I don’t want to feel attraction, agitation or distraction by the sight of an attractive woman. And if I do I want it to be by my will. I want to be the one in control. For me being always in control, under one’s own will alone, is what it means to be a man.

          3. No, I’m saying Plastic surgery and tons of make-up isn’t natural, yet that seems to be what attracts men, that is what Hollywood is pushing and people are eating it up.. I agree that that part is not just for reproduction, I’m saying the simple things, like the curves of Erica’s body, her ribs showing though her skin, just natural, subtle beauty, I think, is what drives reproduction.

            You say that if you are turned on by an attractive woman, that you want it to be by your own free will? But don’t you think that whatever appeals to you, is in fact your mind controlling and communicating with your body? Any women can “try” and appeal, sexually, to you, but your brain is still in control, “you” are still in control of what turns you on or doesn’t, you need to make the connection between your own personal opinions and the power that it gives you over your own physical body, I think you lack self awareness for some reason, or maybe not even that, but you seem to be on the outside looking in at humanity, not realizing that you are only human too and its okay to be attracted to women and want them, and even let them make you do silly things, it’s just the way it is, we are animals, but we are also man and women so there are lots of grey areas in life as far as reproducing and sexuality go, its trial and error to see if it was worth it or not. I think people should be able to get married if they want, its an extra step you can take to express your love and I don’t mind it. As long as you are faithful to each other, not because you don’t find other women attractive, but you decided to promise your partner you would be.

          4. @brand-wall

            //No, I’m saying Plastic surgery and tons of make-up isn’t natural, yet that seems to be what attracts men, that is what Hollywood is pushing and people are eating it up..//

            I’ll tell you why it’s attractive. Big breasts mean abundant mammary glands for the child, a “feminine” face means an optimal hormonal chemistry. It’s not magic, it’s based upon nature’s principles only. They undergo plastic surgery simply trying to mimic the “best” of nature, as embedded in a man’s genes.

            //I agree that that part is not just for reproduction, I’m saying the simple things, like the curves of Erica’s body, her ribs showing though her skin, just natural, subtle beauty, I think, is what drives reproduction.//

            There are eight types of reproductive relationships. Reproduction based on attraction impulse produces the best animals, reproduction based on control of such impulses produce actual humans. It’s all genetic. Those who can’t control themselves pass on those genes. Those who can, pass other genes. One type makes you a good animal. Another type makes you an actual human.

            //You say that if you are turned on by an attractive woman, that you want it to be by your own free will? But don’t you think that whatever appeals to you, is in fact your mind controlling and communicating with your body?//

            Obviously it’s not. These are attractions and aversions of the senses, not mine. My mouth can salivate at the sight and smell of a delicious but poisoned food. But such attraction is of the senses not mine. Many rape victims showcase the same symptoms of arousal and also orgasm as in normal sex, such reaction is of the senses and they still show PTSD. It’s a very basic misconception of yours.

            //Any women can “try” and appeal, sexually, to you, but your brain is still in control, “you” are still in control of what turns you on or doesn’t//

            You don’t decide what music sounds good to you, or what food is delicious, you don’t decide the sweetness of sugar etc. In psychology the chain from control to its loss is simple, works on everyone and cannot be bypassed by anyone unless they stop it at the first 2 stages, which 99.99% don’t, because they overestimate themselves. The stages are — Sense Object Contemplation< Attachment< Desire< Anger< Delusion< Bewilderment of Memory< Destruction of Intelligence< Fall Down

            Fact is – People are weaker than what they egoistically proclaim but stronger than what they honestly estimate.

            Any intelligent person who are trying to actually regulate themselves, will never contemplate on sense objects. Intelligence is what allows one to stay in control, and by meditating on sense objects it is weakened and destroyed. It's not just a speculation but a fact. That's why serious seekers boycott common society, and never boast any self control, like "I can remain in perfect control and unaffected even if surrounded by attractive women, simply by my choice and will."

            //you need to make the connection between your own personal opinions and the power that it gives you over your own physical body, I think you lack self awareness for some reason, or maybe not even that, but you seem to be on the outside looking in at humanity, not realizing that you are only human too and its okay to be attracted to women and want them//

            A man may take drugs, which gives pleasure to many. Having a taste and weakness for it is also natural. But the destruction it brings is understood by the intelligence, and also through experience and thus one is motivated to avoid drugs. So is the reason many men in the past have renounced sex, I haven't but I surely want to and will. In actuality people do not chase anything or anyone except the feelings arising in their own self. If a drug gives those feelings, then people chase drugs and leave everything else. All of life is merely somehow trying to achieve what is naturally in one's own self, but never tapped in the suitable way.

            And if in your best of intelligence you identify as a human, then surely you are the one who lacks actual self awareness.

            // and even let them make you do silly things, it’s just the way it is, we are animals, but we are also man and women so there are lots of grey areas in life as far as reproducing and sexuality go, its trial and error to see if it was worth it or not.//

            It is not that I have ever avoided women, but it's that I had too much of them, that I have developed a strong distaste for their sexual company. It's not that I had bad luck. On the contrary a partner every man wishes for. The best possible in every way and manner. Bodily beauty, love, perfect loyalty, obedience, feminity or whatever a man fancies. But I see what is the innate result of such a situation. I see what is lost in me by such easy optimal access to an attractive woman. It's useless to explain such things to those who are mesmerized by such desires, even in the best of their minds.

            You don't understand what makes someone human. It's the intelligence which he can use to study and transcend the impulses of the senses. To the degree one has such an intelligence the more human they are considered, and to the degree they succumb to such impulses the more animalistic they are regarded.

            The very fact that you use the excuse of being an animal as a justification is the same reason that can be used anywhere in any activity, even the most evil of crimes. Nature cannot be blamed here, because if nature has given you senses, then it has also given humans an intelligence to transcend nature itself.

            // I think people should be able to get married if they want, its an extra step you can take to express your love and I don’t mind it. As long as you are faithful to each other, not because you don’t find other women attractive, but you decided to promise your partner you would be.//

            I will try not to sound condescending, but if I do then it may be a fact. It's obvious that you have no idea what a marriage is actually for, or why people who are monogamous are regarded highly in religion. What such things do and why they are actually recommended is unknown to you it seems.

            Ultimately my own personal convictions and the statements of scriptures coincide. I see them as authority, though not blindly. An attractive woman is dangerous for an endeavoring transcendentalist so they say, and so I say as well out of my own convictions. It's simply a matter of what is one's goal or desire in life. Many men, even heavily accomplished and resourcesful men have done so in the past and many will do, it's nothing new.

          5. @zeusx Holy crap okay, okay, lol, you win! I don’t think that because I “identify as a human” it means I lack self awareness, I actually know a lot about myself because I love psychology and human behavior, and I have an interest for why people do what they do, social skills, personalities, and disorders…. Not that I know as much as you, because you clearly have more factual knowledge than me..

            And yes I know the scientific reasons of why boob jobs are enjoyed lol, did you know that a study shows men are attracted to blonde women because they are more likely to have thinner shoulders, lengthy body builds, and have more “motherly” traits, and of course if you want to reproduce you need a good mother. But another study showed that women with brunette hair have more “beautiful” facial features, now not all men think that way, its just the science part of it.. kind of interesting… I still think you should go to a strip club and live a little 🙂

            In short I was just saying that I think you shouldn’t take life as seriously as you do, but who knows what you do away from the computer. Either way, I wasn’t trying to insult you or anything, I just hope you are happy in life, even if it is full us humans 😛

        3. If these chicks have the time to frolic about like a goddamn praying mantis, they have time to cut the grass and whip up a dinner that didn’t come from a drive-thru.

          1. I know what you mean Dan. I doubt those chicks are getting laid? I couldn’t really care less if they’re in yoga pants or leggings showing everything off. What i like is a feminine woman. That’s what’s missing now days.

      1. @vileness – sorry bud but im just going to relay the truth to you, ok? It’s you that needs a shooter, not ‘spics’.
        Can’t wait to see a nice HD video here in BG of you and/or your whole family bled out, brains splattered on the cheap ugly clothes on the racks, lying lifeless, with a creepy death stare, on the floor of some insignificant town’s K-Mart store (practically any location in gun crazy Myrica). You’re a real fuckwit……

          1. I’ve noticed over the years that every Australian here hates America and Americans with the same level of animosity that you see above.
            I call it The Marsupial Syndrome. Usually a boomerang joke will de-escalate the situation.

          2. Hey don’t put all us aussies in one basket,
            Old mate up here is taking it way too hard, most are laid back and see beyond all the bullshit,
            I’m a big fan of the states but also see the same corruption and stuff you have down here, albeit on a smaller scale. Dutchy relax mate jeez

          3. What we need wolfy is an Aussie mass shooter, only with a boomerang instead of a gun. That way we can ban boomerangs. I can see the headlines now “Australian goes mad with a boomerang, kills self by mistake”

        1. There’s a bit more to it than that Nems, he probably went through a whole lot of put downs and ridicule from his racist mexican side of the family for not being a complete mexican. Not talking the languge right, not being good enough. I don’t blame him for what he did.

          1. And there’s just something about the way a half-back Mexican eats a taco that just pisses a full-back Mexican parent off.
            “Damnit Sancho! You’re just like your mother. Mild sauce and lime juice? Aye yi yi. Su madre es puta gringa GRANDE!”

          2. “I don’t blame him for what he did.”
            Are you fucking kidding me?! How can you not blame him for murdering a bunch of strangers that never even met him, let alone bully him or put him down?
            These shooters are all a bunch of weak willed pussies.

          1. Has she been teasing you? I have some further advice on that one. Go to Walmart (make sure it’s not at a time when there’s a mass shooter in store) and buy her a set of five large pairs of granny panties. They have pink, white, cream, sheer and flowery, all for $3. She won’t resist.

          2. @vileness well yeah, @illegalsmile55, is the biggest cock tease on here. Notice, how she is spreading her legs in her profile pic. Maybe, it is so her dog can lick mommies secret peanut butter spot, but I think she is waiting for a guy like me.

            Illegal, I would lick you all over and suck on your tender bits, with or without the condiments.

            I am so romantic, you won’t be able to resist charm.

          3. No, i don’t like my grannies doing yoga, it kind of reminds me of jane fonda. I like a granny to be a granny. Sitting there, legs akimbo, showing off her piss stained granny panties. Now THAT’s a sexy granny

          1. You too?! We never liked living in the hood, but I’m convinced that my parents planned it. We didn’t like some of the smells that came from that dumpster, but it came in handy when they had to fetus.

  1. A US policeman injured after being dragged along a major road by a fleeing suspect’s car has vowed to “bounce back 10 times stronger”. Nathan Daley held on to the vehicle and tried to prevent it leaving as the driver sped off after being stopped for using a mobile phone in Atlanta, Georgia.
    Mr Daley was treated in hospital for several hours before being released.

    In a video shared by police, the policeman, seen with multiple cuts on his face, smiled and said he would “bounce back 10 times stronger and shoot me some Niggers”.

      1. No way, me too. Although, they had better arch up their back.

        I swear to god, if they don’t arch it up high, they are going to get a really hard spanking.

        Do you hear that @brand-wall? If you don’t arch it up high enough, SS is going to break out his paddle.

  2. Well, Thats one less of them that can crawl over the border fence into the US and ruin the country. Apparently by 2050 these fuckers will be the Majority in America, ive got to get out of here! If any Australian BG members are reading this, will you please take in an American refugee like me PLEASE?? Aussies are so lucky they have a huge moat surrounding their country. Kill those 3rd worlders on sight! Stab them and murder their stupid dirty children right in front of them to deter them!

    1. A change of laws and a machine- gunning for a few boatloads will be a fine start. The moat is useless when you have a vassal gov. They still bring in educated Turcos by the plane- load legally. There are no native-born doctors nor professionals /middle managers to be found anymore. This has ruined Australia’s egalitarian ,workmans’ paradise by stealth.

      This is because these new arrivals are all timid to fight for their wards’ /patients’ rights and themselves turn into tyrants when they have power themselves.

  3. OK, hugging a tree might be reasonable in a rally car (see pretty much any Finnish rally video for an, and usually a great many, definition of that) unless your name is Michael “Beef” Park (R.I.P. Beefy, you mad bastard…)
    But doing it on a motorbike, well…

    I do wonder if it was some form of “…nut” tree, as his are probably up there somewhere now…
    Still, he’s going to be able to disco dance like a champ after that…
    Even if he can’t enjoy any girls he might pull…

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