Chinese Superman Tries to Save His Truck in Hebei, China

Chinese Superman Tries to Save the Day

On CCTV at a gas station in Hebei, China a truck driver parks his vehicle nearby. The truck then begins its slow decline beyond the point of no returning.

The wannabe Super-Man attempt to stop the truck with his invisible cloak of strength fails miserably. Believing it will be easier to stop the heavy-duty machine dead in its tracks on the other side, he attempts it. One would think natures gift of common sense would be enough to save life – One can not when nature curses you without common intellect. At least he died trying to save what really matters to his animalistic counterparts.

Luckily the body of the recently deceased is squashed in the right spot. The reincarnated speed bump helps the truck come to a slow stop, avoiding any minor repairs. The stereotype Asians are massive brainiacs must have been a rumor started by one Chinaman to the next, then he told another, then 10 minutes later, 1.5 billion Chinese believed their own hype. Which in return spread around the blue soaked round planet, if you believe it then others will follow!

Not sure if the first spout of mist is blood, but the second gush is some type of Chinese petroleum; probably made with the blood of million tortured animals.

Towards end of video, you see a cheaply Made In China ® external brake device fall off the side of tire, oh the irony. Who knew a trucker’s only kryptonite is that which was his bread and butter – in China, more like boiled dog + skinned alive cat. The Lousy-Man will no longer be tired on the road again and will no longer have to live a life treading softly under tyranny.

Darwin is a busy man this time of year, at least he isn’t rolling around in his grave. The death of imbeciles keeps him cozy in his nice warm bed. One down many more to go…

Props to Best Gore member @honkeykong for the video:

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97 thoughts on “Chinese Superman Tries to Save His Truck in Hebei, China”

      1. Your mother’s pussy was blown up by a mideast wild dog with its twelve inches long furry dick while she begged for more. And you are exactly the hybrid son of that bitch and her animal husband. Screw you mother fuckin mentally disabled jerk.

          1. I dont hate Asians, I just think they lack survival instincts.
            Org Packaging right? They played in China last season also

            If I told you my dick size wouldnt believe me without proof

  1. Brace yourself to seeing what only and only slant eyed foolhardies in China can do. Being Topsy-turvy , going way ward off the track is the way Chinese love biding their time , on a daily note .
    Even if its their very own life , they care a damn.

    Looks like the chink on the scene was either high on drugs or fully sozzled in trying to be the modern day, ” Superman” but ends up failing miserably and dying in the process .
    The trucker moves on like a ghost ; giving a heck turning the chink to a mere splatter whooshing side ways and then there is sprinkling of IDK what ? … with a certain part of the truck rolling and falling off its chassis wishing its final goodbye to the already dead wannabe “Superman ” of the day.

  2. Haha yes! great theme

    Lois Chang over there trying to show him the way with her flashlight, useless fucking bitch hold that shit steady n he woulda been fine.

    Clumsy Cunts always falling off skyscrapers n shit for supermans’ attention cause his dick of steel is the only one that will survive the return journey back from her rotten snatch

    1. Guess China is out of the strong man competitions this year.

      “When we get to that truck stop, everything will be alright. Oh, yes…”

      It isn’t the comet. It’s a broom. Imagine you’re a race of aliens, right? And, you’re looking for a new place to live. Say you’re looking for a planet like you and I looking for a new place to live. A new house. So here’s Earth. Only it’s like this big old house. And, it’s kind of polluted, dirty, and smoky. Grease on the walls, soot in the chimney. So, they send in their interstellar housecleaners. Send in their broom. Sweep us all up. That’s what this it is, it’s a broom. Using our own machines to sweep us right off.

  3. Yellow Fever Man doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. He does however roll under a trucks tyres pretty well. Maybe Lemonade Man would be more appropriate, dispite not coming to anyone’s aid, he is a fruit, full of aids and got squashed like a lemon.

  4. Even if there were no pictures or videos (vertical or otherwise), just reading the descriptions is priceless. The guy who writes them never fails to amaze, whoever you are mister, you could earn a million $ a year writing for the radio or TV. Squished petroleum yuk yuk. And very good you included the registration mark, we don’t want those yellow devils to sue us, ha ha.

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