This intoxicated man wander on railway tracks and got hit by a gravel train. As the drunk’s luck would have it, the man survived the encounter although both his legs suffered severe injuries. Doctors were able to save one of the legs, the other one had to be amputated. Still, not many humans get out of a wrestle with a train alive.
I’m not sure what his level of intoxication was, but it’d be funny if he was so out of his fucking mind, he wouldn’t even know he was taken to a hospital with shattered legs. Then when he starts sobering up, he’d be like… what shit! Get that off me! WTF?