A young man cruising the roads of China on a high performance motorcycle crashed, and ripped off his penis. I imagine he kept asking himself what’s the purpose of protecting one’s head with a helmet, if other equally important goods are completely unprotected.
The pic of the severed member on the dish – what the fuck? Did they not at least try to put it on ice for a chance of re-attachment? But then – the balls seem gone, and maybe he doesn’t care for franks without beans?