Multiple Hit and Runs Leave Man Shredded on the Road

Multiple Hit and Runs Leave Man Shredded on the Road

Mexico is officially the Hit and Run capital of the world. The first driver that struck this man down drove away and so did several other drivers who run over his corpse like he was a moth on the road. The one who did not flee the scene was a driver who attempted to dodge the roadkill but the maneuver swerved his vehicle into a ditch requiring him to call a tow truck. So while he was at it, he also alerted the authorities that there was a shattered body of a man on the road.

I’m also pretty sure I’ve uncovered the secret conspiracy of the machines cause cars in Mexico strip their victims off clothes, rape them and destroy their genitalia.

The accident happened on Avenida Ignacio Zaragoza near Cecilio Arenas in Iztapalapa area of Mexico City, Distrito Federal.

Author: Vincit Omnia Veritas

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21 thoughts on “Multiple Hit and Runs Leave Man Shredded on the Road”

    1. @Oski, It does look that way. Its on the correct leg though, his left leg is on the right side of his body. It seems like these hit and run accidents are really hard on your hips and legs. And his head in this case…

  1. Shredded beef tacos? Not crazy about the gravel @ corpus delecti thats right by the hogback? Call the Hangar bar thursday,friday or sunday, ask for the hairy little bastard – we’ll buy you a beer!

  2. Right, that’s it. I’ve seen far too many road victims without pants that I feel I must put my designing plans into motion. Just like I previously stated I will create indestructible pants that stay on even if a truck rides over you, I will call them modesty pants and will advertise with the slogan “it will protect your cock from those who mock” put your orders in now folks, after all you never know when you might become road kill and you wouldn’t want to be caught “short”.

      1. I will certainly try gunkgirl however as part of quality control I will have to test your new body for its indestructibleness, this will involve all manner of unspeakable acts on your person but I am sure that afterwards you will walk away a very satisfied customer.

          1. Hi sagemoon, I most certainly can make pants for women and with my bespoke service tailored to your needs you will not be disappointed. I understand that the modern women needs to accessorise and with that in mind I will create luxurious indestructible pants that come with a fabulous belt that takes a special technique to remove, this way not only will you look simply divine on any night out but should you be dragged into an alley by a would be rapist you will be safe in the knowledge that forced entry will never take place.

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