Pakistani Man Finds Himself Penetrated by Long, Hard Rods

Pakistani Man Finds Himself Penetrated by Long, Hard Rods

An freak accident occurred in Pakistan. A man riding his motorbike at a high rate of speed was unable to stop in time to avoid colliding with a stopped truck in the road. The truck was carrying large rods which were hanging a good ways out of the back of the truck. The man on the motorbike ended up impaling himself on several of the rods. Looks excruciating.

Mad props to Best Gore member, @desichokra1030 for the images and info.

114 thoughts on “Pakistani Man Finds Himself Penetrated by Long, Hard Rods”

    1. Thanks @gnat, now I got frigging Black Sabbath going round and round in my head..I can remember listening to that album and after the intro of coughing, someone would stomp the floor so the needle would jump back and we’d hear it again again again…I loved Black Sabbath so much my nick name was ‘Sweet leaf’..

      1. @illegalsmile55 aka Sweet leaf
        Imagine what would ya do if you are given to take centre stage with Ozzy Osbourne and he ends up asking you to join him singing the last verse ……hey would ya shake like a leaf because the legend is on stage or ya would simply rock on

        Heavy boots of lead
        Fills his victims full of dread
        Running as fast as they can
        Iron Man lives again!
        let the fretboard get licked on by Tony Iommi

      1. get your racial slurs right. pakis aren’t “sand niggers” bc sand nigger usually refers to Arabs that live in countries that are deserts. pakis are basically muslim East Indians or “Pakis”

          1. @illegalsmile55 I actually said the wrong thing, not flatbed, but a hand truck. Maybe even a skateboard would work, but he’d better not fall off or have the driver slam on the brakes on the way there. Like you said, real slow.

        1. When you think you’re safe, you pull into a gas station and stand there scratching your head when you find poison blow darts stuck in your tires and a voodoo doll tucked under a windshield wiper.

          1. Your ant remark was so random that it was funny. Like there’s always one guy in the crowd with a pocket full of ants just looking for somebody to throw them at.

  1. Are those thin rebars? Well, rebars really do stick themselves to people in the unlikeliest of places.

    Plus, speeding on a motorcycle never is a good idea anyway.

  2. Rod hadn’t turned up to work yet again. By the time his boss had managed to pin him down he was about as much use as an inflatable dartboard just hanging around and trying to sit down on the job. Maybe it had been the dodgy curry from the night before that had gone straight through him. Who knows? Poor Rod.

  3. Pakistan Films presents, “Packing Stan” starring Paki Stan.
    A documentary film following the life of a complete douchebag muslim learning to ride a motorcycle on his first day of terrorist training.
    “I felt violated just watching this film!”- Taliban Times
    “My goats are better terrorists than this cocksucker!”- ISIS Tribune
    “This film will give Allah diabetes. May Stans asshole be stretched over the hoof of a camel for eternity!”- al Qaeda Chronicle

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