If you live in North America, you probably have no idea what Daewoo Tico is, and it also may be difficult for you to picture this type of car, because it’s so small, there is nothing to compare it to. Just think of a large suitcase with wheels – that’s about it. Ticos are also so cheaply built, you’re afraid to sneeze in its proximity for fear the air pressure would bend its fenders. They are cheap to buy, though.
Dashcam video below was filmed from inside a Daewoo Tice driven by a Polish man with awful taste in music. During the short stretch of the road, the driver encountered hilariously bad luck – twice. I laughed my ass at his commentary, but that could be because I understand some Polish and if you combine the hilarious Polish language with the tone of his voice, it’s just pure comedy.
Here’s rough transcript with translation:
Driver: Kurwa! Skurwys… (that sounded like unfinished Skurwysyn, which means Son of a Bitch)
Passenger: RT27175 (reading of a license plate)
Driver: Kurwa, chłopie! Ja pierdolę! (Bitch, man! Fucking hell!)
A Chinese proverb has it that “Good luck seldom comes in pairs, but bad things never walk alone.” I guess this driver would agree.
This video shows what Daewoo Tico looks like – some young Poles took it for a ride through Tesco: