Thailand Dashcam Captures Motorcyclist Catapulted at Mach Speed

Thailand Dash Cam Captures Motorcyclist Catapulted at Mach Speed

Thailand Dash Cam Captures Motorcyclist Catapulted at Mach Speed

Dashcam footage in Thailand films daring motorcyclist traveling down wrong lane of traffic; attempting to bypass oncoming vehicles at snail pace. The incompetent, careless Sunday driver fails to obey basic rule of the road: never ride against traffic. Failure to comply will undoubtedly result in a head on collision and send you airborne to the 10th power as seen below.

The impact force catapults and slingshots him into the stratosphere with supersonic speed. There is a minuet glimpse of euphoria created by the g-force shown on his face. The point of no return lands him at the end of a rainbow.

150 thoughts on “Thailand Dashcam Captures Motorcyclist Catapulted at Mach Speed”

      1. @Skidmark, I did notice it appeared his lower leg is missing as he flew. Surely he must have had it before the crash? No way you can operate a motorcycle with just one leg. The other possibility is that it just appears that way on film, possibly due to the angle. But I reckon the impact probably did take his leg off :-(. Although hopefully not.

  1. *sings another*
    i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky. i think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away. i believe i can soar, i see me running through that open door… i believe i can fly!

    oh, so many good tunes to put this video to!
    😀

          1. @sweetiecandy
            What have you done? Evidently you smacked the slant off of that gooks face with the hood of your car.
            And let’s be honest. We all know this zipper face had a fish in his pocket. Now that will be wasted as well.
            Bad sweet pea…Bad.

          1. @sweetiecandy

            like my grandmother on my mums side
            like my mum
            like my sister

            will crawl up in a ball in the name of feminism, will be a baby for feminism, will not grow up as a sacrifice to feminism..

            you have no idea what ive been through in my life because of these bitches…

            and thats the truth.

  2. And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
    ‘Till touch down brings me round again to find
    I’m not the man they think I am at home
    Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
    Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

    And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
    And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
    And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
    And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
    And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
    And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
    And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
    And I think it’s gonna be a long long time

    Bernie Taupin & Elton John, 1972.

    1. ‘He’ flew so high up in the air, I thought he was made out of Helium… too bad for him, he got popped and sent back down to Earth… Must’ve not took his Lithium that day and his bipolar, daredevil side took over… oh well, I ‘Li’ked the video.

  3. Holy shitballs, even when I slow it down and manually advance frame by frame that is a fucking immediate wipeout jump off your crotch rocket and straight to fuckin’ Jackson Pollock oblivion on the pavement forty yards away. That got got more than speed, that motherfucker got ALTITUDE with that collision.

    That’s the kind of height that you KNOW gave that poor fuckstick an eternity’s worth of pondering, just between impact and when the real pain (and pavement) registered.

    I’m thinking he barely even got time to see his dirtpile life flash before his soon-to-be-jelly eyes. Not even enough time for one last, good ole-fashioned terror-shit making a hot special delivery in his unwashed BVDs. Just “Huh? Oh f—“ BOOM AIRBORN MOTHERFUCKER! EXTRA DONUT AT TOMORROW’S BRO BRUNCH! DIBS ON THE JACKHOLE’S RIMS WHEN YOU PRY THEM OUT OF HIS FUCKIN’ SPLEEN!

  4. Conversation in the car…

    Passenger:… “HOLY SHIT!… Dude!.. You just fukn wrecked the shit outta that motorcyclist..!”

    Driver:…”Wtf?… You said you wanted to me to make a THAI FLY with my CAR .. Right..?”

    P:… “Noooo… You fukn imbecile!.. I said I wanted to get a MAI TAI at the BAR ..!”

    D:…. “Ahhh…Sonuva bitch… “

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