The Caption This Photo Contest #8

Scalped in a Speeding Truck Hit and Run

Scalped in a Speeding Truck Hit and Run

You guys are too awesome with the captions. Far better than anything I could come up with. I can never choose the best ones cause 80% are the best and no matter how hard I try, I always seem to need more spots for highlights.

Would you like to see the Caption This Photo Contests more often? We’ve been doing them roughly once a week, but I’ve got lots of stuff to caption so if you’re up for the challenge, let me know and we’ll run this shit more often. Now caption this photo of a leftover scalp after a hit-and-run encounter with a speeding truck.

Best Caption:

He heard it coming, but I’m guessing he never heard the truck going… – illey

Runners-up:

From the Poughkeepsie Gazette: Thought lost for the last 120 years, Vincent Van Gogh’s Sunday-go-to-meeting wig was recently found at a local yard sale – Gorphan

Would I like a new wig for Christmas? No thanks, I’ve got one ‘ear! – billyboy

When I said I wanted some head for christmas this is NOT what I meant! – Cemeterian

Honoreable Mentions:

ACHOOOOO!!!……hell. – vajrapani

So that’s what was clogging up my vacuum… – Usagi

From the Poughkeepsie Gazette: Thought lost for the last 120 years, Vincent Van Gogh’s Sunday-go-to-meeting wig was recently found at a local yard sale. – Gorphan

Author: Vincit Omnia Veritas

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