Chinese Robbers – One Fails to Smash Store Window with Brick, His Accomplice Accidentally Knocks Him Out

Chinese Robbers - One Fails to Smash Store Window with Brick, His Accomplice Accidentally Knocks Him Out

In Shanghai, China, two would-be robbers attempted to break into an unspecified store. Their dream of easy enrichment ended quickly and turned into an epic fail.

The CCTV footage of their burglary attempt shows one robber hurl a brick at the store front, only to have it bounce back at him without breaking through. His accomplice then follows through with his brick, only to hit his mate in the head, knocking him the absolute fuck out.

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99 thoughts on “Chinese Robbers – One Fails to Smash Store Window with Brick, His Accomplice Accidentally Knocks Him Out”

  1. I’m dying XD in the US or Europe they’d file a lawsuit against the store owner for bodily harm. But the dude whacking his friend is like something out of GTA V Online. Comrade Mao disapproves.

  2. spirituality and kung fu is way behind the race nowadays… once upon a time it used to matter.

    now karma and spirituality is a mere puddle on your journey to the train station.

  3. Haha! Hilarious. But also a study in physiology. Looks like the “forerunner” actually starts to raise his arms in a reflexive manner, before the instantaneous, petrous, blow to the head. He really dropped. Wonder to what, or if, he awakened. The road to hell is paved with… bad intentions?

    1. Look. Chinese people make the best employees and athletes. But the worst criminals.
      I was crying laughing. It might have been slightly less funny if the brick rebounded off the door and hit the other guy, but he was literally knocked out by his friend’s really shit aim.

      I wonder if they were friends the next day?

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