Would Be Robber Gets Shot, Random Skank Uses It as Opportunity to Spread Legs

Would Be Robber Gets Shot, Random Skank Uses It as Opportunity to Spread Legs

Would Be Robber Gets Shot, Random Skank Uses It as Opportunity to Spread Legs

Fucking AWALT!

In Brazil, a would-be robber is shot four times for attempting to steal from drivers stopped at a traffic light.

The woman kneeling by him is a random skank using the opportunity to spread her legs. Typical strong independent woman. The man filming apparently criticizes her for pretending to want to save the miscreant’s life.

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78 thoughts on “Would Be Robber Gets Shot, Random Skank Uses It as Opportunity to Spread Legs”

      1. He went up to read a letter, meow-meow-meow;
        Where the reading light was better, meow-meow-meow.

        Gods, when I was a wee crotch droppin’, I actually liked that song. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME? AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME?????!!! BOTH ABOUT THE HORRIBLE SONG AND WHAT A SICK PUPPY I WAS???!!!

        (Actually, I liked your comment in reality.)

        1. Here are the full lyrics, if any Mole or Fag wants to read ’em:

          SENOR DON GATO

          Oh Senor Don Gato was a cat
          On a high red roof Don Gato sat

          He went there to read a letter,
          Where the reading light was better,

          ‘Twas a love note for Don Gato

          I adore you wrote the lady cat
          Who was fluffy, white and nice and fat

          There was not a sweeter kitty,
          In the country or the city,

          And she said she’d wed Don Gato
          Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
          He fell off the roof and broke his knee

          Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
          And his little solar plexus,

          Ay Caramba cried Don Gato

          Then the doctors all came on the run
          Just to see if something could be done

          And they held a consultation,
          About how to save their patient,

          How to save Senor Don Gato

          But in spite of everything they tried
          Poor Senor Don Gato up and died

          And it wasn’t very merry,
          Going to the cemetery,

          For the ending of Don Gato

          When the funeral passed the market square
          Such a smell of fish was in the air

          Though his burial was slated,
          He became reanimated,

          He came back to life, Don Gato

  1. I can’t even understand the cameraman, but I totally agree with him. I can tell he’s pissing off the little crybabies who want to help the idiot thief, so he must be saying something good.

    Although, I’ll say that I do feel bad for anyone who has to die with a nasty DaSilva squish-mitten hovering over their grill.

    1. You can see where the bullet traveled inside his chest reeking havoc on his left hand side of his chest. You can clearly see the route that it traveled by all of the busted blood vessels swelling-up before coming to rest in his right chest area, as he has internal bleeding.

  2. He died with his head inches from a hot girl’s pussy. There are worse ways to go. From 0:40 onward he is clearly taking in the sight and the no doubt delicious aroma. At 1:12 she looks as if she is about to piss on him. Perhaps she thinks that will revive him. What a kind-hearted girl!

  3. I am Brazilian and I will faithfully translate what the man who is filming said:

    Not born, will fall! Fuck you. It’s in hell now! will steal in hell now,
    steal from innocent people, now it will steal in hell, it’s easy to put your hand in the gun turns brabvo but now turned girl

    , as an example, put your hand in the pistol to steal the clock of others, give him a kiss! take home to take care, tomorrow can be your sister or your daughter

    who will take a whip – at that moment the woman sends the man who is filming to be in his – gets in your face, she is a doctor.

    then the man is even more angry and says, what is in his? Have you ever been mugged? , have you ever got a pistol in your face? , gets yours is the fucking fuck.

    He has to work. Then the cops wake up at 6 am to protect you who are protecting a pest

    who has no mercy on anyone when it comes to executing a worker over a fucking tennis shoe.

    he asks the girl, “Have you lost any friends to tennis?”

    she is silent, and he says – so damn it, don’t fuck, so don’t buy noise from others not.

    The man who is filming and talking – Fuck you man. and he rebuts again, will fuck you petista fucking, making a reference of your choice
    policy towards former President Luis Inacio Lula da Silva
    that struck Our country and was arrested for corruption, BUT unfortunately the Brazilian justice that is a mother to the bad guys recently released him.

    I am Brazilian but I am ashamed of my country! mainly from the plastic
    robbers and corrupt.

    I love the United States for setting an example and punishing murderers with life imprisonment or electric chair!

    If it were the same here as the United States, it would not be the chaos it is today. In short: because of the corrupt politicians who defend bandits, my country has become a sewer.

  4. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

    Would appreciate someone who could let us know what was being said.

    Any translator out there willing to type out the words in English?

    My guess is she was being all ‘caring and blaming the police for shooting the robber and the bloke filming and retaliating in fury was defending the cops nailing him a good one.’

    (Just a guess. Am I right? )

  5. That’s some fine Brazilian conch right there. To die six inches away from the gates of Heaven. If a little drop of sweat rolled off her snatch and passed by his lips and landed on his tongue at the last moments he would have a taste of a heaven he’d never know before plunging into hell.

  6. The amount of desperate and obviously broke and horny men on here raving on some random whores bush is comical and fucking pathetic. Only trash that doesnt mind fucking trash talks like this. Nothing but the best of everything is my way of life so you idiots are not in my wheelhouse, its great but you’ll never know and your not worth the time to tell you all about it

    1. Wow! You’re obviously an alpha male, a doer, a winner, an achiever, a “take charge” guy. I can only dream about your “best of everything” way of life. I bet you ooze charisma: when you enter a room there’s instant silence and all eyes turn to you. Men want to be you; beautiful women want to be fucked by you. You must have an expensive watch, a sports car, a private jet, a beautiful home. Is your avatar a photo of you? If so, you truly are a thing of beauty: you almost make me wish I were homosexual. And yet, despite everything, you can’t change your personality. You are still an arsehole, aren’t you?

    2. Does that mean you’re a Macho Man and don’t have no use for no random whore’s bush? Is that avatar you?

      Please just give us 1 tip, and we’ll be grateful.

      My wife would hate you calling her a trash whore BTW, and I’m pretty far from broke!

  7. I think she’s a prick-tease. She’s saying, “Look at my lovely wet pussy, just out of reach: so near and yet so far.” Hot bitches are all the same. They’re acutely aware of the power their hotness gives them, and they love making men grovel.

  8. Okay, so i was like, why did this post label her a skank.. then she does it!! Haaahhahaha.
    Well, she is possibly very primal, may be that i distract the pain he feels he will think less of.

    He did seem sidetracked!! X)

  9. The dialogue is really funny. The girls are leftist liberals who consider criminals are victims of society. Until they get raped by one of them, of course. And the guy is swearing at them for not letting the robber die. Bear in mind that this is the kind of armed robber that will kill you for a tennis shoe or a cell phone.

  10. Such a rare sight to behold in the world we live in today, a woman who knows her place in society. To comfort the last moments of a fallen mans life is the greatest honour a female could every hope to serve. And to give him that slight little peek into heaven before he expires, she must be a rare breed of woman indeed. A shame all men who fall could not rise again with a facade such as this before their fading vision quits them for one last time….

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