In an unspecified Latin American country, a woman was busted apparently trying to smuggle a sack of marijuana by stuffing it inside her snatch. I wonder if they nabbed her because she’s outgrown the cock carousel and walked funny.
If this happened in North America, the woman could just #MeToo some random high ranking man’s name and claim he stuffed it up her cunt three and a half decade ago without her knowledge. The entire feminist fake-rape mob with every single white knight would believe her unconditionally and just lynch the crap out of the falsely accused guy.
Props to Best Gore member @13lunt420media for the video:
That’s some good shit right there.
I’d give it a one hitter.
Theres not much to translate but im bored AF so will translate anyway.
– Push, push, push daughter…. what is this?
* what else drugs!
they keep talking on the last few secs but its inaudible to me also it sounds like Colombian accent.
she says “its cocaine”
and its a hospital she thought she was gonna die
cuz its really coke n the extraction nurse said que esto
means she did know what she was looking 4 so
not an agency
Pure Colombian white comfort
I’d fuck her roughly and then smoke some of that snatch grass with her.
This is what we green thumbs call weedy undergrowth.
This is what we greenthumbs call weedy undergrowth.
Bloody 503 duplicate errors.
I’d fuck her without cumming all over that snatch grass so We could smoke it together after.
Heard ya the first time fucker… but right ! Grass and ass baby. thats what 2019 is gonna be all ‘bout.
…Times they are a changing.
Lol shit I got caught editing
@pigsonthewing
Fuck brother, i,m sure both our cocks + @brokebacks Multi-Colored Disco-Stick, could Feed That Skank-Hole with room to spare after ingesting that, Jamaican Dreadlocks Holiday Treat lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2xwwkX2T4c
It’s an old stash from Kavanaugh’s college days.
Hah! He was slumming.
…especially if she knows this was filmed, she could claim she was “humiliated”, “sexually assaulted” and her “privacy was compromised”. She could not only avoid prison but turn around and sue the department from where the stuff was grabbed from her snatch. Man-hating dykes a thousand strong would march in support for her, blaming patriarchy for her crimes which at this point would be interpreted as “oppression of women”
AND here comes the interesting part: She has to be taken seriously because a woman cannot lie. How dare you suggest she could have simply been a criminal? Oh boy! Victimology is insanely effective in North America. If you want to assassinate a prominent excuse of a male idiot here (e.g: Jnr Trudeau), just give the gun to a woman. I guarantee you she’ll do the job, shed a tear to the media and never ever end up in jail.
No doubt about that brah.
SPOT ON GORITIAN
This was a nice change from the cucumbers, or dildos being removed from guys bloody assholes!!
Smoking The Green Crack is what it should be called,
Ho Ho Ho,,,, Green Giant!
Hiya Hija!
If it fits, it ships!
No RESIN needed to SNATCH that WEED, BUTT GREED.
Yet SATIVA plied , got her puss TRIED.
Handled by matrons with glee, she will not now be FREE.
@djumpers
@brokeback
Who knows what’s up her ass!
Could be some good shit in there too.
Could fit my head up there and still have plenty of room to move about
So this is how weed stays moist.
Something fishy about this weed.
La Gloria Colombiana Humidor!
@icecreamlair lol bravo
@darkrose
Fucking Criminals., Shoot Her where she lays., or Lock her ass up and throw away the key. Bettering yet torture her, she’s probably hiding another gram in her ear, nose or Ass. Makes me sick.
That was way more then a gram
I’d be freaked out if this bitch could hold more than a gram in her ear.
I hope your ailing mother one day realizes the value of alternative medicines and drugs, then gets caught like this and forced to spread her legs on camera too. You fucking stupid jackass. Use ur god damn head before u fucking speak. Fucking poor woman had to do that and show the world her private parts over NOTHING.
Colin29 go fuck yourself! This is best gore. All the brown people you can rape
Holy shit it’s weed man, not meth or crack. Chill. It’s a herbal medicine. It’s as much a drug as something like chamomile is. If it’s not illegal do you still think it’s bad? Or is it bad because it’s illegal?
Tomorrow marijuana becomes legal in Canada, finally. 😀
Lucky girl 🙂 I mean you, and Canadians… not her. I would say poor woman… but she is probably trying to smuggle it in to prison or something… not very wise.
Yah, we are lucky! The shitty thing is they will not be selling marijuana in the stores for about another year. Starting tomorrow you can only order if online. Fuck that! I’m not paying for weed I can’t check out first.
Now you can complain to the Ministry of government and consumer services if the weed is not up to high standards… 🙂 as for your criticism below… I had a friend with schizophrenia 🙁 really scary stuff.
@violetcunt I envy your country decision to legalize marijuana. Although its still easy to get in the united states, it all who you know.
Its not really frowned apon here either, at least from where i am.
This will help a lot of people that need it for medical reasons but for one reason or another can’t get a prescription for medical marijuana. I’ve known someone denied because they have bipolar, someone else because they were on methadone. Bullshit reasons. Now it will be available to all those people without risk of arrest. People are even aloud to grow their own. (only 4 plants though.) I’m very excited for this. It will be great for my country in many ways.
It’s been legal for 23mins now! Blunt time!
Very nice lol
I heard she had black tar in her other orifice. But nobody wanted to go there.
Probably because it wasn’t wrapped in plastic
Cover me, I’m going in.
Ha! 🙂
If it’s the resin, then I wouldn’t mind smoking the butt either.
Does heroin usually have corn in it, or is that just the good shit?
Ha, ha, ha!
It smelled like a skunk.
It is actually a cross between skunk and Indian Kush… They call it Indian Skank.
@brokeback
lolllllllll
In just eight more days weed will be legal here in Canada so no more hiding it in places you wouldn’t go sticking your fingers into.
I thought it was already legal in Canada?
Only if you have a medicinal permit to use like I do. Recreational use is illegal still until the 17th of October.
Here in Indiana, our legislators recently passed a law to start selling liquor on Sundays now. Everyone is going ape shit over the new law, while the police continue to through people in jail, for possession of marijuana.
I’m sure our corporate part of our community will be happy now. We’ll have our court system rake in millions in fines and attorney fees for possession of marijuana, while our coroners and undertakers will be busy in handling the increased amount of drunk driving fatalities, here in our state.
…with common sense like this, who needs stupidity?
Brokeback has an absolutely fantastic finished basement, but he’s too modest to list it on Re/Max.
@Casual Observer, what gave it away… was it the smell or the mylar window coverings?
… It’s Indiana.
My father was from Bloomington Indiana, dad is that you?
You can’t buy booze on Sunday in the states?
@violetcunt (coyotesam)
You can in the majority of the states in the U.S, but not in Indiana until recently. I think it had something to do with organized religion. You know, on the seventh day God rested.
But we Hoosiers rest on Sundays as well. I think our legislators finally figured this out. We drink beer and watch football on Sundays, just like God.
The Captain…
If your mother looks like one of the gals in your avatar, then glad to hear from you son!
Pussy and weed… together?!?! This is a game changer.
Stashed up in a Snatch. Someone should write a book about that
No surprise the Jamaican father isn’t there to cut the cord.
Ha!
Oh, now I see why people call this body part a “snatch”… makes sense.
Something tells me it’s not the first time something big was up in there
I’m the reason they named that strain “Gorilla Glue”.
It’s her personal snash.
I might pass on the puff’n if she’s magic ragg’n.
Might? They live on chicken’s butts.
Yeh ,no surprise she is reluctant to have it taken out either , then?
@bubbazinetti
the next time you smoke some bud, check if it has that dank pussy smell
Seems like a lot of trouble and risk to go through for only an ounce of weed worth a few hundred bucks at most. The same area of snatch could have brought in thousands worth of Coke or Heroin.
If she was in my neighborhood, that same snatch, could of raked in at least a couple hundred thousand worth of penis.
@brokeback I agree with you entirely Brokeback. Not sure about the punishment (where this very young lady resides) but not worth the amount being smuggled. I am in Canada as well; however, do not smoke weed. Drink a lot of wine and considering switching to weed though, especially now that it will be legal to do so.
@Brenda, I firmly believe that a glass of wine and a joint every day is beneficial to a person’s health. If you research it you will find many reasons for this and even medical studies that have been done that prove it.
That’s exactly what I thought about this bit of fuckery, Brokeback.
@jsmith666, she has definitely been sucking too hard on her bong.
What a bong.
Weed and pussy, I can tell it smells good down there
I’d love to pull my sack out of her vagina
And get Herpes nah bruh lol
The only time where more than two fingers worth, would suck!
That is one horny woman to have that in her snatch, What she needs is to get knocked up with her 15th kid on the way
Its been marinating in there. I would charge more for pussy marinated green.
Not me…
Since she’s clean shaven, I’d never soak the pubic in high prices!
That’s neither hair, nor there.
Thought the chick pulling out the snatch stash was gonna lick the plastic…
HA! And rub it all over her upper lip to take the smell home to her girlfriend.
I hope there’s more to this…
(please proceed Danaconda)
Careful what you wish for.
Here is the girlfriend.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gce7iPxwucE
At least she has one fan…
Now check her asshole
https://youtu.be/mZCEq8jy5-M
I just need to check inside your asshole
Marijuana ain’t a profitable business these days south of the border. Better stuff is grown in the 1st world nowadays. If it where coke then it’d be a whole different story
You know the saying: A bud in the hand is worth two in the bush.
I like both to be properly manicured.
How convenient, it produces drugs and has a slot for payment purposes.
Advantages of having a vagina instead of a dick: 1) not gonna hurt that much if you’re gonna get hit in he groin 2) multiple orgasms 3) privileges especially in pussy-whipped countries 4) you have an extra hole where you can hide something. This site made me realize a lot of things. Thanks, Best Gore.
Slide down a handrail faster.
Scare faggots.
Improvised fly strip.
Two fart holes to foul an elevator faster.
A nice hand warming squish mitten.
Wax crotch w/o ripping nuts off.
No unfortunate zipper incidents.
Scare more faggots.
Free glazed fish bait.
No speeding tickets.
“I’m just a girl” option.
Lobster trap. 😀
Just add butter.
You know what else you catch in lobster traps? Crabs. 😛
… Blue waffle crabs..?
@illegalsmile55
No crabs for me. I read scouting reports and Yelp reviews before I commit to a lobster dinner.
I’m having hilarious fantasies of you waxing your hanging brain.
@dan-a-conda
*giggles*
@asskingforanal
Hahaha! Those blue waffles crabs are in a league all their own.
We have peekytoe crabs. It hurts really bad to get pinched by one, even worse than a crusher claw on a lobster.
https://fthmb.tqn.com/4ORKFW5iJejDWDnKk-3G_gFOK1s=/5140×3399/filters:fill(auto,1)/about/usa-main-portland-hand-holding-peekytoe-crab-160018477-583f6c2d5f9b5851e52e4bb4.jpg
You are full of wisdom my man. It’s an honor to meet someone like you.
My pleasure Rex. Just pay it forward to your little ejaculates. Teach them well.
I will.
Congratulations Ms. Lopez, it’s a 5 pound baby Cali Gold!
.. And look… I brought cigars..
That’s mighty blunt of you.
.. You know how I roll brother..
Baby bud.
congratulations, it’s a baby boiiii
I imagine if you could get it hot enough, you could have a party right there, without worrying about taking her home.
Indacunt.
I’m Hinduit!
Hydro-POONic ..?
Amazon testing out new delivery for Prime Members
WAY better than a drone.
I always thought it was our constitution right to smoke grass here in the states.
…you know, “Weed, the People?”
Y’know what they say Pigsy… If there’s grass on the field, stuff a sack of marijuana in it…
So what’s that gonna taste like when you smoke it? Fish? Mexican cunt? Yeast infection? That is nasty. Probably thought she’d defeat the drug dog stuffing it in her rancid unwashed twat.
Probably gonna taste like home groin!
This is the reason that this little piggy got a house made of bricks.
https://youtu.be/nT5B9NnSN6A
Ha! 🙂
..@Honkeykong.. That shit was hot!… And yes, I’m rollin another one lady…
Hahahahaha!
Muthafookn HAHAA!… Pigsly
Wonder if she sells pre-clitorollies…?
That would be a great place to stash her edibles… then you could eat her pussy and some weed brownies at the same time.
Okay maybe not brownies…
Talk about a bundle of joy. Lucky for her, they didn’t have to perform a THC-section.
Fukn Ha!… Good thing too.. It would’ve affected her Mensimilla cycles..
Gaping snatch sponsored by EZwider™
Sure it’s Colombian Gold.. If she’d gotten her period when she got to Mexico? … Acapulco Red…!
Thats one pretty fucking pussy ill definitely use her more nd more
Not a bad MULE knuckle.
A little bit of the finger right in the ass will either make or break the deal
When her pussy is smelling extra dank.
Nice snatch………
Fucking cunt!
I am certainly positive that after that thing was pulled out no male personnel attempted to sniff that.
Ta – da!
Minge-du Tush.
Baggy snatch.
Mmmm, nice.
There were four stages of the interview passed three already I applied for the job where I’d be called upon to perform frisk search on ‘high risk’ females. I’ve been told there are lots of ladies who prefer taking clothes off in front of guys. Guys then need to carry out deep rectal/vaginal search with or without gloves
U guys can talk whatever you want, but I think “SHE IS A KEEPER”
Is it yours?
I’ve never seen that before!
Wheeee!
No thanks! Waterworks is not my thang.
Maybe ask Trump?
Eh, was it really worth it?
now lets smoke!
Just another testament to over priced purses in shithole countries.
Somebody put a dollar general or walmart in so they can get affordable style.