Brazilian Burglar Has Sex with Store Mannequin During Break In

Brazilian Burglar Has Sex with Store Mannequin During Break In

Young man broke in the mall in the city of Jaraguรก, state of Goiรกs, Brazil looking for something to steal, but his attention was soon focused on the tight body of a store mannequin.

After dismantling a flat screen TV from the wall, the burglar walked around the mall with the heist but realized there would be no easy way to get it out of there whole so he later abandoned it. But he just couldn’t hold his hormones on a leash once he spotted that perfect bodied, headless mannequin. So he took her gently out into the open, sucked on her rock hard nipples and proceeded to have simulated sex with her. Since her vagina wasn’t very welcoming of his erect penis – probably cause she doesn’t have one, the burglar masturbated while ceaselessly sucking on those hard nipples and that flat stomach.

His whole adventure was caught on mall’s CCTV cameras. He eventually made away with just a few clothes he stole, but was later arrested thanks to the incriminating video evidence. Identified only as Bruno, the man told police he committed robbery to finance his drug addiction, though he didn’t explain why he decided to have sex with the mannequin. Since most today’s women are ultra high maintenance to keep, but as good in bed as headless mannequins to fuck, one may as well save himself the headache of dealing with live dummies and go for the real plastic deal.

Props to best Gore member KillerFlamingo for the video:

151 thoughts on “Brazilian Burglar Has Sex with Store Mannequin During Break In”

  1. I expect that this is what everybody else saw in the movie mannequin with Andrew McCarthy. To him the mannequin looked just like Kim Cattrall but to everybody else it just looked like some bloke bent over a mannequin whilst committing an outrageous act of self abuse in a public area.

    That thief should spend a weekend at his friend Bernie’s house until this embarrassing episode calms down.

  2. The master bating bandit strikes again! Of course he was going to get caught. 1. He left his toe prints all over the floor. Every seasoned crook knows you wear socks during a Bert and Ernie. 2. He JIZZED his DNA all over the place. Although, he may have found the perfect woman. She’s quite, doesn’t nag and complain constantly, and doesn’t spend all his money. If only she could clean and make sandwiches. The urge to JIZZ is strong, ain’t that right Aladeen?

  3. Wata waste,he didnt even cum on her body just on floor, where are signs and dna can be found. He should atleast try to hide mannequin and clean up after himself, not let her be exposed open like that and be
    LOOK everybody i did that to mannequin unless he thinks like some serial killer and wants to left clues or signature behind him so everyone can seee
    And i never thought i can get ideas from bestgore website hahahaa. Good prank, where in shop i will kiss and ask mannequin to marry me and then leave with her front of underwear department sellers

  4. Oh my..I guess guys really will fuck ANYTHING….or atleast try to…wow what a retarded move(s) this guy made….hopefully they have him his own cell or his celli may be getting fondled and or f’d…jizzed on…keep your face covered around this guy agent starling…lolz!!!

      1. I’d go for coconut oil over olive oil as it’s stable at high temperatures, thus leaving your meat truncheon burn free if you really go to town on the tomato. I’d probably use the olive oil if I was having a fling with a salad. Ever had a tossed salad that tossed you back? Those Italian salads are fucking filthy, but they never look as good the next morning. And watch out for the Greek salads, some of them pack meat and you don’t find out till it’s too late. A friend of mine took one home one night after 5 too many tequilas, when he woke up in the morning he found out it was a Caesar.

        1. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!….I swear jonny I’m not allowed bad days around you man…this is the third…count it..third time!!! I’ve come on here pissed the fuck off at the world and YOUR comments and or replies have made me laugh so hard that until I put my phone down I don’t even remember why I was mad anymore…..thank you jonny… <3

          1. Haha, awesome! I’m delighted I could make you laugh. Laughing rocks and it’s free so off we go. I do get inspiration from other members here, if said out loud the things I say here, the men in white coats would come for me. Thanks, @ladywicked!

          2. I’m just glad you can make me laugh…I love laughter..without it if be dead…and haha at the guys in white coats hun…everything I say here I’ve said in my real life way more then once..those fuckers better come at me prepared to harpoon my ass with horse tranquilizers….I’m not going without a fight!!….lolz…I’m the same on and offline..haha..my poor roommate, guess I better keep em an eye out for the Looney van huh… ๐Ÿ™‚

          3. Im the same with one or two friends, the rest of the time I just think it and laugh to myself. Which would also make me look a bit crazy. Watch out for those horse tranquilisers, they’ll have you rolling round the floor like a paraplegic with a lobotomy. Yes, that is the voice of experience speaking. NEVER again. Although I may have over-indulged with the dosage.

          4. Yeah it’s mad stuff, does quite the opposite to similar looking drugs. I tripped balls, I wasn’t right for a few days afterward. One of my friends who did it developed a stutter that took 3 or 4 days to go away. Why anyone does it more than once is beyond me. Madness.

          5. Hahaha!!!..me TOO oh my gosh that shit was NOT a Molly…at all!!!…I already had reservations about snorting an x pill anyways…I was fucked off for days..falling over and shit….I had noodle legs that whole night..fucked up my clubbing night completely..NEVER again!!!

          6. Not to mention the rainbow cesspool I had in the middle of my living room?..I don’t fucking know man..I barely remember shit that night because I had already been drinking before doing that shit but yeah I guess I was freaking out trying to escape it with noodle legs..I didn’t get any fucking where that night.. I’m good on rec usage of that shit…oooof!!!

          7. I had no alchohol, we thought it was a synthetic of coke, turned out it was a synthetic of ketamine, and we all dropped 4 or 5 times what we should have. I was the same as you, I couldn’t walk and it tokk 40 minutes to get down the stairs. The kitchen with looked like a bomb went off in it. The table and chairs were smashed and we weren’t even “conscious” in the true sense of the word when we broke them. A loudly dripping tap had me convinced we lived in a house under the Sea. I shudder when I think about it, even now. Awful shit. The trip is great, but coming back to reality is a fucking full-on nightmare. I’d love to spike some asshole with a gram and watch the madness unfold. I flushed 3 grams just to ensure I would never consume it again.

          8. Yeah no shit jonny…I don’t THINK I’ll ever try it againeven though I never wanted to try it in the first damn place….these fucking drug dealers are shit for brains around here…blah!!

      2. Ouch Z…Olive oil will burn the FUCK out of your junk….stick with some ranch or Italian for lube…oh and remind me NEVER to eat any of your tomatoes that have mayo or ranch on them or in them….that ain’t fucking condiments!!!…haha!!

  5. Notice what’s going on in ukraine …the good old USA has funded the protesters like we have done numerous times in other countries…only a matter of time we will see the same thing….Obama has already fired top ranking military that didn’t pass the fire on citizen test…..who would think growing up that all of our calls and communications would be recorded….land of the free my ass….more like the land of going broke and us being a tax slave for the people that work for the govt…..now we have people fearing the govt vs the govt fearing it’s people….

    1. Awwww poor baby. Why would the government be listening to your calls? They have better things to be looking for than listening to conversations about video games and jerking off.

      If you ain’t happy here, you are welcome to leave anytime.

        1. Or you can put it this way..as a former Infantryman from Fort Benning GA I would send you to the emergency room in about 1 minute tough guy but I’m above that now. It takes a real moron to talk shit to someone he’s never met anyway. I didn’t serve my country with honor to provide freedom to scumbags like you that want to whine about how bad it is here. Like I said, if it’s that terrible here fuck off on the first flight out of here. All you’ve done for this country is eat shit and sleep. You have no right to complain.

          1. The USA is a shithole and I will never go there again. I have never liked any Americans that I have met. You are all self involved sheeple who live beyond your means and think you own the world. Don’t ever come to Australia because we hate you and we spit in your food.

    2. If I was American, what would really annoy me is the fact the government is prepared to let it’s citizens go broke and companies too, but they hemorrhage money into their military. And they don’t even have to tell you how much. They just slap the sticker “black project” on it and take what they want, and if you wanna know how much, tough shit, they won’t tell you. It’s a fucking disgrace.

      1. Yeah it is jonny..it’s fucking RIDICULOUS…that or they put all the money into our law enforcement weaponry….military weapons..all their vehicles…nigbama too busy being buttfucked by whoever tells his bitchass to bend over and we’re all getting fucked….fuck putting money into our education systems…instead recruit em..give em guns and a whole headfull of wool and send em off to go kill and get killed…fuck fixing the U.S. and all the shit that’s wrong here…let’s go fucking save all the Syrians and all the fucking sandfucks and whoever the fuck else other then our own people, yet these motherfuckers wouldn’t even piss let alone spit on you if your were on fucking fire!!…fuck this country…once again my grandfather was right…the minute the White house let’s outsiders and or females run the country it’ll go to shit..and while yes the U.S.was already going to shit nigbama did NOT make it any better…..meh!!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

        1. And if you win the lottery, the greedy fucks tax it or give to the option to receive it in installments. Like you are a child that doesn’t know what to do with it, they will spoon-feed you the money. And if you want it all in one go, they take a shitload of it. They should buy their own fucking tickets.

          1. Right…ugh..I usually keep to myself about THIS subject but fuck that…the U.S.is shit and the real American citizens know this…sigh I support anon…not the gov’t…

          2. Fuck it, nearly all governments are shafting their citizens one way or another. We’ll just do our own thing and fuck the world. Now, where’s my wonderful illegal friend, Mr Weed?

  6. I hope the mannequin presses charges of rape against him, she’s probably riddled now and is the laughing stock on the mannequin scene. Her therapist says recovery is going to be a long process, she just sits there and says nothing, bottling it all up. And that Dasilva spunk-crust is a nightmare to get out.

  7. That was just f*cking weird.

    Carrying the television as if it was covered with a tea service, ‘disguise’ on and off, a mannequin FSS, leaving his DNA at the scene.

    Anyway, I’m sure he is now sucking on some real nipples, albeit hairy, various other body parts, also hairy, and having his apertures explored extensively by large men who keep referring to him as ‘bitch’.

    If he’s desperate for something really great to f*ck, he could always write, from his prison cell, to NarcoMundo.com and ask if they can mail him one of their slightly used, armless, leg less and headless female torsos.

  8. hehee.
    this kid is very miscievious and YES, comical young man. i bet you his uncles and aunts have tons of funny and cute stories about him ..thingss like oh i dont know, he crouch like a saber tooth tiger and farts into the apple pie. yep it would be fun and funny watching him

  9. why is everyone hating on his love?? i’m like yo bro!!! yous go boy!! GET THAT! Its YOURS!!! minus will have some fun x0ox0o
    If it was me caught doing that, u be like yeah!! i fuck that! and!? waah? alright! SCORE!

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