Enormous Dildo Surgically Removed Using Small Incision in Stomach

Enormous Dildo Surgically Removed Using Small Incision in Stomach

Enormous Dildo Surgically Removed Using Small Incision in Stomach

Getting large dildo removed through abdomen is not as rare as you might think. After all your nerves and pleasure senses become null, how do you get your next fix?

Well trained surgeons in unspecified land put their years of expertise to good use and force out the obstructing object, an enormous dildo, through a small incision in the stomach. The Darth Vader look-alike poking it’s head out the wound gives no false impression this person has a hole that needed filling. The expression, go big or go home, couldn’t be more correct.

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  1. Ils parlent français et les voix sont ambigues, on ne sait pas si ce sont des hommes ou des femmes qui discutent et l’intonation est plutôt étonnante. Cela ressemble davantage à une discussion de comptoir :

    La femme – “On dirait une aubergine”

    Un mec ou une femme – “C’est un gland ! C’est juste un gland !”

    La femme – “Je filme hein, parce que…”

    Le mec – “Ah oui oui, mais tu filmes bien ! Je te donnerai mon adresse email, il faudra que tu m’envoies la vidéo”

    La femme – “Même là tu ne vas pas le sortir…”

    Le mec – “Si si, il sort”

    Après, ils parlent de fils de couture, bref, pas très intéressant…

        1. @seraphim-serenata

          Online translator:

          They speak French and the voices are ambiguous, we do not know if they are men or women who discuss and the intonation is rather astonishing. This is more like a counter discussion:
          The woman – “It looks like an eggplant”
          A guy or a woman – “It’s an acorn! It’s just an acorn! ”
          The woman – “I’m filming huh, because …”
          The guy – “Ah yes, but you’re shooting well! I will give you my email address, you will have to send me the video ”
          The woman – “Even here you’re not going to take it out …”
          The guy – “Si si, il sorti”
          After, they talk about sewing threads, in short, not very interesting …

          Thanks to @fandebestgore for the transcription!

  2. Why any man, and it is my educated guess here, that it is indeed a man, would put a dildo so far up his ass that it has to be surgically removed by caesarian section?
    Bizarre!
    Or perhaps it was some form of sadistic punishment for, well who knows what?
    Let’s just say that he upset someone very important.
    Someone very important and rich.
    Someone very important, and very rich and the leader of the Cartel.
    Someone very important, and very rich and the leader of the Cartel who happens to have a very mean sadistic streak…
    Yeah, that’s it.
    Oops!
    This massive sex-toy is being extracted through the wall of the poor boy’s sigmoid colon at the lower end of the large intestine.
    It’s invariably males who experiment with trying to shove ever larger objects up their main rectitudinal thoroughfare.
    Although, who am I to criticize? As I already have said, this may be some form of cruel and unusual punishment.
    No! I refuse to go there.
    Anyhow, he, whoever he is (was?) won’t be trying this again in a hurry.
    Perhaps the surgeons should stitch in a couple of large zippers there for easier future removals.
    One zipper in the sigmoid colon itself, and the other in the wall of the abdomen.

    …Just sayin’…

  3. The expression, go big or go home….HAS to be the most underated comment of ALL TIME! LMFAO….a good fisting job probably would have saved him a trip to the hospital…and I am now scratching my head wondering 1. Where’d he get all that cash for that shiny, all platinum dildo and 2. what would be the medical billing code for removing platinum dildos surgically? Any medical office transcriptionists would be most welcome with comments…..

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