Fat Bitch with Creepy, Lactating Arm Pit Tits

Fat Bitch with Creepy, Lactating Arm Pit Tits

Hey guys, you remember the movie Total Recall, and the prostitute with the three tits? I’m talking about the original one, not that piece of shit remake. Anyway, I’ve got a woman here with four, count them, four tits. Yeah, beat that.

But seriously, what the actual fuck is going on with this chick? Not only does she have four breasts complete with nipples, but they are actually lactating. Fucking weird. Anyone with any medical expertise who can offer some explanation, would be greatly appreciated.

Mad props to MrsPink for once again grossing me the fuck out.

209 thoughts on “Fat Bitch with Creepy, Lactating Arm Pit Tits”

          1. @LF I think @Rest is saying 1 in between each set of tits, plus pussy, ass, and mouth. Yikes lol

        1. Yours always seem to stand out to me, you got just the right balance of wit and heart in a lot of your comments. Can I ask where you got the the name little foot. A big part of me really hopes it’s from the land before time movie haha

          1. That’s awesome. I remember watching it in class when I was about 5, I cried my eyes out and still did when I watchedit with my kids a few months ago! My eldest girl is massively into dinosaurs too πŸ™‚

          2. @LF That was so traumatizing when the mom dies… I’m 30yrs old and I still have trouble watching it with my son lol. Best line is still “3-horns don’t play with long necks!”

          3. It’s a don bluth film, I swear he just sets out to think up the most tragic storylines ever just to make kids cry and scar them for life. Have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven? Jesus that’s a tough ending for an adult never mind a child!

          4. @DOS

            It really was traumatizing, I hated that part so much. Hahah Cera was such a bitch but I loved her anyway. Ducky was my favorite.

            @summerfruit

            All dogs go to heaven is another one that makes me cry. So damn sad!

    1. No she’s just a Mexican or some other sort of South American third world. Latina women have evolved with four tits now for nursing all the babies they shit out. Their fetuses are even born pregnant. True story.

    1. This put me off milk for awhile. I was soo fascinated with that girl from total recall when i was younger. Boy, reality has a way of smacking you in the face. More than 2 tits isn’t looking so fun afterall.

  1. As soon as I read that title, I knew we had an article by Obli! Also I am surprised more women don’t have four or more ‘teats’ all other mammals do! I couldn’t handle any more that 2 myself! πŸ™‚

        1. According to her she got them because she wanted to be unattractive to men since she was getting hit on all the time. I call bullshit because number 1- sorry but I’ve seen much better looking girls than her and number 2- getting 3 boobs to drive away men probably isn’t going to work. Some people are claiming it’s a prosthetic but either way I’m sure we’ll see her on the porn sites soon lol.

          1. To drive them away!? Shit, that would be a conversation starter for me. Probably something extremely inappropriate like “those are the most interesting tits I’ve ever wanted to cum across”.

          2. @stagedoor jonny

            Rofl! I’m sure her parents are so proud. That’s a real accomplishment.

            @DOS

            Exactly, it draws way more attention than what she was supposedly receiving before. Putting it simply, she likes attention and went to the extreme to get it.

          3. @jack @LF
            If that bitch isn’t thirsty for attention I don’t know who is. Also, on a side note, is it wrong that I’m mildly turned on by her as well…

          4. Nice one @ jack. She’s actually quite pretty in the face but like little foot (great name btw) says she did it to not get attention? That’s like a nigger getting up in a Monday motor ho yo work it just doesn’t happen…..

          5. I saw that too @MrsPink. She had said before she couldn’t get a surgeon to operate on her so I guess she went with plan B lol.

            *pats @Jack on the back* It’ll be okay. Look up there’s a lady with 4 boobies!

          1. @tas I think she was trying to bribe surgeons with $10k to do the surgery. But she couldn’t find one dumb enough to lose their careers over $10k

        1. Long story but I had a debate once with this guy about why men have nipples when I was drunk. I was convinced it was because thousands of years ago women were dying all the time from giving birth so men had to be able to produce milk to feed the babies and keep the species thriving. I was also positive in my drunken stupor that I had read that somewhere or seen it in a documentary.

          1. LF. You are a interesting unique individual – i like it !!! Are you sure it was just the booze though or was it those magic mushrooms you done haha

          2. Lol!! Nah it was just the alcohol. I tried mushrooms once (the only ‘drug’ I’ve ever tried) and it tasted like pistachios and nothing happened. I would have thought it wasn’t actually mushrooms if I hadn’t seen everyone else out of their minds on it.

          3. It’s not that unusual for people to have an extra nipple, think Scaramanga in ‘The man with the golden gun’. Roger More puts on a fake extra nipple at one point when he impersonates him.

    1. Twinkle twinkle little star
      How i wonder where you are
      With a tittie twist here and a tittie twist there
      Here a nip there a nip
      Every where i look I’m thinking nip trip.
      Whew, i got so carried away i about blew a load
      Too bad that wench looked more like a toad!o.O;)

      1. I wouldn’t know, I’ve never had a negress before. Or an asian. Unless you count Indian who are kind of like a mix of black and asian.

        The things one does while drunk and regrets while sober…

        1. Yep it’s weird but a kebab looks like dog shit but hey when those beer goggles are on well you know the rest! Shane on you jack getting sticky fingers from curry tits I hope you had a quiet word with yourself ha !!

  2. Here is dome education for you people who are baffled by things like this:
    We have TONS of ancient dormant genes in our gene pool, for example when in the first weeks of our life we actually resemble more of a reptile then a human.
    Either way, its very rare a person gets something unique because they happen to have one of those ancient genes “activated” again, such as women with more then 2 breasts, or even people with cat-like eyes that have trouble viewing in daylight, but they can see clear in the dark.
    Just 2 example, but there are plenty more.

  3. I’m seeing double here. 8 boobs?
    Seriously though that is disturbingly fucked up. If she gives birth to a litter of pups they’ll be well looked after. Although that “milk” had the consistency of pus, so I wouldn’t be in hurry to feed it to anyone I liked.

          1. Mine was kind of a white to faint yellow at first. But I’m sure diet has something to do with it. Not gonna lie I drank a lot of coffee and meat. My midwife said it was normal for color and consistency to differ for each women/ pregnancy

      1. If ypu have to chew it, it ain’t no good! Maybe the first tit does lactose free, the second is full fat, third is skimmed and the fourth is a pus/cream mix. She should male her own cheese and sell it to sexual deviants who are into such things.

  4. Polymastia I believe. Most of the time extra breasts are not functional, but they can be. If they are lactating she either is post partum or has a high prolactin level. Like one in 200 women are born this way but from what I understand most of the time they are little more than an extra nipple. My 2 pence worth anyway.

    1. Yeah this honestly isn’t *that* strange. I breastfeed, and I’m in a group online that has discussed this before. You’d be surprised at how many breastfeeding mothers admitted to lactating out of extra nipples. Apparently, we have milk glands that lead to all kinds of other places other than our breasts. Some of the biggest and most like our breasts being in the armpit. Most women have some mammary glands and milk ducts there. And just a few actually lactate out of it. It looks thick because it’s usually actually fattier. The more you know…

  5. WTF Obli; I was thinking about this a couple of nights ago as I was drifting off to sleep.

    First; accessory nipples are very common in both sexes and appear along the milk line that runs from the axilla, across the chest and down the abdomen to the groin. The appearance varies from near fully formed to rudimentary i.e. a mole like protuberance.

    Accessory nipples may occur with functional breast tissue in polymastia. Galactorrhoea may occur if the subject becomes pregnant (an early sign), is lactating or has an abnormally high level of prolactin (occurs in pituitary tumours).

    1. You are correct. I’m just going to throw this out there but I was actually born with an extra nipple under my right one. I guess it’s a pretty common occurrence… Now 2 extra functioning nipples has to be a hell of a lot more rare.

      1. Accessory nipples are very common. Functioning polymastia; personally never seen.

        Anne Boleyn is reputed to have had a third breast.

        Accessory nipples in males have historically been seen as signs of virility, endowment and divinity.

        In females; a sign of fertility and femininity in Roman times and witchcraft ‘The Devil’s Mark’ in the medieval period.

      2. “I?m just going to throw this out there but I was actually born with an extra nipple under my right one.”

        You wouldn’t by chance own a golden gun, and have a tiny sidekick named Nick Nack that would fit in a suitcase, would you?

        I thought Roger Moore already killed you, Francisco Scaramanga! πŸ˜›

  6. 4 Tits 8 or 2. Is fine but why the fuck squeeze it?! Was about to puke 5 minutes ago as I Drinked to much and thought f it finger in the thought will feel better tomorrow. Cross no finger needed now. Hide it!!!

  7. She either absorbed an identical twin during early development VTS (vanishing twin syndrome) which can sometimes lead to multiple organs, limbs, exc. Or durning fetal development some of the cells splitting which would eventually develop into her breast got displaced and developed a second set where we see them, I can’t remember the medical term for this so any other med fields on here maybe help me out lol.

      1. True, although im certainly not jealous of which child she has, that has to go eat from the one under her armpit because all other 4 are occupied… πŸ˜†

        But well, at least she also said that she “has a little fabrication problem” to lighten her situation. πŸ˜†

          1. She would win that case though because thats where the most highly nutritious milk comes from… πŸ˜† “Come on honney, lets suck mama’s armpits.” πŸ˜†

  8. It’s a genetic regression, and it isn’t unheard of. But her having that many fully functional tits is rare.
    She picked up an ancient genetic trait from when we were evolving from tree shrews. All mammals have lactation devices, only marsupials feed their babies through skin glands instead of tits. Most lesser mammals have 8 tits. The great apes have 2 tits. This woman has the genetic trait that triggered the multiple titty gene. Hers are fully functional, very rare.
    She’s probably lactating because she recently had a baby.
    I have the tiny nipple version of a third tit below my right tit. It didn’t function at all. There are also men with the remnants of a third tit as well. In the dark ages and beyond an extra tit was the mark of the devil.
    In science, what anomaly really means is WTF.

  9. Seems like she born with too much estrogen. I can’t be for sure without seeing her medical history. Moms a retired doctor and was a nurse in the army during the Vietnam war. I went to school for mortuary science

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