Irate Woman Shits on Restaurant Floor, Throws Feces at Worker

Irate Woman Shits on Restaurant Floor, Throws Feces at Worker

Irate Woman Shits on Restaurant Floor, Throws Feces at Worker

Can’t figure out which fast food place this is, but it has everything to assume it happened in the USA.

The CCTV footage shows a woman who is irate over restaurant bathroom facilities being closed and shows the crew what it means to have a shitty day. Quite literally.

She pulls down her pants, dumps the shit on the floor, picks up the steaming warm feces with her hand and throws it at the worker who’s on the phone trying to resolve her frustration.

UPDATE

It happened at a Tim Horton’s in Langley, BC, Canada.

Props to Best Gore member @seraphim-serenata for the video:

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393 thoughts on “Irate Woman Shits on Restaurant Floor, Throws Feces at Worker”

        1. Hahah.., this particular shithead happened at the Tim Horton in Langley B.C. Canada, literally less than 5 miles from my place. They apparently caught her a few days later and Charged her.

          1. @genetics Funny tag name seeing as you are obviously lacking in GENETICS. You know this website is owned by a CANADIAN. Do some research before you go calling people names. You are the troll of the week. Goodbye.

          2. Canadians are total ass monkeys, Mark will vouch. Why would he be interested in being patriotic towards a country that literally fucked him up the ass.

            Besides that he’s slovakian.

    1. I feel sorry for that fucking dude. Working a shitty job like that and then have meth heads come in and fling their shit at you. I’m surprised that guy didn’t go postal on that bitch with some implements from the kitchen, maybe a big knife that got back there. Also, all niggers can go to hell. Just thought I’d throw that in there too.

          1. It’s not an answer :- )
            Can’t understand why you love to hate.
            Black people will continue to existe, and you will die in your hate…
            It’s better love <3 <3 : -)

          1. @gorephile – she is 100% correct. It is not possible to ‘hate’ AND be perfectly happy. If you hate something/someone it means that ‘thing’ has taken up a lot of your energy thinking about how much ‘the thing you hate’ annoys / desguists / frustrates you. Therefore mate, someone who is annoyed, desgusted and frustrated cannot, by definition, be happy…….sorry but she wins and you lose, again…..

          2. I’m happy and I hate! I’m happy to hate. I live to hate! It makes me happy to hate. Hating doesn’t steal my joy. I just don’t waste energy oh pretending to live everyone. These ass wipes telling you you’re not happy if you hate are naïve fakers. Seems like they use too much energy judging and pretending to live everyone. Everyone hates someone! Lol

        1. Rant on: I hate niggers because they are NOT humans. I despise that mudsharks breed with those animals and create hybrid monkey creatures. I wish some genetic flaw would cause every single nigger and half nigger on earth to DIE suddenly. Our world would be a much, much better place. Niggers are a lesser evolved species that are MUCH closer to gorillas and chimpanzees than humans are. Rant off.

          1. I don’t agree with a statement this far-reaching but I’m somewhat racist. I just think there are niggers and there are black people. One my best girlfriends is black and she’s awesome. She “acts white” to be honest. She doesn’t sound black, she’s educated, runs a business. I have no problem with black people like her. But hoodrats who talk like hoodrats and act like savages; those are niggers. I think classy educated blacks are probably rare and I hate that. Still, those people are fine and aren’t the same as hoodrats.

          2. Dutchy, you are wrong. It is not possible to be perfectly happy on this earth. You see what goes on everyday and you think you can be perfectly happy? That is incredibly weird and sounds like programming, not careful reflection. Things will fuck with you all the time and you have to fight back against them. Anyone who is trying to tell you that it’s possible to always be perfectly happy is either an idiot, or enjoys being taken advantage of, or is probably trying to take advantage of you by selling you some bullshit, or some bullshit philosophy that is to their advantage. Life is a struggle, life is the law of the jungle. What makes you happy is when you defeat your enemies and triumph over them, not capitulate to them or become their servants. The clueless idiots here talking like hippies are probably on some type of drugs to make them complacent. You can’t be like those fools. You can’t be weak like that. All hippies and pacifists always die before everyone else when things get bad.

          3. I’m happy and I hate! I’m happy to hate. I live to hate! It makes me happy to hate. Hating doesn’t steal my joy. I just don’t waste energy oh pretending to live everyone. These ass wipes telling you you’re not happy if you hate are naïve fakers. Seems like they use too much energy judging and pretending to live everyone. Everyone hates someone! Lol

          4. Not too long ago black people were just happy to be involved. Like postman pat, they gave the two black guys the thief role and even called them gollywogs! but now black lives matter, there seems to be much more hatred towards them. Personally i judge on character and actions and not skin colour. But it for sure is not coinsidence that every bed that a black person sleeps on that ive had the privaledge of being around smells the same vinegar smell? And they all eat cheese rolls and pizza, and cant cook anything unless its thrown in a pot with water and spice. They cant swim either. Just some noted points to the conversation.

            If u say you love everyone and hate no one, you lying and you about to be stepped all over lots of times.

          1. Exactly. Well said. About this nonsense that I am unhappy- that is completely false. I am a very happy person, don’t drink or do drugs. I sleep well at night. I just hate niggers. All of them. The ones that act white have to fight the urge to chimp out with all their might IMO………….

      1. Stop trying to be edgy.
        If not you’re just generally retarded.
        There are shit black people, shit white people, shit everyone. No one should be judged by something they can’t control, you’re a fucking dumbass get the fuck out of here

          1. Ah, got anything intelligent to say? Care to show how I am a shit person? A ”nigger asswiper”
            What are you 12 years old, just found out how to use your moms credit card to buy fortnite perks?
            You’re fucking ridiculous, fuck off or say something intelligent..

    2. I just can’t believe those people all hung around. When you’re in a store or a restaurant and you see someone take a shit on the floor and fling it like a monkey, you just get up and walk out. Were these people seriously worried about their orders at that point?

    1. That’s the problem when you go too liberal with human rights. What if the bathroom was closed for a reason? What if there’s no water or it’s simply not functioning and they await for the repair crew? Why do you think that every fast food place is obligated to give you a working toilet 24/7 ? Not not mention we don’t know anything about the situation, what if this bitch simply came in, didn’t buy anything, and demanded a free pass to the toilets? What, every cafe now has to become a free public toilet? Are they doing charity?

      What is wrong with you people?

      1. If the lady wanted to use the toilet it would probably be a fool who would refuse her that. I mean someone having a shit in your toilet doesn’t cost you anything beyond a couple of squares of toilet paper. Who needs the grief of someone being refused the use of a toilet and having to shit on your floor? That is mad. What is wrong with people.
        I once inadvertently drank six or eight pints of Guinness and walked home from the centre of Glasgow to Clydebank. The loosening effect of the Guinness coupled with the miles of exercise meant (still far from home) I had to take a shit in a side street off Dumbarton Road at 1am. It was coming out no matter how much I gritted my sphincter. It was about two and a half feet long. The following morning I saw it from the bus as I passed on my way to work and a crow was pecking it. It was horrible, I am not proud of it and it remains seared into my memory. The worst thing about it? The fucking crow eating it the next day.
        We can all learn from these things. When people need to go to the toilet – they need to go.

          1. @illegalsmile55

            My days all run together so…meh. Hope you had a great weekend, though. 🙂

            There is a TH right between Governor’s Restaurant and McDonald’s (Remember where they are located?). Went there once, years ago, when they first opened…tasted like shit. NOW I know why. 😀

          1. We can all laugh about it now…. but at the time it was terrible. It was 29 years ago. You don’t forget these things. Old lovers, great meals, bad sex, days out… thay can all gradually diminish in the memory. But somehow birthing that massive Guinness shit, the ease with which that fucking dead otter dropped (I had to brace myself at the side of a tree by the pavement). Even in the dark of night I could see it was a glistening monster. The following morning’s view from the top of the SPTE bus with the crow pecking at it really shocked, surprised and sickened me. The thought still does.

            You know in Formula One car racing when they have the pace car leading the field for the first lap till all their engines are running… then it is va-va-va-va-voom!? Often when we pass a stool or two there is a “pace shit”… you know the one which is holding the rest back? There was no pace car that night. The fucking monster came out in a one-er at a fast rate of knots too. Length of yer arm. Guinness shit – black and shiny.

            The horror. The horror.

        1. Wankdust, I think that’s one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read. And this is coming from me, a really sick bastard. Funny though… I miss my old degenerate ways back in the day. I’m sure I have a few similar tales that I’ve chosen to block from my memory.

          For mine and everyone else’s mental health.

          1. Slayer666- listen to this then. One night my mate and I had been drinking, all night, and we decide to walk to the servo at about 5.30am. On the way back through the park my mate suddenly needs to drop a nugget. So we walk to the toilet block but its still chained shut, so he says I’m just going to have to go here, can’t hold it in. So I make myself scarce but come back a minute later to tell him a lady and her dog are coming. He quickly pulls his pants up as the dog comes bounding round the corner and eventually finds his poo and starts sniffing it. We start walking off when the lady comes around the corner and sees her dog next to this big brown steaming shit, and says, “oh macky you are a naughty boy! You only did one a minute ago!” and with that she bent down and picked up my mates nugget with her hand in a plastic bag and walked off with Macky wagging his tail, and her hands clasped together behind her bum with the plastic bag of poop swinging from her fingers…….

        2. Dude, but you wouldn’t shit on a floor and then throw that shit into a waitress because she denied you access to the toilets. This bitch in the video could at the very least go outside and fertilize some plants, I dunno.

          By the way, you could make an awesome drama movie based on that story of yours. It could be called “The life of a Fucking Crow”. It would have a happy end where the Fucking Crow becomes your pet and you live in symbiotic relationship happily ever after

          1. @ankun256

            Sometimes the pace car has already done the first lap and retired to the pits. The Alpha wave has truly hit. The bowel is moving. There is no corking the bottle. No “baking-the-loaf” for a little longer. The dead otter is dropping. The bomb doors are open and the payload is being ejected. Choice in the matter has left town quite some time ago. Internal gas pressure, muscle spasm and sphincter auto-response has now taken over and the idea of even making it to the street five yards away is delusional.

            No-one is happy in that situation. It is ideal for no-one. No restaurant or cafe is allowed to operate without a functioning toilet. If they do not have one they must close the premises straightaway. It is The Law – certainly in Scotland. To deny a human access to use the toilet when they are obviously in real need is nasty. You end up with shit on your floor and all over your kitchen.

            The morning after the Guinness Shit Incident was actually like a movie. But more of a French 1965 New Wave Existentialist Black and White movie. Seeing the crow pecking at last night’s arse-log chilled my soul. It was like a dark emmisary from some Norse God warning me that the Ravens of Motherfucking Doom were on my tail. I was also utterly shocked at the arse-log’s size and location. What had been a dark, tree-lined, side-street the night before… was suddenly a busy city thoroughfare. And how the fuck had I birthed a thing that size from my fucking arse without damaging myself? My soul AND arsehole (see what I did there?) suddenly ached. I only had a mild hangover and I purchased a bacon roll from a cafe on Byres Road and ate it as I slowly walked up to the bookshop where I was working (it was a Saturday morning). The bookshop also sold records and there was a signing by Fish from Marillion that morning. I remember sitting sipping a coffee in the wee staff room next to the guy wishing I could just go home. I took a bus down to Prestwick to see a friend later that afternoon/evening and the bus broke down outside Kilmarnock. For safety reasons we were evacuated from the bus and had to stand on the verge at the side of the A77 for two hours in the rain and cold. It was that kind of movie. The Coen Brothers would have made it hilarious.

    1. it sounds like you need to strengthen your throwing arm and fix your aim. practice flinging shit at home first. fling that fucking shit everywhere like a crazy mother fucker on crack. glad to help. cheers.

      1. Not only fibre, but drink shit loads of water and exercise more. Or you could do what this ugly bitch did – just ignore every sign your body is giving you about needing to do a number 2. Ignore it for as long as humanly possible, which should be at least 36 hrs and by then, that thing is so desperate to escape (because all his buddies are building up behind him egging him on) that you only thing you really need to do is quickly undo your pants and by the time you start pulling them and your undies down, that monster has already expelled half its body – no boring 30 min wait there baby……your choice on which option is best……..

  1. Probably San Francisco.. They shit on the streets in record numbers and the government loves it to the point they won’t punish anyone for it. They also love used needles littering the sidewalks.

    Liberalism is a mental disease.

    1. @thadrip Actually, this was at Tim Horton’s in BC, Canada. Not usual for us here in Canada yet so entertaining. Apparently, she has been a nuisance to staff and patrons in the past. Thus, why the dude didn’t let her use the washroom. LOL

      1. Wait,what?….. Do you really think that Tim Horton’s has locked bathrooms? And even paying customers have to ask permission to shit or piss? Wtf? Eh?
        Even if that were true someone would just kick open the door & the restaurant would be repairing the doors daily!

        1. @boasp Not sure where you are from but there are a plethora of venues in Canada that have locked bathrooms. And if they are not opened with a ‘key’, then you must be ‘buzzed’ (no pun intended-LOL) in. I used to live in Toronto, ON, and almost always had to ask for access to the washroom in Tim’s.

          1. I can’t believe that ! Locked toilets in an open restaurant! That is so fucked up that you have to ask staff for permission to go to the toilet like a kid in kindagarten! And then they expect you to pay your bill ! Ha what a joke. I can’t tell you how annoying that would be to a junkie like me….
            But here in Australia there is no law about restaurants/cafes needing to have a toilet. The MacDonalds closest to my place (about 230km away) has no toilets, and most cafes don’t have toilets……pubs on the other hand do have toilets and are the ‘official public toilets’ in this country. This is pretty cool as it means there are 4 x public toilets at every intersection across the country……even lil towns in the bush that have only 50 residents, no bank or ATM, no police station, no supermarket etc but will still have at least 4 pubs…….

          2. @brendalee
            Sorry I posted a reply earlier today but got logged out before it hit the page I guess.
            Still I agree with @dutchy1982 * ???
            Dutchy in Australia !!
            I remember some gas stations s looong time ago Standard oil I think advertising clean bathrooms along the freeways here in the states – you had to go ask the cashier for a key
            (Also an old Blond joke about why it took three months for to blonds to get from new York to Los Angeles* , because they DID’)
            Anyway it’s been 25 years since I lived in a big city full of drug addicts , so had no idea Canada had slid so far down the liberal sewage pipe thanks to ‘diversity & multicultural isn’t
            Thanks to idiots like Trudeau TurdO*’
            Now I believe it’s true so I apologized for not believing you.
            Still if some minimum wage loser ever refused to let me use a restaurant toilet I definitely would donkey kick the door off the hinges and then put a whole roll of t.p. in the bowl before shitting and then flush to insure the washroom flooded.
            @illegalsmile55
            Do they have this crap in big cities near you as well ??
            I guess I’m lucky to live a rural life again. Amen !!!
            I’m literally surrounded by real bullshit* and would never want to visit any place like this.
            I used to love visiting Ontario & Manitoba & if I go back I’ll stick to small towns or resorts with outhouses like the ones my grandparents had on the farm , women & kids used the outhouses and the men used the barns or the fields they worked in. 😉

        2. @boasp Here you are. I just read your response on ‘notifications’. Unfortunately, I am not tech savvy. Just wanted to respond and let you know I appreciate your kind words. However, they were not needed but nice to hear nonetheless. Take care. Each and every single day, I come on this site yet never really notice messages. Have to remember to check them more often. Took me a bit just to find your comment here. Good thing I am pretty.

    1. Yes, things you never forget. Your first car. Your first job. Your first day of college. Your 21st birthday. Getting your driver’s license. That first liquor store you robbed. Getting laid for the first time. That time some crackhead flung her own shit at you.

    1. You’re obsessed with me. lol lol lol.
      Ugly old man go away, stop bugging me.
      I’m no Asian you foolish old cunt, but you’ve got nothing else to try.
      Anyone with even half a brain can tell I’m full Aryan.
      Where you from cunt and we’ll meet and I’ll show you about Asian you old bastard.
      I’m London. Where you at and I’ll meet you half way and we’ll have it.
      You have to take up this offer you shit or everyone on BG will know you’re a pussy.
      And if you don’t turn up I’ll let everyone here know Iwas there and you wasn’t.
      I’m off work tomorrow and could even meet you tonight. if you’re anywhere near.
      Guarentee I’ll come alone and unarmed.

      1. LOL! Little asian boy getting angry. Wanting to meet is a sure sign i’m getting under your skin. Keep raging paki. Sure if you want to release some of your rage i’m in ashford kent – stanhope estate. Feel free to come by bus/train. Can guarantee you’ll be going back home to kings hospital in a helicopter. Raging paki faggot. LOL!!

          1. Keep raging Asian batty boi. OK pick a curry house to meet near you. Or your nearest skin bleaching salon. LOL!

        1. Gore47, go back to wanking off to pictures of Al Gore, you creepy liberal fucknut. You look like Jim Carey in A Series of Unfortunate Events, and unfortunately you’ve annoyed my husband so now I’m going to have to tie you to the back of my daddy’s pick-up truck and drag you around the block like the dirty nigger lover you are.

        2. Whats a matter ain’t you got a car.
          Btw I’ve changed my mind about coming on my own cos I can’t trust a shitface like you to be honourable. So if you’re up for it we’ll arrange a location and I’ll be coming with three others and you should do the same. But they’ll just be onlookers. As long as you’re people don’t get involved neither will mine. It’s just between me and you.

          1. @godfellas, Gore47 is not a man but a nigger loving liberal pig and @dtswoghater is my husband and I can assure you he’s not a fag but a sexyass english nazi whom I love very much! You should stay out of it, Bitch. You say that like it’s an insult lol. I love being a bitch!!!

          2. @deathcr0c Sadly this Asian faggot is all mouth and no action. Also likes to make excuses as to why he needs back up. Oh well another keyboard wank stain in our midst.

          1. well that’s confirmed. Only what I KNEW ALREADY. Gore47 is a fag, pussy.
            Well I ain’t waiting all night for that cunt to not respond. I’m off out.
            Oberleutnant out.

          2. LOL! Asian faggot emailed his Muslim slut to get involved as well. Bring your friends I’ll knock them out also. (doubt I could but makes for good reading) I stand alone like a true Caucasian. Bitch ass Asian. Faggot ass making excuses as to why he needs back up . Come alone. Seriously what a cunt. Guys if this pussy Asian nigger is true to his word I’ll be more than happy to film and upload. Oberlecunt doesn’t want his ass whooping being filmed. Lol faggot.

            I guess my broke ass bus/train joke aimed at you went over your head. Always knew you are a dim cunt.

          3. @dtswoghater Choke on a papadum you Asian faggot. “There ain’t gonna be any video m8 sorry” Oh yes there will be. Don’t be afraid. If you’re that desperate to fight me then you would do what ever it takes to get here. But, nah. You’re all mouth. Fucking pussy. LOL! You’re a LonDONE shit talker and can’t back it up.

          4. @itsplaster You really think he would of turned up eh? I doubt it. He bullies/trolls other users and when it’s done to him he starts crying. Look now, he’s even making excuses as to why he can’t meet me. My door is always open if and when he decides to grow some balls.

          5. Sorry I’m not at my computer 24/7 like yourself. Offer is always there if you’re man enough. Stop making excuses as to why you’re not coming. Hop in your car.

          6. I’m off work today dickhead. You’re off work everyday, you look like a nonce so you’re probably on the sex register and that’s why your unemployable. Probably why you had to leave Pitlochry cos you’re known paedophile. I’ll find out on facebook, my friend is on the case.
            And regarding our possible fight, I never underestimate an opponent cos I’m experienced enough to know that is a big mistake. But you who doesn’t even know me thinks you’re gonna walk all over me. But I’m quick and clever and hard as iron, you’ll be lucky to even hit me you fat shit.
            Also you say you want a fair fight and that you want it filmed, well if theres no one else there who the hell is gonna check us down for weapons and who is gonna film it, or are you gonna beat me up while filming lol. You just prove that you’ve never done this sort of thing before. And that you are a total arse. I’m going away in a few days so it’ll have to wait till I come back. Sorry but I don’t feel like going on a break with possible black eyes and broken nose. I’m realistic and I never underestimate an opponent, but you won’t get the better of me easily.
            Now stop bothering me for a while you obsessed fat scots alcoholic loser. Go and watch your filthy skank Scottish whore mother taking a crap in a restaurant.

          1. @swollenlefttesticle Guess that fits you then as i was born and raised in pitlochry Scotland. You down south Leicester shitty faggot. We used to go visit Leicester and hit the pubs. Fair to say you are all scared pussies and by far the easiest to scare. So funny watching you pussies run like faggot ass women. You lot can’t fight for shit.

          2. He’s talking about when he was with a load of drunken football hooligans, like 30 people chasing after one guy. Of course the guy ran.
            This gore 47 is a proper weirdo. He’s a nigger loving traitor shit, and he seems obsessed with my picture, keeps saying I’m Asian. lol. It’s obvious from my pic that I’m Ayran.
            All Scots are dumb alcoholic liberal nigger loving cunts. Thick as fuck ugly cunts.

          3. @dtswoghater I think you’d actually show up. You’ve always been a pretty straight shooter with me. I don’t take you for a liar. I don’t know the other guy so I can’t say much about him. But if you guys meet up, it has to be recorded. Wear a mask if you’re worried about law enforcement.

          4. When the offer was on last night you disappeared you fat ugly alcoholic Scottish liberal prick.
            I’ve got better things to do. You ain’t got a life. you’re just obsessed with me you gay boy.
            You’re not even on my level dickhead. Go get a job and stop sponging off the state.

          5. Fight! Fight! Fight! Tell me the time / place and I’ll send my nan to film it. Can’t worry about her jumping in cos she is piss weak with spindly arms, she films horizontally with an android phone and she will probably whip her teeth out and nosh off the winner!

  2. yeah what if she just came in for a shit and they didnt want to give her a key cos she wasnt a customer? look at documents on San Francisco, whats happening there.-. anyway its USA so they deserve more shit, literally

    1. You ain’t kidding, that menu does look pretty fucking awful. Reminds me of other shit restaurants like Friendly’s. In fact it wouldn’t surprise me if they were owned by the same niggers, their banners even look alike.

    2. Damn, I had to go through most of it. That menu is truly horrifying. I bet Wendy’s hobo chili that they make for homeless shitniggers tastes better than Horton’s. Who the fuck puts green peppers in chili anyways. Chili peppers not green peppers you dumb fuckers.

  3. Stupid bitch, I’ve met this scenario 10 years ago , exactly the same attitude , noise , anger and unexpected movement .
    The female pigtail macaque throw her faeces to girls who make physical contacts and hanging near her owner(trainer).
    Shitwoman in the video is one proof that her race evolved from ape ,same with other modern apes who believing Darwin’s theory.
    Apeshit?

          1. Ha!.. Donkey punch.. You know it broheem!…My brother, The Puntiff(Honkeykong) has anointed me king a great honour indeed.. He runs the church, l run the state!…Mwahahahahaha…!!

            ..Noo.. I’m just really blasted on a mix of Hawaiian silk and Skittles….. Uuuuuuweeee..!

            @Illegalsmile… Good, good… Sleep well tonight my princess..

          1. Haha! I had to think why that word was familiar to me, it’s the coffee made from beans that have gone through some animals digestive system?! Not even gonna look it up, just tell me if I’m right! *crosses fingers*

          1. You are absolutely right! Fucken Pommie bastards! Poisoned me with their Mad Cow Beef and now I will start having that Jakob kreuzfeldt ? disease or whatever! I tell ya Spinks i pride myself on my usually razor -sharp memory but I am getting scared now. I am starting to forget how to spell and all types of shit. Middle age or brain prions?? Haha!
            @asskingforanal

          1. Sphincter, I don’t do drugs. Never have.

            I don’t even trust niggers in fast food establishments, why do you think I would I buy questionable drugs from their nasty asses?

    1. C’mon spinky. It’s in the name that you used. “Shitskin”. They don’t shit from an ass. It secretes through their skin. Hence the skin color.
      Ever notice a dog turd turns white over time? The same process is responsible for what ‘they’ refer to as ashy skin.
      It will slough off eventually turning up in the lungs of all who breath air.
      With this in mind, I suppose it’s reasonable to conclude that this excretion and sloughing process could happen in a public space.
      However, to your point, I suppose they might not get caught doing this because it’s not as dramatic as dropping ones pants and dumping on the floor in full view of witnesses.

  4. … Every once in a while BG members will bless us with personal videos featuring themselves, i. e… Seraphims- egg toss video, Javis- sex video(both awesome btw) …. This video in particular features our own.. Obearleutnant and JJ.. It documents those first crucial moments of two Turdledoves finally meeting after a long distance courtship… Idk bout you guys, butt I for one, was bowel moved by the whole thing.. Cuntgrats Obear!.. You got your shit cut out fer ya !… Ha..?

          1. Muthafookn HAHAA!.. God.. The wedding must’ve been POOH’tiful.. The music was definitely the SHIT , I can only imagine how the after SHARTy went… I SEWER , I wish I were there TOILET the FLUSHING bride and groom know they should let nothing get in they way of them CONSTIPATING .. I mean.. Consumating their marriage…

        1. Smell yo dick in a few weeks?
          @illegalsmile55 smelling a beau’s dick in a few weeks? Hmm?

          On a serious note ,I had a friend that was very handsome. Thick as a brick but good-looking nevertheless. Anyway,his girlfriend of the time was very jealous of him and would smell his dick every time he walked through the door. He had to smell just right. If he was too clean it meant he fucked someone else and showered first! In the end he still cheated on her and he must have had like an optimum period of rest before coming home to have a natural scent for the hound at home!

          1. I’d never heard this song before . Quite beautiful really ,almost like a lullaby . I could easily have just heard the song and loved it for the sound alone. I wouldn’t have even paid attention to the lyrics if not for the title!

  5. I was gonna say the hippo video was better, but he didn’t actually fling shit at anyone, he just scattered it in a random fashion.
    This lunatic twunt, on the other hand, locked onto her target like a laser directed smart bomb, and inflicted her malodorous scat on it with deadly efficiency.
    She gets my vote for best shit vid of the year.

  6. ‘Round here we call that a “Detroit Whopper.”

    I’m not really shocked though. If this was a Chipotle the employees would’ve just shrugged and waited for the rats to come eat it.

    Anyone who has ‘enjoyed’ White Castle at around 3:30 in the morning after a solid night’s bar hopping has probably done this with the only difference being they left their pants on while doing it.

    1. I am myself guilty of drinking all night, then finishing up with a solid round of sliders, and, within an hour or so, evacuating said sliders quite violently, sometimes through one end, sometimes through both.
      The sad thing is, I did this many times, and I still don’t know why.
      That’s been forty or more years ago. I’m certain that if I did it now, it would kill me.

  7. That happened in Canada in bc , it’s a Tim hortons and this is why she went with a genius attack and perfect clean scoop , well executed:Well, we finally have an answer. Turns out that the Timmies employees wouldn’t let her use the washroom and she really, really had to go (which probably explains why she was able to poop so quickly). Tim Hortons’ washroom policy is that anyone can use it—you don’t have to be a customer—but that, in some franchises, employees have to give you a key or buzz you into the toilet at their discretion.

  8. What place was this, a GD Shitzy’s?
    Plop Evans?
    Starplunk’s?
    Maybe a KFeCal?
    Shit-Fil-A?
    Browneye’s Chicken?
    El Poopo Loco?
    In-n-(hurrrrrrrrrgh) Out?
    Crappo Bell?
    McBowelnald’s?
    Turder King?
    Bowel’s Jr.?
    Shartee’s?
    Long In the John Silver’s?
    Arby’s? No pun there, just Arby’s
    Pizza Butt?
    Chuck E Squeezes?
    Poopa John’s?
    Golden Shower Corral?
    Red Throbster?
    Backin-Ploppins 31 flavors?

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