Mason Jar Painted Blood Red, Confiscated by Doctor in Russia

Mason Jar Painted Blood Red, Confiscated by Doctor in Russia

All is not quiet on the Southern Front – with the sounds of it.

Desperately in need for quality anal in Russia, a man asked the only person he knew would never say “NO!”

The popular Sphincterpiston #59535 was used and quickly swallowed whole by his hungry anal cavity. Regularly out-of-stock, the pleasure device fills up with man’s love juices.

Props to Best Gore member @asskingforanal for the inspiration and for always being a funny asshole!

137 thoughts on “Mason Jar Painted Blood Red, Confiscated by Doctor in Russia”

          1. u have a problem with jews? u disgusting ape. i never asked u for the history of someone else. what u have no more good responses u gay nidder

          1. Hey, records are made to be broken…

            Only got a few inches mixed with rain, it’s all slush now. Idc, I’ve got today n’ tomorrow off and then it’s supposed to be back in the 40’s n’ clear, yay!! (The only thing that annoys me with snow or rain at work is smoke breaks, lol.)

  1. Sounds Russian to me.

    Anyhow. I always thought scenes like this was how homosexuals give birth nowadays.

    When Elton John went to hospital and came back with a new born baby I just assumed it was extracted in such a manner given his lack of uterus.

  2. Just as a medical curiosity-how the fuck do you get the open end of a fucking jar into your ass hole, never mind the why!
    I mean, what’s the upper limit, is there a world record, does Ripley’s or Guinness keep track?

    1. Could you imagine dedicating 10 years of your life and an assload of student debt just to get a piece of paper that says you’re certified to remove improvised stimulation devices from bloody gaping buttholes.

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