Open Surgery to Extract Massive Dildo in Stomach

Open Surgery to Extract Massive Dildo in Stomach

Open Surgery to Extract Massive Dildo in Stomach

Just imagine, years of strenuous training and studying medicine leads up to an unforgettable moment, removing a dildo from a patient’s stomach.

Unknown German female receives emergency care in operating room. Making incision in the stomach’s intestines, we see removal of massive dildo, black and beaded. One should wonder at what point does a second appendage become irretrievable and slip away into the dark abyss. There are plenty of dildo removals from rectums, as we have seen in the past. None quite bizarre as losing one through the canals of your orifice, so far away from light. The surgeons display case of mementos now dons the ultimate trophy of lost treasures.

194 thoughts on “Open Surgery to Extract Massive Dildo in Stomach”

  1. holy smokes that thing is a beast.

    i cant imagine telling a doctor you lost that, China is not the most understanding place in the world.

    i would put money on the fact she will be back on that table with another one in her.

      1. @zipzap

        I don’t know about the rest, but having been raised by a german hausfrau (I’m a 1st generation american, every single relative above me in the family tree was german) I can absolutely back up your observation that they are ‘ unfunny’. In 20 years of living in close proximity, I saw her smile TWICE. (It was easy to keep count, I nearly fainted with surprise both times.)

          1. @mattjack666
            lol well that was an amazing come back welldone what a waste you’re not pretty enough to be this stupid… make a mental note, oh, wait, i see you’re out of paper lol well I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you…. good luck with the insults XD lol

      1. I understand brother. Any woman can be a honeypot here. when i am interested in seeing a woman of bestgore in real- life , i will ask for face to face over the internet ie skype. Many men have been fooled by pretend-women here in the past and i include myself.

        Thanks for the concern however.

        Also it isn’t just honeypots ,Dew.I can assure you that the FBI,various police forces and intelligence agencies would be monitoring us ,including frequent commenters like you and I. Even if it is because of the isis decapitations and truthtelling that happens here about world Affairs. So only mention what you are happy for the world to know if it gets out.

        More power to you my friend.

        @icecreamlair

        1. +1, @hopingfornemesis Evidences abound we’re living in a society of outlawed heterosexuality. Flirting is illegal

          https://www.petoskeynews.com/gaylord/featured-ght/man-faces-felony-charge-after-making-sexual-advances-on-multiple/article_dc3689f8-b6b5-11e8-8e74-dbfb5ccc74a7.html

          To be clear, the man didn’t rape anyone, he didn’t touch anyone… but he’s charged with a felony for being sexually attracted to women. Let’s give another round of applause to our great western values 🙂

          1. @sweetiecandy
            I think it’s worth taking another look at the article. The man didn’t touch anyone

            If your question came out of the blue, then your answer is “it depends”. Recently I’ve had a woman try to pay me to ravish her somehow, she likes it rough but I passed for obvious reasons

          2. I know. Ridiculous isn’t it! That is why hetero women are increasingly frustrated in the developed world. Did i tell you about women having to grunt to express availability and sexual attraction in a Pacific Island.

            My relative was there for business and went to a bar. The missionaries there have fucked much up much of the indigenous culture over the last one hundred years . Anyway a hot chick sidled up to my relative and strangely grunted. He was kinda spooked and asked his native business partners the next day. They laughed and said”she was interested in you!” Apparently,that is now the only culturally acceptable way for women to express interest!
            @goritian

          3. @hopingfornemesis
            haha! I remember you mentioned something like that in another post. That was funny but significant. If native business partners of your relative were not just being funny (as I’ve never heard this from other sources) then the “grunting” may have been a substitute expression for something else which they outlawed for occidental conformity. After all, “grunting” cannot be illegal even in a purely western context. Many others across the world have been similarly forced by us to evolve beyond natural instincts in their customs and expressions of heterosexuality, to fall in line with our pro-LGBTQ new world order.

            In a not so distant past a man was allowed to read a woman’s heat signs, and take her (and responsibility for her) accordingly… just like you can still observe in other mammals. But today, only the female human is allowed to do her mating dance and express her sexuality. Any response by the male so much as verbal let alone physical constitutes a punishable crime. Again, our occidental values deserve a great round of applause for being so anti-nature

            Our western civilization ignored a very important fact in humanity: Young women generally do not know what they want. A young woman’s natural instinct and thought process does not stack up enough logic to know, let alone verbally and accurately express what she wants. Her female content only feels things that happen to her, then processes / interprets if they’re positive (“nice”,”awesome”, etc ) or negative (“weird”, “creepy”, “awkward”, etc); somewhat like an adult child. A young female is likely to say “No” (just to sound politically correct) when that boy attempts to hug her, until she starts feeling how warm and nice the hug is, then she’ll shut-up and wish to remain in his arms forever. In other words, her natural psychology is only equipped with an afterthought chamber, as far as things happening to her go. And when the male content is abundantly available to her, she instinctively processes most of them as negative.

            While you read this, imagine our colleges today, imagine frat parties, imagine intoxication, imagine “consent” and don’t even get me started with “rape” which is now defined by college skanks as “a regrettable sexual encounter”. Imagine people showing up at Brock Turner’s house with guns and signs reading “hang the rapist”, ready to lynch him. That’s a college boy who got intoxicated at a party, found an intoxicated pussy at a dumpster and decided to put it to good intoxicated use. He was sentenced to 6 months + 3 year probation BUT our western society wants him dead because our court system for that one moment was not gynocentric enough to throw his life away. No one talks about why Emily Doe chose to intoxicate herself with boys and place her pussy on a public dumpster. No, that’s fine and should be encouraged. The western world has evolved beyond sanity.

            This is why in other cultures families kept their young females indoors, protected, until a suitor came along to prove he could continue with her provisions and security. In this way her mind is most likely to process males as desirable and respect-worthy. But the western world is stopping at nothing to screw it up for everyone else. The west insists females should go to school everywhere in the world and become spoiled marriage-unworthy college brats like ours.

            Whenever you think of “shit-hole countries”, remember the moral aspects in which they’re commonsense-based, and by far better than us, that’s until we manage to completely screw it up for them

    1. That was a woman!? That`s one loooooose cunt! Sex toys of this size should not exist. They are obviously a hazard and hurt people. Although if you`re dumb enough to try to put this enormous thing into your body you probably deserve the injuries you get.

          1. @sweetiecandy

            youre female subtleness and sly ways are beyond doubt in my opinion… i could be wronng about you, this is the internet afterall… and you could be a tranny, which is better than a female, in my humble opinion……………….

          1. …you really think that I like you? You are one of the most ugly, rude and stupid man ever seen on this planet. Racist, sexist, violent with animals and molest.
            That’s why you have to stop writing me, PLEASE

  2. “So, doc, I’m minding my own business, waiting for a bus, and I’m sitting on a fire hydrant, right? Well, all of sudden, I feel my panties rip, and the next thing I know, my ass hits the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant is just, like, gone, you know?

    1. I ran out of batons, and some to all hobos are a good craftsman when they start working on those batons, Now I am giving cheap swords to hobos so they do not get ass raped.

      I also give them to criminals and drug addicts also niggers to collect on their drug debts

  3. I thought it looked like a chair leg ?.

    I also know now, what treasure they will be looking for in the next “Indiana Jones” movie.

    I also know she has a fantastic future as a porn star -scars permiiting.
    Plus she must find most men inadequate.

  4. That monster was a Cruise Missile which completely veered off course when its heat-seeking head sensor detected her well-fapped minge writhing through another fishy orgasm. The missile was heading for a wedding in Syria at the time but diverted twelve thousand miles to her hot cunt instead.

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