Passed Out Drunk Gets Lucky – Doggy Style

Passed Out Drunk Gets Lucky - Doggy Style

When you’re so drunk you pass out on the side of a road, your chances of getting lucky are pretty miserable. But sometimes luck finds you, and gets you actions right where you dropped.

Thus is went for the dude in our video, who got lucky doggy style, only he was on the receiving end, and his partner a little hairy. I wonder if he had any weird feelings like something was not right after he sobered up.

111 thoughts on “Passed Out Drunk Gets Lucky – Doggy Style”

    1. Ellen for once what do you make of that canine and that sozzled out street urchin wearing gumboots with his fanny showing covered actually though . I think that’s his master and all his attempts in bringing his master to walk him back seemed to have failed .that’s when the canine decided in to fucking him up .
      Good try though but the Dog had been fucking in to thin air
      ? ? ?_? ??

      1. I was half way falling asleep and online at the same time. I laughed when my friend made a comment about her mom and prom dresses but then remembered her mom died last month so me laughing was a very awful thing….all because I was tired typing and not thinking going on auto pilot as they say

        1. @trainwreck, that’s no good at all, mate. You must take care of yourself my dear, I hope you have someone who can help you with your son, house work etc.? I’ve only got 3 kids too, I just thought I’d pop that bit in. I read where you thought I had 6!! haha I must talk about them too much, 😆

          1. Hell next time you’ll have 9 knowing me….sorry lol. I’m better now. I’m not sure what was going on but when I woke up today I felt better. Sick, in pain doesn’t matter I’m all my kid has so I get it done.

      1. @Tas My Female Rott would hump the shit out of something while shes in heat…Thor if he doesn’t like you will piss down your leg till it runs in your shoe…but no humpy.
        Also Males are generally larger than females my shepherd weighs 110 lbs…Ronja doesn’t look quite that big.

        1. My little 6lb female dog (Rosie) humps her special stuffed animal dog when she’s in heat @rayf. My husband use to tease our daughter when she was younger by holding her teddy above Rosie and asking her if she wants “her friend”. My daughter would nearly be in tears. I had to watch those two like hawks!

          1. Looks more lab than shepherd…but is probably both…I still can’t get over the white marking on that dogs bum…looking at its rear hips and flank it almost looks like pitt or rott…I have always called those Dogs Heinz 57…because mutt sounds awful. And yes Darling I misread and thought you were comparing sizes of male compared to female…that is my just woke up and not actually comprehending what I’m reading and then typing an answer to a statement or question that doesn’t exist…usually I laugh and get stoned…call myself an idiot.
            But thank you for realizing that I didn’t get it right and it was not done on purpose.

          2. @rayf, I wasn’t sure bout even replying to something which is probably petty? You know I hold you in high esteem on this site, and I like your dogs very much, 😉 I can’t believe this dogs white arse either, it must have a good flexibility? You would think it would be stained brown haha, but it obviously licks himself clean! He might do one of those scoots along the lawn to clean its bum? or hopefully he rubs it on the drunk guys trousers! 😆

      1. I’d love to see a dog slip a roofie to someone.
        I have a dog who has Cushing syndrome and diabetes, when he sees me getting his insulin, syringe etc, he starts yiping out of excitement and wants me to hurry and give him his shot. My Jack Russell loses his mind when he sees a crate of lobsters. He can see their legs through the slots and starts screaming like a banshee and attacking g the crate. I really need to film it, it’s hilarious. It sucked though, we wanted him to go lobstering with us but he sees the trap coming up out of the water with lobsters he just goes crazy trying to bite the trap and the lobsters. He got “horned” by one and he never forgot that pain. “All lobsters must die”

        1. I know our foreign taxi drivers may not get payed much, hourly, but are kibbles and bits acceptable payment for a taxi? Or is this one of THOSE dogs that makes you find your own way home?

  1. “woof-woof,”,
    fuck me up
    “arf-arf”
    yeah fuck me up
    “woof-woof,”,
    Kick on the starter give it all Doggie whatcha ?what ya got
    Bring ma undies down doggie cause I am in heat
    If you rough it up
    If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up
    Don’t make a grown man cry
    Ma butt hole is begging up begging up
    My pants are greasy,my hole isn’t messy
    c’mon lick me up
    “woof-woof,”,
    Let’s have some coitus
    “bow-wow.”
    Start it up fuck me up
    “arf-arf”
    yeah fuck me up
    “woof-woof,”

          1. Oh Honey nearly forgot asking ya about that little charming kiddo of yours. How’s he doing and you said you have been down with the flu.

          2. @blucon He was really, really sick. The kid wouldn’t stop coughing. I felt horrible. So he slept with me so I can keep an eye on him. He’s good now it took two weeks though. He’s back to styling his hair in the mirror and everything. Thanks for asking yep he’s back to his charming self

          1. Yeah it just kinda appear to be that way .If only his Master’s pants or the undies were to be down ; the dog would have had a field day .

  2. I really feel like a true voyeur the way that dog is looking around like it’s a very private time for him…
    Not to mention, obviously the guys’ ass crack smelt exactly of dog shit already, which is why fido thought it belonged to one of his own…

  3. First off, who the hell gets so drunk. They pass the fuk out on a sidewalk? I been super smashed and still I have never passed out on the side of the road. Pretty funny how the dog attempted to get it in lol. I just woke up and found this article 🙂

  4. Finally! Some comedy relief after looking at these other postings above!
    You know you’ve really hit bottom when that’s the only bed & ass you can find.

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