The Caption This Photo Contest #62

Split Penis Pee

Caption this photo if you can.

Best Caption

I guess urethra got it, or ya don’t – paul_booth_fan

Runners-up

Barry the snail can spit for miles. – Neilo76

When Jim said he was a half-cocked kinda guy I thought he was just takin’ the piss… – Seb

How about a nice bowl of split pee soup? – Oski

I told you not to date Lorena Bobbitt’s cross eyed sister! – death_becomes_her

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269 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #62”

  1. W.T.F.,,, of ,,,W.T.F. ok, when i go for breakfast with the boys this morning , i will ask the waitress not to split the sausage in half like they usually do. Then again , FUCK THAT i,m having bacon. Man , how does this freak fuck ?

  2. “Class, as you can see, with a split penis there is no rifling to produce a solid stream of urine. This concludes our topic on projectile motion.”

    Just a random fact that I shoehorned into a caption.

    1. I really think he needs a bullet to the head, all people like this or the ones who run over kids five times do not need to pollute the gene pool, we need to stop with this humane bull shit and think about the future. ;8(

    1. That was the first word that came to mind when I saw the picture, I know people want to stand out from the sheep but fuck me, there are other ways. I’m sorry but I just don’t get this, it’s one thing to cut your cock in half but then take a picture of yourself pissing on your ballbags…..I’m stumped.

  3. How can two girls suck the same guy off at the same time without fighting over the same cock, AND, get a golden shower too? I mean, who the hell came up with that stupid??

    Oh? . I see? . I guess this answers that question.

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