The Caption This Photo Contest #83

The Caption This Photo Contest #83

Well…Caption this photo if you can.

Also, we’d like to wish a very happy birthday to a Best Gore OG. Brokeback, this one’s for you.

BEST CAPTION:

When she says she can’t deep throat but you try anyway – ms g0rem8

RUNNERS UP:

This is what happens when you go through puberty wanking to rap music. – Brokeback

Girl I can hit spots you haven’t dreamed of – DeathLikeDalis

What happens when you wear skinny jeans all your life – TheDonBum

338 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #83”

          1. We can put a cast on an outie belly button so your friend should be fine. Also, please notify your friend that if he has a third nipple and shows it when he arrives he gets casted free of charge πŸ˜‰

        1. @No Country, I liked your avi of your little dog, I also like seeing a man walking a small dog, it means they are confident with their masculinity, they don’t need a big scary dog to be a big tough guy, not that all big dog owners are like this, but some are. πŸ˜‰

          1. Lol thanks @tas. Well iv been meaning to change up avi,but like 2 months ago went to gravatar site,and it wouldn’t let me. kept throwing me back to username/password incorrect bullshit/safari can’t load data etc.,and instead ended up with a word press blog that I did not sign up for ?… So last night w/motivation a’la Obli, I spent over an hour of resetting my password 4 times. Then I was able to upload pics.

          2. Yes I read those comments πŸ™ I don’t like to see regulars not getting along. I can see why you picked this particular new avi picture, haha.

      1. @mamason, also why would he shave that shit? I would be leaving any hair there to hide that deformity. Guys sometimes shave their pubes so their dick looks bigger? Ain’t nothing gonna help this monstrosity. haha

    1. @Dechedron you must see shit like this all the time in the nursing home but believe me when I tell you if it was my junk twisted like this I’d call it Gore. “Although truthfully if my dick turned black I’d expect it to look like this”
      The purpose of this post is for members to cut loose a bit and have fun.

          1. @BB, I love these ‘caption contests’ too, they bring out the best, and worst, of our community. Some people are so funny, you would mistake them for a professional comedian!

          1. You mean you guys knew I was going to post pictures of submarine shaped titties with dogs painted on them? Damn I’m really getting predictable πŸ™

            @Obli

            Excuse me while I go find the gif version of this πŸ˜€

          2. Lol @nextie. It’s not my fault no one was specific in what they wanted. If there’s a loophole I’m going to find it, I should’ve been a lawyer πŸ˜†

      1. “His politics usually leaned to the right . . . Dick!” @tas Well if I don’t see you Wednesday, Happy Birthday in advance! @BB You may not give a shit, but I am 12 years older than you and your birthday this year falls on the start of the Chinese Lunar New Year. Those born under the sign of the monkey are mischievous and very intelligent. Happy Birthday!

  1. For your birthday Broke, we got you one of Torontos finest Asian prostitutes our collective wallets could buy! She may be a he and “her” dick may be attempting to run the other way but here ya go!

    Happy birthday brother, from one twisted sick SOB to another. This scrotes for you πŸ˜‰

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