Use of Steel Nuts as Cock Rings Results in Severely Swollen Penis

Look at the Size of Those Steel Nuts, How Was He Able to...

Use of Steel Nuts as Cock Rings Results in Severely Swollen Penis

An elderly Chinese Malaysian must have felt frisky or something when he decided to try to use tight steel nuts as cock rings. Somehow, while his penis was flaccid, he applied a personal lubricant to get those nuts on, but soon his penis swell and the nuts just wouldn’t come off. The out of control swelling continued, forcing the desperate 65 year old to seek medical help.

Apparently, the method of choice to get the nuts off his cock was to surgically amputate the penis and immediately reattach it. Those Chinese men – even at 65 they still look to put their dicks through holes.

230 thoughts on “Use of Steel Nuts as Cock Rings Results in Severely Swollen Penis”

  1. I wonder did he use WD40 as lube? There’s potential for many a joke here. What a fucking idiot this guy was. At least measure the diameter of your dick so you can use the appropriate nut on it. This is just reckless. Fucking around with your dick like that when you’ve no backup. This site has taught me a lot; don’t visit Thailand, drive with flip flops in Brazil, be a civilian in Syria, now I know not to put nuts on my dick. Bless you bestgore, bless you!

  2. Omg..tf did i just read?!?!..haha…oooh noooo…someting rong wit mi rok…oh noooo…well broke…you were upset bout everyone giving up on the last burnt Chinese cock..so here’s another one..with nuts on it…extra nutty…lmao..those crazy Asians..

    1. Hey, I don’t want to be “that guy” but can you refrain from using “tf”, “kuz” and other similar writing styles? I know Mark isn’t here but I’d still like everyone to respect his rules.
      “Your comment will be removed if It contains “ur” instead of “your”, “b4” instead of “before” or similar douchebaggery”

  3. I’m sorry but i don’t have a cock of my own so i just have to ask the fellas on here……..do you guys…….ummmm…okay..do you guys sometimes just sit around with your cocks in your hands and think..hmmmm..i wonder what i can stick it in to……or what can i put on it to…..i put periods so y’all could finish that thought kuz yeah if i had a cock…well..it wouldn’t be bedazzled with nuts or burned to a crisp……buuuut..it would get me in Alot of trouble…

        1. Men are basically pieces of meat with eyes @ladywicked. Wandering around aimlessly, looking for empty holes anywhere whilst thinking, “I wonder if my cock will fit it there”. Never even considering how we will get it back out once the deed is done or what the consequences of sticking it in a “questionable” hole will be. Yes, the rumors are true.

    1. For me honestly LW, I’m very protective of my junk. Gravity is the greatest of my foes at this time. Like Brokeback said recently, that zipper thing is not to be underestimated, as well. My circumcision at infancy is all of the damage I need. The last thing I would do is to further mutilate or “decorate” the poor guy. I would consider employing a koteka or jockstrap cup for protection if necessary, but I try to stay away from those places.

      At least I’m not nearly as nuts as our friend above.

      1. Well that’s good you’re good to your friend hun..I’m sure if you treat the cock right..he’ll never do you wrong..unless you drink whiskey..then you’re fucked from what I’ve heard…unless you’re like broke and you have a pump..then fuck it….fuck the pump…shit..i would… =)

  4. Assembly Instructions

    Secure penis P with the two bolts B leaving 1/4″ separation between the bolts for added humor. Do not fully tighten the bolts. The bolts can be adjusted as needed after the break in period.

  5. It’s a sad fact of life that, when you go out to work, when you go shopping, when you go out socialising, when you go on Best Gore, you will always find a dick head before you, that’s life.

    This particular dickhead obviously wanted to make himself feel bigger than he actually was but he failed miserably and was chopped down to size, maybe now he won’t get such a swelled head in future.

  6. Future Days strikes again! this was no elderly Asian freak. this is FD’s junk prior to it being fried on the previous post. frying was the only way to remove the nut easily. it slipped right off once the girth of the junk was reduced. After blowing his load he likes to keep going and this is the result.

    1. I’m starting to think that you and some of the other guys around here are using these cock posts to edge your way out of the closet. Straight men don’t want to talk about dick this much.

      I think you and Brokeback should hook up. You’re both past your prime, and you’ve both got metal holding you together, AND you’re both up North. Sounds like a win win. What do ya say, fellas? πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

      1. I must agree. No matter how old or young BB is, all the ladies on here love him to pieces. Myself included. It’s okay fellas, if I were a dude and saw how must action Brokeback was getting JUST via the internet, I’d be intimidated too. Brokeback is just such a ladies man, Ow owwwww!!!!!

        1. Thanks Lilmiss, I wish my real life could be as how you portrait it to be.
          I appreciate what you said but by no means am I a ladies man. That’s the nice thing about online life…you can act a certain way and it brings attention to you and sometimes ladies like that. Act the same way in real life and you find yourself alone.
          Anyway, thanks.

        2. “if I were a dude and saw how must action Brokeback was getting JUST via the internet, I’d be intimidated too.”

          If I didn’t know how easily fooled women can be by a man with a cheezy sense of humor, I’d take that line seriously. πŸ˜‰

          1. FD can rain on my parade all he wants Lilmiss…all I know is that it feels good to get a compliment from someone as beautiful as you. Thanks for making my day so much better.

          2. Aw, c’mon BB. I like to mess with you single guys. πŸ˜€ I know how hard it is out there. Finding a good woman in this shitty world ain’t easy. I know you know this! I like to bust balls occasionally, though. πŸ˜€ What troubles me is why Mr.Mouse hasn’t chimed in again. I guess my lack of interest for his advances on Facebook have depressed him. lol

        3. You’re very welcome doll & thank you for your compliment as well πŸ™‚

          It really blows my mind that you’re single. In my opinion, you seem like a really awesome guy that has a lot to offer anyone in your life regardless of gender. You’re the only guy on this site that I’ve seen get as much attention from the babes as you do and that says a lot right there because this is coming from woman who only know a little about you. Imagine how much more we’d all love you if we were given the chance to really get to know you! You’re a doll Brokeback and I personally cry from laughing so hard at your jokes and sense of humor. I lovessss it!

          1. Your porn collection must be pretty interesting! Reminds me of the video I saw where a guy gets fucked up his ass by a horse with a HUGE dick and dies…. Lmao! No that’s something you need to check out man

  7. Holy shit haha, what a dumbass.
    But how the hell did he managed to put his penis trough those things? It looks way too tight.
    And how embarrassing it is, going to the hospital and tell a doctor what you did. I know doctors should be professional at all times πŸ˜‰ , but I would laugh my ass off if I was a surgeon and an elderly man came to me with a problem like this.

    1. @landa
      im currently working on completing some hours in the ER and just to let you know, over the last two weekends weve had one napkin ring stuck on a guy and two rectal insertions gone bad (1 male 1 female) and from what some of the nurses were telling me it happens all the time.

        1. @gunkgirl. My goodness! I guess you don’t look at Playboy magazine do you? He’s the reason the world has such a spread. Being the owner of this grand trademark and all. Playboys around the globe owe him a grand salute for his contributions to society.

          1. @Rude Monger, hmmm I wonder if there will ever be a Playgirl magazine where us woman can you guys in as little as possible. I know there are similar ones out there, but the name ‘Playgirl’ brings a smile πŸ™‚

          2. @gunkgirl,

            Just as Obli said, There already is a playgirl magazine in circulation and it contains more dickheads than the United States Senate.

            It was supposed to be aimed solely at heterosexual women but over the years it has become the magazine of choice for back door burglars and brown coal miners.

            In case your wondering how I know this, well, I looked it up on wiki, no, honestly I did, please believe me.

          3. playgirls are hard magazines to find – at least they were a few years ago…maybe now that they appeal to a wider range of demographics they are more readily available

            ive been told this of course

      1. Is it me @gunkgirl, or has BG become a bit of a sausagefest lately? Nothing but dicks all over the place lately. You girls need to start contributing more and pulling your own weight around here.

          1. This is way more dick than I’m used to seeing on an average weekend @nextie. I’m looking forward to seeing a balls/testicles post next just to change things up a bit.

  8. Completely ridiculous. Now if someone would have given this retard some nookie he wouldn’t be going nuts on his hog. Idiot needs to get into some form of hobby instead of trying to have more nuts than he was supposed to. Bottom line this is exactly what not to do with nuts from a manufacturing standpoint.

    1. hmmm…I’ve never known dogs to make up fairy tales and use it as an excuse to kill members of their own species. or use mind-altering substances to the point where they would choose getting high over having food and shelter. show me an obese coyote…can’t fucking do it. show me a bear that has bipolar manic depression, yes, we are the superior being despite the fact that we are the only ones who consciously destroy our own bodies. and kill each other over imaginary things and other made up things like money and power.
      we’re too smart for our own good. we don’t know what to do with these minds we have. we have no real purpose.

        1. so are we worse for allowing our “genetically defective” to live?
          I suppose I myself would have been left in the wilderness to die due to my back deformity and later mental illness. I guess i’m better off dead, then? interesting.

          1. @obli,

            I know this might sound a bit cruel but if you are looking towards your fellow human beings to give your life meaning, to give your life worth you will never find it because there is no meaning to life other than the fact you live at this moment in time.

            I can only experience the “now” of existence, I can read about the past but I cannot experience the past, I can reflect on my past but it is only a memory and therefore I can only experience my past in the “now”.

            Do you see the problem, how can we have a meaning attached to our existence if we can only exist at one place in time and when you consider that time is a meaningless concept, that it’s only a system used to measure motion of the physical realm and we do not attach meaningful worth to motion but instead to the psychological which is not measurable by time, well, then we have a situation where our worth is not in our flesh but in the mind which is a construct of our egos born from both flesh and the psychological, the “experience of life”.

            My conclusion, the mind needs worth but the body does not, however if it were not for the body the mind would not exist for you are the summation of your total life experience therefore I can only conclude that a sense of worth or meaning cannot be anything other than what you are today, in other words you are by your very existence that worth, that meaning which you seek, nothing more and nothing less.

          2. ah yes, my friend. I have fallen victim to my own mind yet again. trying to place meaning on things which have no meaning. contemplating existence rather than just existing. it is only the individual who matters as the individual is the only one who experiences reality. the only one who experiences NOW. I need to be more “selfish” in my functions.

          3. @obli
            just cause animals do certain things doesn’t automatically make them correct, I mean they also lick their asses and eat shit….

          4. @Obli,

            A bit of selfishness is a good thing as long as that selfishness does not cause harm to others.

            I speak from experience when I say that human beings tend to start contemplating life and thinking about worth and meaning when they feel dissatisfied with life because when we are happy we are content with just living day by day.

            The simple solution then is to keep our minds busy with various psychological and/or physical pursuits and to do a little more living, these things are easier said than done though since most things in life including wiping our own asses with toilet paper costs money and money is not an asset most people have in large quantities and as such our options tend to be limited.

            Anyhow I don’t suppose I should be giving advice to anyone given the fact that I am a booze hound of the highest order but then again I suppose that gives me the experience from which to speak.

            @alicatt,

            There are lots of people that lick assess and eat shit, I think you call them politicians over there.

  9. what was he thinking?obviously he s gonna have to go to hospital or the local fire fighters station,i can just imagine the the fire fighters face on the front desk,ok lads get the blow torch out,hey maybe that other picture is a before and after

          1. Nah, thanks! I’ve got my own good shit going on… This shit hurts for everything, I can’t turn into the little pretzel I could when fucking… I appreciate it though!

  10. Doesn’t even matter. Fuck. I don’t know what I’d do without Best Gore.. well, I’d probably blow my brains out.. butbthen I’d want to watch here.. and that wouldn’t work out… Sorry!! I’m on strong perks and booze… I don’t think I’ve slept or eaten in awhile…

      1. Yea.. I was prescribed to take six a day and after like three days you could spank my ass and call me addict.. The doc prescribing them had no idea of the extent of my injuries so I have an unlimited amount of refills and I’m psyched. They make my mouth feel like a cassette tape.. sometimes my songs don’t play right and my tongue gets tied… the booze. Well, I just turned 21. I’ll share, sure sure! Considering the amount of depression I’ve picked up, it’d be cool to have people around… maybe eat food, whatever that is…

          1. No seriously.. I hope you’re not in a lot of pain. I broke my neck and that was fucking torture. So I’m sure you’re probably havin’ a rough time. Although.. all the perks you need can make anything better.

            Yeah, still jealous.

          2. Yea, I shattered three vertebrae.. one on my neck, two down my ribcage… thanks though! I appreciate it.. my rant below isn’t towards you.. you never did mind me around here haah.. I’d share if it wasn’t illegal to mail them…

          3. ooooh @hailie that sucks ass! im sorry to hear that….ive been through back surgery so I kinda can relate…its awesome you have good drugs though…drugs are our friends…lol

            seriously though…I wish you a speedy recovery and that you can once be that pretzel again πŸ™‚

  11. So, when I first joined all these females hated my guts.. Shit she’s fake, and then I post a fansign and get- shit she’s a whore. Ha! But god forbid I return from my shittiest deployment with perks and booze! Friends, friends! Dirty fake bitches…

      1. Tehe! I feel the same way. Anyone who has similar interests as me, such as gore and this site, is fine with me! Sure there’s a few weirdo’s here and there but for the most part I think most everyone on this site is rad as fuck and I love reading and having awesome conversations on here with everyone. It’s just not the same when you try to talk about this shit with anyone else because they just don’t understand why we’re into this sorta stuff the way everyone on here does and for that I am very appreciative.

        1. Ahhh you are spot on girl!! Nobody understands me. Everyone I roll with thinks i’m bat shit crazy. Um, no. I’m just aware! Ok, and MAYBE a little crazy πŸ˜‰

          I find it so hard to even find worthy girl friends these days, but you ladies all seem pretty great!

          1. We’re all bat shit crazy. Well, I am. I like to pause the beheading videos and then hand my phone to family members/friends right when the person is being beheaded. Probably explains why I don’t have any friends anymore.

        2. Haha, @daddysprincessxo that reminds me of my recent conversation with my dad. I always tell him about the crazy shit I see on here and the other day he goes, “I feel like you going on that site shows that you have a dark side to you and I don’t like it.” I replied “No, actually I find it important to know what human beings are really capable of as well as getting an uncensored look at what’s going on in the world we live in.”

          We’re all a little crazy sometimes, hehe. I feel you though doll! I’m definitely one of those girls who’d rather hang with the boys. Personally, I don’t enjoy gossiping about people, being in cliques, being catty or fighting with other girls. It’s just not my thing and it’s pretty difficult to find other women who feel that way also. Sure, I have girlfriends that I hold very near & dear to my heart but only a select few and each one of those ladies have been in my life for years. I’m extremely open to making new friends with all different walks of life but I find it particularly difficult to make new girlfriends. There’s just WAY too many catty bitches out there who only have a couple girlfriends and refuse to open their heart or lives to anyone new. It’s sad really. I’m definitely a girl’s girl and I find it important to stand by our fellow sisters. A real woman would never feel threatened by another females grind because she truly knows her worth and will proudly support and stand by them.

    1. I remember that. You were an annoying newb to all of the xenophobic veteran females back then. Most of them have all fucked off for various reasons, and the standard of the common female who hangs out now is lower than it used to be. Less snootiness & bitchiness, but also less tit and vag showing. Which is weird!

      1. I have progressive, congenital scoliosis which I had corrected when I was fourteen. I have rods and hooks screwed into the middle of my spine. if I hadn’t had the surgery I would be noticeably deformed by now(age 30) mine was bad and I was in agony. and I still get pretty stiff from time to time.

    2. you seem like a relatively little girl and you’re only twenty-one? can’t imagine you running 50lb packs along a mountain in afganistan. what exactly did you do? how were you injured? what kind of combat did you see? I want war stories!

      1. Everything’s a little complicate.. How’d you guess? And I know, I’m only five feet flat weighing in at 110.. I only had to carry 90lb ruck sacks for 15 miles at a time.. I was originally a medic, 68W… but this past summer I was stationed with an infantry regiment as a comm. specialist. I wasn’t treated like a female, infantry men just gave me a boomstick and told me to run fast. I needed to be where the action was at for my upcoming promotion to officership… So, things got shady and I just did what I was told. We were running a mission where we had to get from point A to point B.. Ran to a dead cliff end. Back tracked and ended up with a makeshift zipline we shimmied down.. Battle on the other end let the only rope keeping me up slip and.. I dropped two stories. Here I am.

  12. I’m so glad this site didn’t become another victim to the rising police state trend. I came back one day, a few months ago, after Mark had been sentenced, and the site was down. This is my first time back since; I had forgotten how long Mark wasn’t allowed to use the internet, wondered if he was back or found some helpers. It’s good to be back.

    1. He’s got ‘oodles’ of helpers and realized that over time I’m convinced that sites like this will not be shut down permanently.

      Sites like this just ‘evolve’ and flourish regardless how hard ‘authorities’ try silence us.

      The truth………..

  13. So I imagine this guy will refrain from threading his needle again once the corrective surgery and recovery is complete. Of course John Wayne Bobbit had an adult feature role after he recovered so things may be looking up for this fruit loop. Nah, on second thought he may just have to wander off somewhere and become a hermit after this major scale of embarrassment. πŸ˜›

  14. Whoa! WTF? How big is this guy’s dick that he could put it through a nut? I’ve heard asians are tiny but that is pretty fucking miniscule. And just how the fuck do you face the doctor??? ” Hey doc….it was a bet?”

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