Foot Deeply Slashed in Sea-Doo Crash

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Foot Deeply Slashed in Sea-Doo Crash

Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member @solucky8, who got his foot deeple slashed in a sea-doo crash:

This was a little over 2 years ago in Parker, Arizona. My friend an I were riding Sea-doo’s and we got disoriented after doing some donuts. Then next thing I knew, we were both coming straight at each other and ended up colliding. The plastic body of the one I rode on got wrecked, and we concluded that was what sliced up my foot. I now have minor nerve damage in my foot but everything still works fine 🙂

Many thanks for the pics and the fansign, @solucky8:

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115 thoughts on “Foot Deeply Slashed in Sea-Doo Crash”

          1. Relax, you’re too sensitive . If you have something to say, post it, if not, don’t.
            How do we know you’re not trolling as we’ve had a few other scallywags on here doing their thing. (And I think you are. I even have an idea who’s behind the curtain) If you’re not, who gives a rats ass what others say

          1. I believe you sweetie, but why is nems asking me who you are.
            I would just forget about it and continue commenting on new posts.
            I see you had a go round with Bella Zombe. The best thing to do is just not respond, but that’s just me.

          2. I asked @fred1212 because I wanted to know your take. I never think myself all-knowing in situations like this. I also believe she is genuinely a girl and not a troll but was caught out in the past as you know.

            Yes ,Sweetiecandy did show me she was a girl but it has never been ” live ” in “real time” on Facetiming or Skype so as a truthseeker I have never been absolutely sure it is not a fat ,bald guy living in his mum’s basement. Sweetie candy ,I think you will agree with the above.
            @sweetie-candycane

          3. You sound like someone ‘trying’ to come off as an Asian girl, and not doing it that well either….you can fool some people I guess. It was obvious to me last time you were here.
            I don’t give a fuck what/who you are, I’m just tired of you acting like this site is here to cater to you and “be nice” to you….. AND teach you English slang. LOOK IT UP! There are plenty slang definition sites…your demands of “What that means?” constantly are retarded.

        1. Honey that sweet and innocent shit is old. You are on a Gore website, we are here to see FUCKED UP SHIT. Sensitivity is not why anyone came here and no one is dumb enough to fall for it…

          Wait, yes they are. Because some people here are Lame as fuck. And if you feel offended by that, I was Deffinitly, DEFINITELY, talking about you. (Metaphorically speaking which you wont understand but others will)

          1. @sweetie-candycane

            The first half, that’s all you..

            The second is for those lame fucks
            that have no life outside of BG and think its the highlight of thier lame existence.

            You just prove my point that you dont understand irony.

            (And we all can use the edit button, but I saw what you originally said.)

          2. Well, I thought that was better reply about what I wrote before
            Sweetheart, whats ur problem with me? Jealous that lot of men talk to me and noone even know u’re here? I don’t ask u anything, back to broke mirrors, thnx hun

          3. @sweetie-candycane

            First off your “comebacks” in broken English cause more of a headache to read then they are worth.

            And hell no, youre here to talk to men? You’re here to get attention from ALLLLLLLLL these guys? Have fun! This ain’t a dating site sweeeeeeet heart and they would get catfished by your 6 inch dick anyways. Sighhhhhh, boring.

          4. No honey, I’m not here for this, but looking your reply I think I’m right, u just want their attention 🙁
            Go on meetic if u feel alone and need to argue with me for ur 2 seconds of fame
            Oh, and sorry if my english hurt u, but it’s not my first language 🙂 Have a nice day/night

          5. @sweetie-candycane

            Then maybe use your first laguage cause English makes you retarded.

            Oh my god whineeeeeeee, I need attention, pleeeeeeaseeeeee, someone give me attentionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn….

            Fuck you very much 😉

          6. Oh…as you want 🙂

            Alua oua ti te fini de rumpime u belin figgia de na jole? Me su rumpia de ti e de vui atri abeline

            Translate 🙂 oh wait… u don’t understand… Poor lil retarded elder lady… 🙁

          7. Hahahaahha elderly lady. Yeah I better go take some vitamin D and grab the walking stick for my 30 year old self, gotta be ready for all that DICK attention imma find here. Here I go, trolling for dick, oh Ddddddiiiiickkkkk, where’d you go? Are You hiding from meeeeee, oh there you are little guy, right between sweetie candy legs, I almost missed you their tiny fella.

            Some of us here ARE bitches..dont forget it.

          8. Oh continue, don’t worry
            Do u know that
            “those lame fucks
            that have no life outside of BG and think its the highlight of thier lame existence” do the same things ur doing?
            LOL did u have something else to say or come back to look if there’s new wrinkles?
            U know, here it’s almost 3 AM, if u have something interesting to say I can stay awake 🙂
            And what’s the matter if my legs are tiny?

  1. A Flapper. Dealt with lots-O-Flappers in my days as a construction site supervisor and Chief first Emergency response until Ambulance arrived. Now because while the houses are under construction there are no roads but simply about 5 square miles of muddy trails ambulances would not make it on site for about 40 to 55 minutes sometimes. And when we sent one of our guys to meet them, the ambulance would still take wrong tuns before heading-in these muddy mazes. Total Shit-Show Every time.

    1. HAHAHA that’s exactly what I didn’t do, I really should have put more detail into my story but I was drunk and wanted to put my shit out…but basically after we collided I thought my leg was broken so I pulled it out of the water only to see my foot and the skin dangling off, then I was like oh shit it’s really bad then I just called for help cause it was right in front of the house we stayed at.

    1. Great song origianlly anyway and Fucken great satirical video. Funny as fuck and i like the hint of it at the 1min40 sec mark! Do you have others!

      And keep those Kanakas working! Go on ,tell the yanks about the Kanakas. 😉

    1. @hollyeat
      Yeah it is’ a fkn dumb name.
      Not sure but I think the company that makers them is from Canada & was originally called Bombardier ***
      anyHOO they made snowmobiles first with the brand name
      Ski-Doo®️
      So hence, when they made personal watercraft the name became .

      Sea-Doo®️
      But now everyone just calls them Jet skis***
      Expensive toys for rich kids that go very fast,
      With no real brakes & wont turn when not using the throttle,….
      Combine that with alkeehaul* and you get many injuries/ deaths !!

  2. THE EAGLE & THE TIGER by bad jonny

    We all wanna roam
    We all wanna soar

    But the eagle has it’s wings
    And the tiger has it’s claw

    We all just get up
    Same old fuckin’ chore

    Watchin’ Murdoch’s TV news
    Such a fuckin’ bore

    Listening to some blonde cunt
    That’s just a preppy whore

    Then comes on some shit ad
    Some mole pluggin’ “Jadore”

    Skinny, made up, fuckin’ tramp
    Hair as blonde as straw

    “Aah don’t eat no meat, ya all ..
    I’ll just eat coleslaw ..”

    “I’m too junk’d to use my cunt ..
    I’ll have to let it thaw ..”

    These models should be drugged and raped ..
    That’s what their slits are for

    Smokin’ crack and sleep all day
    Just like the fuckin’ poor

    Rape Kate Moss’s tight pink ass
    She’s bleedin’ on the floor

    I fuck’d her mouth, I fuck’d her cunt
    Her asshole till it’s raw

    I’d jam a rock and flame up there
    Just like Fantastic Four

    Hey I’d like to post these pics up on
    The homepage on Best Gore

    Gee I’m getting bored ya all ..
    I go for my chainsaw

    It’s not hard to find it, yo
    It’s kept in the top drawer

    “Awww ya cannot do dat Jon ..
    It against da law ..”

    Detective comes to bust my ass
    Like pedo Dudley Moore

    The law that never helped the whites
    That’s for fuckin’ sure

    Now all these black cunts rizin’ up
    “It time to start da war ..”

    “We smash da whitey’s head like rocks
    You are da new black Thor ..”

  3. I just came back to see if anyone said Sea-Dont . it has been 4 days! but even so , not disappointed. some pretty funny shit up top

    is sweetie candy that hello kitty character of a few years back?

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