Kite Wraps Around Kid’s Neck and Takes Him Flying in Taiwan

Kite Wraps Around Kid's Neck and Takes Him Flying in Taiwan

Kite Wraps Around Kids Neck and Takes Him Flying in Taiwan

In Taiwan, a kid got to experience what it’s like to be Batman, when by some freak accident, a kite got wrapped around his neck and hoisted him up.

Not even a bungee jump delivers this level of a thrill factor. He got thrust hither and thither, ragdoll be damned.

He’s either gonna be scared of heights for the rest of his life, or will become Taiwan’s youngest BASE jumper.

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128 thoughts on “Kite Wraps Around Kid’s Neck and Takes Him Flying in Taiwan”

          1. what’s amazing to me is that americans actually believe their country is the best in the world, mainly because they’re so self involved they know nothing about the rest of the world.

      1. Yes it was live. You saw it like all of us and it was live at that time you viewed it, whatever time that may have been. Obviously you couldn’t have seen it’live’ had you been asleep, but when the incident ‘actually’ occurred that was when it truly was live.
        Hope that clarifies things for you MA.

      1. Maybe it’s one of them new fangled Chinese kites I keep hearing about. They have the child assemble the kite in a Chinese sweat factory then they staple the child to the kite and then they send the child on their merry way. Far far away. Often screaming as the kite finds a thermal and is catapulted into the stratosphere.

        I hear these kites were initially designed as a way to decrease the population density in certain parts of Shanghai. My friend George Chinaman told me this story. I think he was lying, the bastard.

  1. That’s The Closest thing to actually free flying that he’ll ever get.
    That’s unless he has a couple of dreams like i was lucky to have in my early teen of being able to fly. The rush, and experience of freedom that i had felt in these dreams were so life like, i felt close to God like never before. I Remember flying to School, and landing on my feet perfectly. Only to start running, taking a leap & going up again. And while flying around the whole schoolyard, i just suddenly woke-up seemingly for no reason whatsoever and man,,, that sucked 🙂 Have any of You ever had dreams that you were flying, as it was Epic, and i’d love to hear your stories related to it.

      1. @Artful Dodger
        Lol, lol. Is that when your Mom because a pro at Artfully Dodging doing your sheets when laundry time came around??
        Or was it around the time where she decided to teach you how ta do do your own laundry, lol? 😉

    1. I have lots of flying dreams as I lucid dream from time to time. I was a superhero in one dream flying around a smoldering metropolis during some kind of Armageddon event. Another time I was trying to get away from a giant monster so I simply flew away. Etc

  2. IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT by bad jonny

    In the still of the night
    You think about death
    Your death

    You wake
    Start to shake
    All of these cunts
    Said that COVID is fake

    But in lonely hell
    Their soul is to bake
    It is way too late
    To pull on the brake

    We call death by other names
    Like shark is called flake
    Like that Jew Cunt Polanski
    And his movie ‘Two Jake’

    How much more trouble?
    Can your leaders make?
    They promise the workers
    Then are straight on the take

    Wanna find their bounty?
    Better use a big rake
    Those cunts would not come to
    Your own fuck’d up wake

    Like Obama Bin Laid-On
    That black nigger snake ….

    -BJ

          1. Yes there is :
            If the person who stole the money, walks forward and puts it back,
            the group will keep it’s eyes closed so nobody will know it was you
            Remember our teachers telling us this lie ..?
            As if ANY CUNT was gonna be dumb enough to take the 1st footstep
            towards the front, wherein EVERY OTHER CUNT would immediately
            have a ‘peek’ just to know who the cunt was

            There .. that’s what I wanted to say the the group (who I think is mainly
            gay)

            🙂

            -BJ
            get a sense of humor, Mildred

  3. WHITE SUPREMICIST by bad jonny

    Some are sly pricks
    Some call me white supremacist
    Little dicks
    Why do they even exist?

    Anderson Cooper?
    All the gay assholes he kissed
    “You’re a NAZI, Jonny .. “
    Is what this gay cunt hissed ..

    Fucking leftist faggot
    He’s not on Jonny’s list
    He’s a cancer on the TV screen
    Like some evil boil or a cyst

    Black Nig Nog lives matter?
    They raise their no-good fist
    Black Nig Nog lives matter?
    In their faces, Jonny piss’d

    When all this shit has cleared away
    The smoke bombs and the mist
    It is ‘lil old Bad Jonny
    Who’s worshipped, loved, and missed

    🙂
    Be good, scumbag
    If you see Anderson Cooper ..
    Kill him !

    1. Sorry I got something I’d like to say. It’s pretty important so listen up.

      I had a dream last night where I kissed this cute girls butthole. She was really my type. The kind of girl you played footsy with back in the day. The girl next door. She really really liked it when I was smooching on her sphincter. She was moaning the whole time. So I was licking this girls butthole and well you’ll never guessed what happened next!

      I woke up!

      … that’s the end of my story.
      Hope you liked it.

      If not you can blow me!

  4. AT DEATH by bad jonny

    You think of your death:
    That final hour
    The bile in your mouth
    Turned nasty and sour

    Look out the window
    And see gay Trump Tower
    You struggle to breathe
    With all of your power

    You crawl on the floor
    Screaming, you cower
    Some fat nurse bends over
    Asshole like a flower

    She brings you a muffin:
    Oats, butter, flour
    If it weren’t for your death
    You would now “wow-her”

    Fat lezbo nurse?
    She looks like a cow-sir ..

    🙂
    Better live for today, Poontah
    Your death awaits you ..
    Tick .. Tock …

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