In Taiwan, a kid got to experience what it’s like to be Batman, when by some freak accident, a kite got wrapped around his neck and hoisted him up.
Not even a bungee jump delivers this level of a thrill factor. He got thrust hither and thither, ragdoll be damned.
He’s either gonna be scared of heights for the rest of his life, or will become Taiwan’s youngest BASE jumper.
Props to Best Gore member @billieeilish for the video: