Tits Out Chick Beats on Another Girl

Tits Out Chick Beats on Another Girl

A cat fight on a street between a girl with tits out and a girl who doesn’t know how to fight lead to the latter getting her hair washed in muddy runoff.

I like how the cheer team just stands there and watches the spectacle. The flip flop wearing, vertical phone holding, bleached hair tips sporting guy was particularly ridiculous.

95 thoughts on “Tits Out Chick Beats on Another Girl”

    1. lol, ha,ha! So true, my man!!! We probably would have done the same at 14yrs old. The only difference is, that he will probably grab a pair of his sisters worn underwear, on the way to the wack-room, lol. 😉

          1. He loves them. Don’t let that anorexic chick stuff fool you. He dreams about feeding a 600lb girl french fries from McDonald’s in bed. I mean I even offered to let him feed me burritos all day, but nooo.

          2. Hahaha can’t believe he’d pass up the opportunity to feed you burritos. So disappointing. Do you ever watch fat chance? It comes on after 600lb life

          3. I did for the first time last week. It was soo good! I felt sorry for the poor girl though. I can’t imagine going on there and losing all that weight then telling a guy i liked him first just to have him be all “Sorry, but i don’t feel that way.” I’d gain it all back in a month.

          4. Oh my god, you guys are so funny. So… does that mean we’re gonna see some cat fight videos for Obli in the next few days then?

            But seriously, I love you guys. No homo. Maybe a little homo but not exceedingly homo.

          5. @nextie
            I think there have been 3 episodes so far and I believe not a single one has gotten their crush, it’s so sad! Hell if I lost all that weight and got rejected I’ll go find a better, hotter guy lol. The poor girl was rejected twice! First her crush and then her trainer, she was so pretty even when she was heavier I felt so bad for her.

            @Stacie
            Like @nextie said…total homo love you <3

        1. Aww thnx for that I’m not missing much then .. Yea ex gf was blessed in that department but think she traded them for her personality traits as she wasnt a nice person so maybe time to try a member of the itty bitty titty committee eh mite be nicer people

          1. Haha I think you’ve got the right idea. The tits may be great but you can’t live with just tits, there’s gotta be other things to keep you invested in the relationship. Although I did just get an image of you taking out a giant pair of tits on a date, cuddling them at night and proposing to them. The engagement ring would have to be a nipple ring though 😆

        2. Oh no don’t get me wrong the tits wernt the reason I dated her they just a bonus but she kinda played on it you know like if didn’t get her way she threaten to withhold sex for a week etc proper childish so yea no time for that shit .. Yea totally agree inner beauty first and looks / body second .. That’s a interesting image you just had there lol hmmm that’s the exact dream I have most nights how did you know ??????

          1. Ugh that kind of shit is annoying. I couldn’t withhold sex, why the hell would I punish myself 😆 I would use it in a positive way though…example: “Baby, I get so turned on watching you put the dishes away correctly and not having to tell you how to do it.” 😆

            Lmao, that’s because I know you so well 😉

        3. Lmao yea kill 2 birds with one stone rite 1. Get the dishes/ housework done for you 2. Get your man turned on so you get some .. Like how your slightly perverted mind works lol .. Yea I maybe shoundt of confessed my boob weakness on web should I lmao .. Well her stragey always back fired as I could always out last her so she be the one who always broke and I withheled oral for a month so she payed heavy price for her childish games .. Lol

          1. Hahaha slightly perverted? Take out the slightly and you’re right on point 😆
            No biggie letting people know what you like. Everyone has that body part they love on a partner. Lmao I bet she was the one who ended up begging 😉

      1. It has to be inherently difficult to find a girl who is both thin enough for you and can actually maintain some proximity to you when it’s windy Obli, much less one built like that who tries to fight another over you. I’m imagining two of those car lot flailing air thingies trying to destroy each other and still make it to their date with our Obliterator. Thanks for that mental image! It’s a pretty good one! 😛

      2. Whoever contends to be one of Obli’s mates shall be made Queen of Best Gore and will get Obli’s hand in marriage. Might or might not get cash prize. Standards rules and laws apply. Entrance fee is $200. No refunds. Free parking.

      3. Sorry Obli. I’m new here and probably shouldn’t be hitting on you. But I love your writing, especially when you use words like “buttfuckery”. It tickles me! And you just seem like a good guy. Actually all of you are awesome, you’re straight forward and real. Guess that’s why I come here. So thanks everyone. And sorry for rambling.

    1. “Draggin a Ho through the open sewer has to be a favela street fighter death move.”

      Or the local choice for a new Olympic event. That would sell out faster than Comic-Con International in San Diego, rayf!

  1. Omg…that was like the stupidest fight I’ve ever seen, boobs notwithstanding. Those flimsy old punches could be spotted from a mile away. What would have made it even better is if the girl on top had leaned over and bitten that one guy in the nuts just for getting too close. Fricking animals.

  2. Goddamn! I’d pay 50 bucks for that girl to hop on top and beat me like that. I’ll take a pass on the raw sewage but the rest was nice. I definitely prefer smaller boobs to large.

  3. haha reminds me of the cripple fight on southpark after about VIDEOmins of fighting when they were both fked up a guy eventually goes in and says break it up
    Respect my Authority or screw you guys I’m going home
    😛
    we need some more isis videos they havent been as prolific as they were once 🙁
    who rememembers half shaved monkey man v’s tank
    and the classic 5 monkeys one cage v’s water
    or some good old mexican cartel videos – we know you guys are still murdering now SHOW ME THE VIDEOS

    rant over

    god bless bg posters i’m glad im not the only sick fker who likes this shit ;p

  4. This was a beat down from one street Hoe to another, for being in her working turf stealing her tricks, so she got her ass beat and developed and understanding about not taking food off anothers plate!!

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