4th Year Student at TIT College in Bhopal, India Attempts Suicide

4th Year Student at TIT College in Bhopal, India Attempts Suicide

Earlier today in Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, India, a 4th year electrical engineering student at the Technocrats Institute of Technology (TIT) attempted suicide by climbing on the college’s rooftop and making a scene.

It would appear that the student was a slacker, and spent the whole semester partying instead of studying, and now that the time has come for the exams, he found himself unable to catch up. His attendance was at 65%, and he was late submitting his exam forms.

He’s failing at school, he also failed at suiciding himself – I think it’s fair to say he fails at life as a whole, and instead of saving him, whoever pulled him off the roof should have instead given him a poke…

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42 thoughts on “4th Year Student at TIT College in Bhopal, India Attempts Suicide”

    1. Doubtful in India. There are slutty girls there but the ones who actually work on their edu. Usually are prudes and won’t even look at the guy once. They actually will think he is just pathetic and won’t touch him. He will either have to rape a girl, pay for it, or hope the girl mommy and daddy suggest for him to marry won’t know about this.

  1. Oh come on, suicidal people. I’m tired of jumpers, trains, guns, hangings, and overdoses, its all been done before and its all BORING. Since you don’t value your life AT ALL, here are some suggestions you might consider to impress the BestGore community:

    1.) Saw off the top part of your skull, take a long probe and insert it into different parts of your brain so we can observe the effects.

    2.) Fill up a milk gallon with cockroaches, don’t feed them for a week, then cut out your belly button and let them loose into your abdomen.

    3.) Rig a saw so that you can decapitate yourself, and place a camera at an angle so we can see your face, and just before you die, smile and wink at the camera. Better yet, communicate a message by blinking your eyes or mouthing words, so you can tell us what irrevocable death feels like.

    4.) Film yourself dying through explosive decompression.

    5.) If you HAVE to jump, jump from the Burj Kalifa, set up cameras from multiple angles, and take one that’s streaming to a server somewhere along with you.

    6.) Put on one of those camera headbands and walk right into the path of a tornado; better yet, swim right into a waterspout.

      1. I forgot to add:

        7.) Take massive amounts of painkillers, then fill a bathtub full of the most corrosive acid you can find and immerse yourself in it for an entire day.

        8.) Walk right into the path of flowing magma.

        I’m telling you. These suicidal people could vastly improve the store of human knowledge by being more creative with their demises. If you’re gonna go out, space monkeys, go out with a bang….and I don’t mean shoot yourself.

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